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The glorious spam empire seems to have failed. I shall now mourn and wait in hope that his subtle bumping of the thread will restore subjectless conversation.
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Oh My God. You are ALL retarded. Sweet.
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imawindowlickr wrote:Oh My God. You are ALL retarded. Sweet.
Very daring of you to say that. You want to stir up trouble or something?
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He said it with a measure of joy. Might be just the kind of community he wants to be a part of :p

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Denethorn wrote:He said it with a measure of joy. Might be just the kind of community he wants to be a part of :p
Not entirely convinced. That person didn't even use any smilies at all, which does give the impression that he/she is being rude. :confused:
''They say truth is the first casualty of war. But who defines what's true? Truth is just a matter of perspective. The duty of every soldier is to protect the innocent, and sometimes that means preserving the lie of good and evil, that war isn't just natural selection played out on a grand scale. The only truth I found is that the world we live in is a giant tinderbox. All it takes...is someone to light the match" - Captain Price
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YAY i LICK WINDOWS................This has to be the best thread I have ever read. You are all retarded in that ..You should be running the country sorta way.
you are all good reason that faith can be placed back into humanity, That maybe there is hope for our president, That scapebeef is the new tuna, That Heath Ledger won't do another movie set in medieval times, That Samuel L. gave the jedi some funk, yes.....YES....CAN YOU FEEL IT? THE POSSIBILITES ARE NOW INFINITE.

I BELIEVE that there should be a Mexican main character in the next Grand theft auto
....... that the movie Ice Pirates was a prophecy
....... that Tim Burton may have been a huge Dune fan
....... that there is a conspiracy to break all of the refrigerator light bulbs at one time, thus creating mass confusion when people go for drinks, setting a chain of events into action that can only end with the world being destroyed, or smurfs becoming a reality.
....... That all of you by posting in this tread have the right, NAY, the RESPONSIBILITY to obtain public office, YES, WE WILL TAKE THIS COUNTRY OVER, YES, BEING PROFICIENT IN GAMING WILL BE THE TEST YOU NEED IN ORDER TO BREED, DRIVE, OPERATE POWER TOOLS AND MAKE TOAST.

PEOPLE JOIN ME. PICK UP YOUR KEYBOARD AND MARCH. WE AT GB WILL MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE THROUGH WIT, SARCASM AND THE GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO TELL OTHERS HOW STUPID THEY ARE.
ARE YOU WITH ME?
TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD.NHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
um so, who's gonna be the boss?
Can there be a "Ministry of the People" ( see Red Dwarf)
Oh wait one more time.....
GNAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH :D :mischief:
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imawindowlickr wrote: TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD.NHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Sings: "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears :laugh:

But, in order to rule world, don't you need to take out the head of state first before going after his cohorts? As what one Colonel use to say: "Go straight for the kill. Everything else is a waste of time." ;)
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"Go straight for the kill. Everything else is a waste of time."
You have your orders soldier!! Why are you still standing about wasting my time??!!!
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Loki[D.d.G] wrote:You have your orders soldier!! Why are you still standing about wasting my time??!!!
You got it all wrong. You get the orders, we do the bossing :D :p
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You got it all wrong. You get the orders, we do the bossing
And who do you think you are speaking to Captain? :laugh:
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Loki[D.d.G] wrote:You have your orders soldier!! Why are you still standing about wasting my time??!!!
No orders. What do you expect? I can't execute an order it there isn't any. :p
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Umm... Loki... didn't you know Des is General of GB Army? :eek:
Oh, and don't bother trying to bossing me, the Admiral.

Though the slot of Air Chief Marshall is still empty... ;)
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imawindowlickr wrote:Oh My God. You are ALL retarded. Sweet.
Not what I was aiming for but hey... If it works.
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Kipi wrote:Umm... Loki... didn't you know Des is General of GB Army? :eek:
Oh, and don't bother trying to bossing me, the Admiral.

Though the slot of Air Chief Marshall is still empty... ;)
In the land of the pigs, the butcher is king. :D
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DesR85 wrote:No orders. What do you expect? I can't execute an order it there isn't any. :p
The orders were in the quote Des. You issued them yourself... :laugh:

@Kipi
Umm... Loki... didn't you know Des is General of GB Army?
Oh, and don't bother trying to bossing me, the Admiral.

Though the slot of Air Chief Marshall is still empty...
So what? He's the General, Buck's the President. So, I don't take crap from anyone except the head honcho. :D

What post do you hold Kip?

No offence Des.
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Kipi wrote:Umm... Loki... didn't you know Des is General of GB Army? :eek:
I'm not General. I'm just a captain. ;)
Loki[D.d.G] wrote:The orders were in the quote Des. You issued them yourself... :laugh:
I was offering a suggestion. Not an order. :p
Loki[D.d.G] wrote:No offence Des.
None taken. ;)
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Man, we are a bunch of crazy people with nothing else better to do... :D
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HEY. I AIN'T NO OX-MORON. :eek:
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imawindowlickr wrote:HEY. I AIN'T NO OX-MORON. :eek:
No, you're a window licker. That about says it all ;) :D
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And who is crazier than the Lord of Mischief himself?
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