C Elegans' couch

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:13 pm

Hmph.

*cracks whip a few times*

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:15 pm

*cracks whip a few times*

How many people have fallen victim to your whip?

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:17 pm

As many as the amount of spam she's put into this place

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:18 pm

Actually not many, I just like to crack it from time to time... relieves tension, you know

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:19 pm

As many as the amount of spam she's put into this place

WOW! Thats a lot.

Hopefully I will evade the whip in the future.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:19 pm

*cracks whip a few times*

Is this supposed to deter me?

no, you know me better than that

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:20 pm

Oh, I'm sure SOME people actually enjoy the whip

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:21 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Is this supposed to deter me?no, you know me better than that

No, I was just taking out my stress...

@Z worryingly, I think SOME people might form the majority on SYM...

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:23 pm

So I deviate from norm????? Dear god, I always thought I was a conformist.....

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:24 pm

@Z worryingly, I think SOME people might form the majority on SYM...

hehehehe....uh....erm. No not I. No of course not.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:28 pm

No, I was just taking out my stress...

Backrubs usually work wonders.

Th majority? you mean some people DON"T like it?

@Z, do you really want to conform around here?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:29 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Backrubs usually work wonders.

Th majority? you mean some people DON"T like it?

They aren't so much fun though

So I hear...

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:31 pm

@Bstalker.....It depends....are the majority of men around here getting some femmes?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:39 pm

They aren't so much fun though

So, they could be combined.

@Z, depends on who you talk to, the men or women.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jul 25, 2002 12:11 am

Originally posted by Georgi

Fortunately not

Day 14: Accidentally increased the voltage on Eery's shock therapy to fatal levels. Can't think what came over me...

Lucky for me I'm me...

**Starts giving Georgi a backrub.**

@Ty-If I were you I'd think carefully before taking on a Chaotic Neutral pothead in charge of a large flamethrower...

Also, I have a diploma from the Georgi King of Spam School of comebacks, the most highly regarded (not to mention only) school of comebacks in SYM.

I'd stick to being friends if I were you...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jul 25, 2002 12:32 am

"Day 14: Accidentally increased the voltage on Eery's shock therapy to fatal levels. Can't think what came over me... It wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be though, because that little twirp liked it too much

; he can be such a pain in the butt sometimes

. Come to think of it, I wonder if Odie has noticed my cute butt

"

"Day 15: I confiscated Odie's pillow today - something to get me through the lonely nights, when Odie isn't there *sigh* I love that apricot smell…"

"Day 16: OMG

Odie took a shower in the office today… I thought I was going to die - I averted my eyes, because I was about to faint! He is sóóó mine! I conveniently locked Eerhardt in the padded cell in a straight jacket this time, so he couldn't interfere anymore."

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jul 25, 2002 1:07 am

"Day 17: Eerhardt broke out of his cell today, going out the window again in the process. Now, the screaming was FUNNY

"

"Day 17: it's not my lucky day: Eerhardt survived the fall AGAIN. How many lives does this guy have? [size=0]note to self: pick up new batteries for the Groin Grabber TM, when I pick up Odie's conditioner[/size]". On top of it all, he discovered the secret Disco Bar I had Kayless install for some private dancing with Odie

"Day 18: Eerhardt still not dead. I threw an empty beer bottle to his head when he was doing a bad karaoke version of "Stand by Me", but still no dice. The guy's head is probably full of alcohol anyway

.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jul 25, 2002 1:58 am

"Day 19: It appears Eerhardt does have some uses. He shot the Ethel Merman Disco Album. I had to applaud his shot: he comes third to my Odie's and BS's aim in a state of drunkenness (BS has a way with slings), but it was still a good shot."

"Day 20: the Doctor has returned… and she wasn't pleased

- Eerhardt claimed to have developed a fear for pretty female neuropsychologists in obscenely skimpy gold dresses. As if…

It was just a plot to get the Doc in a dress for exposure therapy, but Doc CE saw through it. [size=0]Besides, I'll be damned if I let the Doc wear a skimpy gold dress, if I couldn't gallivant round the office in one for my Odie

[/size]"

"Day 21: I think the Doc suspects something

… she locked Odie and Eerhardt in a cage. I still get my kicks from the leash and collar on Ode and watching him exercise, though."

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Jul 25, 2002 2:10 am

ROFL @Eerhardt !

You know that she'll get you for this one, do you ?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Jul 25, 2002 2:46 am

It's worth it, mate! (and she's been a good sport so far)

"Day 22: Odie has been making compliments to Ysh. I couldn't intervene without revealing my true feelings for Ode… I'm constantly torn between the love I feel for him and the image of hate I have to uphold in public. I swear, this ON-OFF relationship is starting to take its toll on me

"

"Day 23: Eeeeeerhardt [size=0](God, how I loathe that name now!)[/size] managed to escape from his cage, just when I had opened Odie's lock and had something romantic planned

. If that wasn't enough, Eerhardt revealed that Doc CE was wearing a skimpy gold dress underneath her lab coat and cured himself and Odie from their fear of pretty women in skimpy gold dresses by doing so. ([size=0]like I wrote before, I think Eerhardt may have had ulterior motives, but not my Odie[/size]). That should have been my job

!

"Day 24: Yesterday was the last straw! I convinced the Doc of heavily sedating Eerhardt, on top of caging him and putting him in a straight jacket again. I explained my problem with Eerhardt to Doc CE and she suggested putting BS in a skimpy gold dress, pinning a badge saying "lic. neuropsychologist" on his chest and tieing him in front of the cage. Again, I have to say that the Doc has great insights in my psyche. "Revenge is a dish best served called" 'n all that

"