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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:45 pm
by Magrus
Not me TM. That causes awkwardness.
[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]They hurt, Maggy.
Sniffle is not a who, hun[/QUOTE]
Poor kitten. Well, after Luis decides where I can take you I'll take them off.

Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:45 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Magrus]TM you've got it all wrong. Kitten's a girl. How's those handcuffs sweety?
Luis! Do you have a room we could borrow so I could punish her for stealing my holy water?[/QUOTE]
Go to the dungeons. Close the doors. I dont want to hear... the humming. And the screaming. And... the ice cream noise.
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:45 pm
by Oscuro_Sol
Luis, you're looking nice tonight.
**
Oh. Too late. *sniffle*

Goodbye FOREVER, Maggy!
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:46 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]Luis, you're looking nice tonight.

[/QUOTE]
You too, maam, you too.
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:47 pm
by Tower_Master
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Go to the dungeons. Close the doors. I dont want to hear... the humming. And the screaming. And... the ice cream noise.[/QUOTE]
Yum - ice cream. The food with 5 million uses!

Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:47 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Go to the dungeons. Close the doors. I dont want to hear... the humming. And the screaming. And... the ice cream noise.[/QUOTE]
Thank you kindly sir.
[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol] Luis, you're nice tonight.[/QUOTE]
Isn't he though? He lent me the dungeons to punish you in so he won't have to hear the noise. Now, ice cream and fixin's Luis? *holds out my hand*

Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:47 pm
by Oscuro_Sol
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]
You too, maam, you too.[/QUOTE]*tear* I hope the dungeon smells okay.
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:48 pm
by Tower_Master
[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]*tear* I hope the dungeon smells okay.[/QUOTE]
We had to have it fumigated after CM's last stay, so it's actually smelling decent!

Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:50 pm
by Oscuro_Sol
:'( MAMA, OOOOO, I DON'T WANNA DIE! Um.. something.. something.. one sec.. gotta visit the lyrics thread.
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:50 pm
by Magrus
Oh it smells fine, we clean everything up nice and spotless after our fine. Isn't that right Luis?
Come along kitten. *pushes her towards the dungeons* No more stealing aye?

Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:50 pm
by Oscuro_Sol
*sobs* PLEEEASE! NOOOO!
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:52 pm
by Magrus
Well, what is it you'll give me instead then for stealing from me to make me change my mind?

Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:53 pm
by Oscuro_Sol
[QUOTE=Magrus]Well, what is it you'll give me instead then for stealing from me to make me change my mind?

[/QUOTE]My big truck of stol- I mean.. brewed.. um.. vodka?
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:53 pm
by Tower_Master
[QUOTE=Magrus]Well, what is it you'll give me instead then for stealing from me to make me change my mind?

[/QUOTE]
??? Taking bribes now, Brother Magrus?

Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:54 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]*tear* I hope the dungeon smells okay.[/QUOTE]
The Heathen Citadel Dungeon is equiped with:
A mirror in the ceiling
A jacuzzi
A shower
A sauna
A round bed, 4 mt diameter
A full set of oil for massage
A refrigerator and a bar with ice cream and drinks
A full set of whips
A pair of robes
A something to regulate the intensity of light
And more.
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:54 pm
by Demortis
hey Mag, um you might not want to go in there. i didnt tell luis that i borrowed the room, to, um tourture, the.... neithists(sp?). im sry ive got guys in there cleanin now, but ill hold on to kitten for ya while you drink more.
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:54 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]My big truck of stol- I mean.. brewed.. um.. vodka?[/QUOTE]
I have vodka. It's fine. Next suggestion?
[QUOTE=Tower_Master]??? Taking bribes now, Brother Magrus? [/QUOTE]
Possibly, if it helps, you know, ease the pain and what not of my loss.

Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:55 pm
by Oscuro_Sol
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]The Heathen Citadel Dungeon is equiped with:
A mirror in the ceiling
A jacuzzi
A shower
A sauna
A round bed, 4 mt diameter
A full set of oil for massage
A refrigerator and a bar with ice cream and drinks
A full set of whips
A pair of robes
A something to regulate the intensity of light
And more.[/QUOTE]Send me off to the dungeon! I am filth!

Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:55 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Demortis]hey Mag, um you might not want to go in there. i didnt tell luis that i borrowed the room, to, um tourture, the.... neithists(sp?). im sry ive got guys in there cleanin now, but ill hold on to kitten for ya while you drink more.[/QUOTE]
*glares at Demo* I should demote you.
*tugs on Kitten's hands* There's more than one room. Come on you.
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:57 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]Send me off to the dungeon! I am filth!

[/QUOTE]
*get Kitten and takes her to the dungeon. Hides the key*
You ready?