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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:03 pm
by Athena
[QUOTE=qwertitus]
Top ten reasons for ignoring the telephone.[/QUOTE]
ahem.
7.The people you want to talk to are in the room with you already
6.You wonder if it's someone you don't wanna talk to
5.You dont have time for phone solicitations, I mean conversations.
...next?
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:07 pm
by Ravager
4. ACTUAL EVENT: Manic Depressed person keeps calling you with a nice list of profanities (fortunately not anymore).
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:11 pm
by Athena
[QUOTE=qwertitus]Top ten reasons for ignoring the telephone.[/QUOTE]
3.Answering it would be the machine's job.
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:48 pm
by Chimaera182
2.) It's work telling you you have to come in Sunday morning... (my dial-up monopolized my phoneline, and I got an email from my mom two hours ago, telling me my job called there saying I had to come in. I was like, "How the heck do they know my parents' phone number?")
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:26 pm
by Grimar
1: the phone isnt yours!
top ten reasons to not drink alcholol!
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:33 pm
by Ravager
10. To remain sober. It has pros and cons.
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:45 pm
by Chimaera182
9.) You have work in the morning. (I went to work with a slight hangover this morning, and a co-worker came in with a massive one; she looked half-dead, and didn't have her usual vitality, it was kinda depressing lol)
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:01 am
by TonyMontana1638
8. To avoid pulling an
Excorcist bathroom break in the middle of Christmas dinner(oh lordy was that ever funny)...
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:08 pm
by Phreddie
7. Because youre already drunk.
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 4:28 pm
by qwertitus
6. You enjoy having a working liver.
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 4:34 pm
by Phreddie
5 you enjoy having a liver.
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 4:58 pm
by TonyMontana1638
4. You enjoy not having to have your liver removed via intensely painful surgery.
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:11 pm
by Phreddie
3. You will be sober enough during the afore emntioned surgery and will realize that drinking is bad for you.
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:20 pm
by qwertitus
2. You will have less of a chance to die drowning in your own vomit.
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:48 pm
by TonyMontana1638
1. Who are we kidding, there are no more pros for remaining sober
...
Top Ten Ways to get yourself thrown out college
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:50 pm
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]1. Who are we kidding, there are no more pros for remaining sober
...
Top Ten Ways to get yourself thrown out college
[/QUOTE]
Tony did not you see the 101 reasons to remain sober thread? we came up with over 150!
10. Seduce the Dean of Admissions while he is drunk.
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:53 pm
by TonyMontana1638
[QUOTE=Phreddie]Tony did not you see the 101 reasons to remain sober thread? we came up with over 150!
[/QUOTE]
I contributed to it, I know... It was a joke phreddie, a joke!
9. Seduce the Dean's WIFE while he's drunk.
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 7:08 pm
by Fiona
8. *sings* Plagiarise, Let no one else's work evade your eyes, Remember why the good lord made your eyes....
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 7:29 pm
by Chimaera182
Heh, that 150+ reasons to remain sober thread was fun... Course, it didn't help me much. Woo for going to work hung over!
7.) Have sex on the teacher's desk... during class.
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 8:53 pm
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=Chimaera182]Heh, that 150+ reasons to remain sober thread was fun... Course, it didn't help me much. Woo for going to work hung over!
7.) Have sex on the teacher's desk... during class.[/QUOTE]
eww.... with all the kids watching?... eww.....
8. Tar and Feather one of your Professors.