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Hmph. *cracks whip a few times*

*cracks whip a few times*

How many people have fallen victim to your whip?

As many as the amount of spam she's put into this place

Actually not many, I just like to crack it from time to time... relieves tension, you know

As many as the amount of spam she's put into this place

WOW! Thats a lot. Hopefully I will evade the whip in the future.

*cracks whip a few times*

Is this supposed to deter me? no, you know me better than that

Oh, I'm sure SOME people actually enjoy the whip

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Is this supposed to deter me?no, you know me better than that

No, I was just taking out my stress...

@Z worryingly, I think SOME people might form the majority on SYM...

So I deviate from norm????? Dear god, I always thought I was a conformist.....

@Z worryingly, I think SOME people might form the majority on SYM...

hehehehe....uh....erm. No not I. No of course not.

No, I was just taking out my stress...

Backrubs usually work wonders.

Th majority? you mean some people DON"T like it?

@Z, do you really want to conform around here?

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Backrubs usually work wonders.

Th majority? you mean some people DON"T like it?

They aren't so much fun though

So I hear...

@Bstalker.....It depends....are the majority of men around here getting some femmes?

They aren't so much fun though

So, they could be combined.

@Z, depends on who you talk to, the men or women.

Originally posted by Georgi


Fortunately not

Day 14: Accidentally increased the voltage on Eery's shock therapy to fatal levels. Can't think what came over me...

Lucky for me I'm me... **Starts giving Georgi a backrub.**

@Ty-If I were you I'd think carefully before taking on a Chaotic Neutral pothead in charge of a large flamethrower...
Also, I have a diploma from the Georgi King of Spam School of comebacks, the most highly regarded (not to mention only) school of comebacks in SYM.
I'd stick to being friends if I were you...

"Day 14: Accidentally increased the voltage on Eery's shock therapy to fatal levels. Can't think what came over me... It wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be though, because that little twirp liked it too much ; he can be such a pain in the butt sometimes . Come to think of it, I wonder if Odie has noticed my cute butt "

"Day 15: I confiscated Odie's pillow today - something to get me through the lonely nights, when Odie isn't there *sigh* I love that apricot smell…"

"Day 16: OMG Odie took a shower in the office today… I thought I was going to die - I averted my eyes, because I was about to faint! He is sóóó mine! I conveniently locked Eerhardt in the padded cell in a straight jacket this time, so he couldn't interfere anymore."

"Day 17: Eerhardt broke out of his cell today, going out the window again in the process. Now, the screaming was FUNNY "

"Day 17: it's not my lucky day: Eerhardt survived the fall AGAIN. How many lives does this guy have? [size=0]note to self: pick up new batteries for the Groin Grabber TM, when I pick up Odie's conditioner[/size]". On top of it all, he discovered the secret Disco Bar I had Kayless install for some private dancing with Odie

"Day 18: Eerhardt still not dead. I threw an empty beer bottle to his head when he was doing a bad karaoke version of "Stand by Me", but still no dice. The guy's head is probably full of alcohol anyway .

"Day 19: It appears Eerhardt does have some uses. He shot the Ethel Merman Disco Album. I had to applaud his shot: he comes third to my Odie's and BS's aim in a state of drunkenness (BS has a way with slings), but it was still a good shot."

"Day 20: the Doctor has returned… and she wasn't pleased - Eerhardt claimed to have developed a fear for pretty female neuropsychologists in obscenely skimpy gold dresses. As if… It was just a plot to get the Doc in a dress for exposure therapy, but Doc CE saw through it. [size=0]Besides, I'll be damned if I let the Doc wear a skimpy gold dress, if I couldn't gallivant round the office in one for my Odie [/size]"

"Day 21: I think the Doc suspects something … she locked Odie and Eerhardt in a cage. I still get my kicks from the leash and collar on Ode and watching him exercise, though."

ROFL @Eerhardt !

You know that she'll get you for this one, do you ?

It's worth it, mate! (and she's been a good sport so far)

"Day 22: Odie has been making compliments to Ysh. I couldn't intervene without revealing my true feelings for Ode… I'm constantly torn between the love I feel for him and the image of hate I have to uphold in public. I swear, this ON-OFF relationship is starting to take its toll on me "

"Day 23: Eeeeeerhardt [size=0](God, how I loathe that name now!)[/size] managed to escape from his cage, just when I had opened Odie's lock and had something romantic planned . If that wasn't enough, Eerhardt revealed that Doc CE was wearing a skimpy gold dress underneath her lab coat and cured himself and Odie from their fear of pretty women in skimpy gold dresses by doing so. ([size=0]like I wrote before, I think Eerhardt may have had ulterior motives, but not my Odie[/size]). That should have been my job !

"Day 24: Yesterday was the last straw! I convinced the Doc of heavily sedating Eerhardt, on top of caging him and putting him in a straight jacket again. I explained my problem with Eerhardt to Doc CE and she suggested putting BS in a skimpy gold dress, pinning a badge saying "lic. neuropsychologist" on his chest and tieing him in front of the cage. Again, I have to say that the Doc has great insights in my psyche. "Revenge is a dish best served called" 'n all that "