Spam Factory

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:59 pm

He took advantage of me!

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:00 pm

Now I'm not saying I don't believe you...........

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:01 pm

Have you ever watched everybody loves raymond?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:02 pm

Is it a film ?

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:03 pm

A sitcom

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:05 pm

I don't have a television so you'll have to give me a plot outline if we're going to talk about it

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:06 pm

Just a guy thats maried and has an annoying mom

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:08 pm

So he starts to take advantage of innocent young men to get his own back

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:09 pm

no.

Good plot idea though. Its really funny but hartd to explain

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:11 pm

It doesn't seem to have anything to do with drag racing or amputation. That's encouraging

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:12 pm

Fairly normal show I say

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:14 pm

Like you would know normal if it popped up in your tequila

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:14 pm

Huh one time a set a fast time on a simulator. And I was sober!

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:19 pm

That's not normal, you can't fool me

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:33 pm

the curse of not living near anyone on GB...no one is on at the same time as me, so the thread list looks like Imj the only one replying, which is a pain.

This is my one post of the day here. Relsih in the light brought from the one who actualkly works towards a better society. And a true spammer.

Except for Juni, locke, mag, fibe, DW... basically anyone wioth less than 200 m posts here. that currently includes Fiona and lestat as well.

j/k

Well, good day all... and good night. May you sleep long and, er, deep.

And Rav, I left you a gift in wide view from Lestat and Fiona in the college thread.

I hope you like is, "Ravisher." (the hosed).

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:38 pm

Weeeeh... I found spam...Err I mean time to post

But I have no idea on what to post, so I'll just post it anyways

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:41 pm

We seriously need a school for you compulsive spammers. this os getting to be a problem.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:39 am

Isn't this the school?

I may reserve a post for quotes later-on. Do some fancy colour-coding and...*shudder*...go through the back-spam in search of the good stuff(if any).

. Should have started on the upcoming page 500. We could have called it an anniversary. Never mind

27 pages through...

I'll add more people to the colour-code list eventually. So those unmentioned people don't feel left out.

I'm going now. I know I'll miss chus by 10 minutes, but I don't want to be around all day again

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:16 am

SF Memorable Quotes, Introduction & Glossary Part 1

Welcome to the Spam Factory thread, everyone! A place where everyone can spam to their heart's content (within reason).

No doubt such a big thread will have many happy memories and memorable sayings, such of which several will wish forgotten.

Glossary

RTS- RealTime Spamming
Hyper-Spamming- Spamming + that extra bonus taste...
SpamTasTic
InnuSpamDoe
SpamInation
SpamTacKuLur

So let the quoting begin, with your host Ravager!

For simplicity's sake, the main instigators will be colour-coded.

Ravager= Me! Otherwise referred to as Rav/ Ravvy. Or Bob

ch85us2001= chu/chus + other names. Sometimes Joe.
hill1= Just leave out the 1.
Juniper1028= Juni!
Locke Da'averan= Locke/LD
Magrus= Maggie/Mag

Oh, I eventually run out of smileys - so it can be hard to differentiate sarcasm- rule of thumb: when in doubt just call it sarcasm

Essential support from the moderators: (tip of the hat to them).
[QUOTE=fable] I'm sure they'd relish an opportunity to change the name of a fine, intelligent, witty, sleek, and impeccably bred thread like your own.[/QUOTE]
One of Juni's first posts, didn't she bring a great gift?
[QUOTE=Juni]I never did say what I was going to "bring".......Let's see. My coffee IS super tasty this morning...[/QUOTE]
One of Yeltsu's better naming suggestions....
[QUOTE=Yeltsu]Joe-Bob's Cottage of Marmite Mocking and Childish Praise?[/QUOTE]
Ah, the start of this nonsense:
[QUOTE=Chu]You shall be the pinnacle chief of day and I shall be the pinnacle chief of night.[/QUOTE]
In reference to the Heathen Citadel- the naive statement of the day:

[QUOTE=Yeltsu]We want to live together in as firends in equality[/QUOTE]
Me being naive as per usual:
[QUOTE=Ravvy]*sigh* Surrounded by lunatics. Where's sanity when you need it?[/QUOTE]
The truth has been revealed:
[QUOTE=Chu]Hmm. Thats a scary thought. Maybe I AM a goth![/QUOTE]
And the Innocent Business of the Year Award goes to:
[QUOTE=Magrus]If they knew everything, I'd be in trouble. All they know is I'm a friendly, polite drunk that gives them great business.[/QUOTE]
Being his usual cowardly self (

) on one of his very first appearances:
[QUOTE=hill]meh, whatever, ill be a wimp and go back to hiding in the corner.[/QUOTE]
The system is explained again. Oh, and now I have nice gear too!
[QUOTE=chus]My time zone allow me to take the night watch (GMT) while Ravagey Bob watchs the daylight hours. Therefore I am the pinnacle of darkness and he is the pinnacle of light. He has a full suit of Ivory mail.[/QUOTE]
Ah, good old Kitten. Wonder where she is? (Highlight for hidden parts)
[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol (Kitten)]*cough* Meanwhile,Yes, I have plots with a terrible cough. the evil styrofoam in her secret lair! Very unfortunate. *shifty eyes* ... *hides stolen wallets*[/QUOTE]
If only this had stayed the same...
[QUOTE=hill]What do you expect, Im the Canadian in the corner afraid to hurt anyone...[/QUOTE]
I thought I was naive...

