The HBI - Heathen Bureau of Investigation

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:56 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]@ Rav, That's a good point! She can take care of herself. :laugh:[/QUOTE]

Well, yeah, but that wasn't really my point. I was wondering why you were looking out for Chu there?

@Luis, who was the relative that you siad I should meet again? :devil:

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:59 pm

Now I'm alone in this world, man, me and Mabel. Nobody else matters, Ravibunny.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:03 pm

Awww! Is this a good or bad thing?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:04 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Ha! No, I cant send them, poor gilrs, would come back home all disrupted! :laugh:[/QUOTE]

"girls" I thought I was just asking for one?

I do tend to have quite the effect on women I ...umm. Yeah. Dinner time! I'll be back soon (I hope).

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:23 pm

*Enters and asks to see the surveillance section. Outlines supicious behaviour of Tony and Rav in the SS. Admits there is little clue as to what is going on but contends there is sufficient circumstantial evidence to mount an operation. Bureau Chief agrees and assigns several undercover agents. Leaves*

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:26 pm

*bribes the CinC (Commander in Chief) to 'accidentally' lose the files. Watches the files go up in flames and quietly leaves*

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:27 pm

First hard evidence collected - check :mischief:

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:29 pm

*Watches the progress of the investigation through the use of singing minstels placed strategically within shopping centres, hidden cameras and Bureau insiders*

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:32 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]*Watches the progress of the investigation through the use of singing minstels placed strategically within shopping centres, hidden cameras and Bureau insiders*[/QUOTE]

*singing minstels easily identified as fakes by their inability to stay in role and to spell their professon. All taken into custody and questioned. Not very loyal at all*

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:35 pm

*The minstrels having only communicated to me via a shady contact fail to identify their true employer*

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:37 pm

* watches Rav bask in the false sense of security he derives from thinking he has inside help*

Agents report back to chief that all cameras have now been identified and forensically examined.

Second piece of hard evidence - check

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:41 pm

*The cameras were placed at their respective scenes by people taking special precautions not to leave any signs and the forensic team fail to find anything beyond the cameras themselves. While in storage, one explodes burning down the evidence storehouse leaving no signs.*

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:45 pm

The fire in the evidence store was, of course, expected after forensic examination of the cameras. All important items were removed before the controlled "accident" occurred.

3rd piece of hard evidence -check

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:49 pm

*waits for the next action of the inept HBI forces*

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:51 pm

*surveillance continues* No hurry

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:54 pm

Hah. I'm sure those surveillance operations cost lots of money....
*continues to run the surveillance surveillance*

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:02 pm

*Utilizing a team of expert hackers, continues the siphoning of HBI funds into a swiss bank account under the name of Fiona Scott, ensuring that if the operation is cracked blame will be traced back to ... Well you understand*

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:08 pm

Extensive investigation into "Fiona Scott" has shown her to be an obviously made up character. Sample extract from her "biography"

"She is going out with rapper Madchild (a.k.a. Shane Bunting) of Swollen Members."

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:12 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]She is going out with rapper Madchild (a.k.a. Shane Bunting) of Swollen Members.[/QUOTE]

Why Fiona, you naughty girl you. :laugh:

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:14 pm

@Fiona, Wow, looks like someone has an active alter ego...