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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:13 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, but you take mine by accident, you are now lopsided
i wish i had 23000 posts here so id have more than fable
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:16 pm
by wing
granted. he bans you for spamming so much in one day
i wish i had MY leg back and that you had yours back
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:19 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, you have it, but they wouldnt put yours back on, they put mine on though...
i wish there were other threads that actually interested me...most of them are about americans and stuff like that...
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:23 pm
by wing
granted. theres a thread about how canada got blown up
i wish i had somethin to wish for
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:24 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted you wish me eternal life
i wish i had a baby dalmation!!
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:25 pm
by wing
granted. it gets tapeworms from your cat
i wish i was an astronaut
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:28 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, but tapeworms invade your helmet and eat your face instead of your nutrients...
i wish i could get another tattoo
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:30 pm
by wing
granted. you get a pentagram on your forehead. the pope kills you
i wish i had a dragon tattooed on my back
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:33 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, but you get ink poisoning and die
i wish i was immune to everything
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:34 pm
by wing
granted. you are now immune to dying, sickness, and happiness.
i wish i legally had a million dollars
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:47 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, but fable confiscates it for "gamebanshee purposes"
i wish i had a million illegal dollars
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:49 pm
by wing
granted. you rob a bank, and get arrested and are put in jail for life.
i wish i wasnt so sleepy
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:52 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, but your mom forces you to go to bed...40minutes earlier? oh wait, youre late for bed by 2 minutes, youre also grounded and cannot sleep
i wish linkin park would die
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:54 pm
by wing
granted. they forever haunt you and blast their music into your ears as you sleep.
i wish there were no more seagulls
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:58 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, now the crows pooh on your head...
i wish i had some black thread
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:00 pm
by wing
granted. you now have an inch of black thread. thats an inch more than me
i wish i had some mountain dew
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:02 pm
by Sean The Owner
in more ways than one do i have more than inch on you...*cough cough*
granted, but its diet caffeine free mountain dew...ECK!
I wish to be a strong healthy person with the best the world offers.
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:03 pm
by wing
granted. micky gets mad about all the... bests... and beats you up.
i wish i could legally get drunk
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:05 pm
by Sean The Owner
umm...you CAN get legally drunk...just not in public(meaning anybody but yourself)
I wish I had a giant stuffed lemur.
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:07 pm
by wing
granted. its too big to fit in your door though. you'll have to sleep outside with it.
i wish it wasnt so late here