[QUOTE=hill]I am at the limits of my insanity[/QUOTE]
*ahem* This isn't the official policy...

[QUOTE=hill]Or its time to drag in some poor soul and torture them to death. I think I like the second one more.[/QUOTE]
Wow. The halcyon days of low post counts...(250 refers to hill)
[QUOTE=Ravvy]250 posts! What am I at? Oh, 1900. And you've been around longer than me?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, we're all nuts here. Though Juni may take a higher spot sometimes...
[QUOTE=Juni][QUOTE=hill]And I thought I was nuts

[/QUOTE]Well, you just might be.......
Peanuts, brazil nuts.....my fave is SPAM NUTS !

[/QUOTE]
Just so no-one gets the wrong impression:
[QUOTE=Magrus]Sanity is not my strong point sir. I've the med files to prove it.[/QUOTE]
Witness this early rarity...hill being nice! *GASP*
[QUOTE=hill]Nice stuff...ok....lessee How about Junipers cute? That works...[/QUOTE]
Like I say in the quote...
[QUOTE=Ravvy][QUOTE=hill] all I have is constant guilt... among other things...[/QUOTE] So he has a conscience? Who knew? [/QUOTE]
Good advice courtesy of Maggie.
[QUOTE=Magrus]Being mean to girls is bad practice. Once you're mean to one, all of her friends find out, and suddenly, they don't like you. A good rule to follow is if you're mean to one, you've been mean to 20 and then you're in for relentless lectures and dirty glares for the rest of your life in that town.[/QUOTE]
One interpretation of the thread:
[QUOTE=Maggie]Nooope, I've settled in and made it cozy and pervert friendly.[/QUOTE]
A profound statement about Canadians follows:
[QUOTE=hill]the last time I heard someone was law abiding i was two and asked my mom what a judge was[/QUOTE]
Um...just don't ask...
[QUOTE=Magrus][QUOTE=Rav]Take it outside![/QUOTE] What's "it", and why am I taking "it" outside? Is "it" ok to get messy, and can we make noise if we take "it" outside?[/QUOTE]
Locke's first post... I'm sure he'll be thrilled he eventually made it onto the list
[QUOTE=Locke]well i'm just here for the beer and tequila if there's any[/QUOTE]
Thought I should include this.. I did say at the time it was a contender for the list... fortunately aimed at Kipi, not me.
[QUOTE=hill]Id kiss you if I werent straight.[/QUOTE]
WARNING!
[QUOTE=Magrus]Wow, high spam area. When we have multiple posts all at the same time in rapid succession, confusion is bound to occur. Must not do this drunk.[/QUOTE]
An apt description, if ever there was one...
[QUOTE=Juni]Spam is the junk food of the gods.......[/QUOTE]
Contradiction of the year...okay, the day:
[QUOTE=Kipi]Don't ever call me nerd again or I'll smash you with my lightsaber![/QUOTE]
Now is this good or bad?
[QUOTE=Juni]If someone steals the goodie bag....it will turn into a GIGANTIC lump of SPAM! Consider your selves warned.......[/QUOTE]
Nice! Prizes and gifts!
[QUOTE=Kipi]WOOOOOT!!! IGOT MESSAGE NUMBER 1000!!!! Beer time! Round for all! I pay![/QUOTE]
More of Juni's...ah...eclecticness.
[QUOTE=Juni]I'm full of delicious Spam-A-Rific Ideas! **POOOOOF*** Spam Soda! TAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAA[/QUOTE]
Fun, isn't it?
[QUOTE=hill]GO DRAGONLANCE *contain your nerdiness*[/QUOTE]
And everyone else too....
[QUOTE=Juni]Wow, I gotta stop......I'm scaring myself![/QUOTE]
Good luck...
[QUOTE=hill]your a godling. i said we need a savior. not a crazy spam artists. ust a normal spam artist or a person who wants to be a spam artist.[/QUOTE]
A burgeoning alcoholic methinks.
[QUOTE=Juni][QUOTE=hill]excuse me? did someone say whisky?[/QUOTE]NOOOO!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!! **hic**
[/QUOTE]
This happens all the time...
[QUOTE=hill]Im not trying to scare him away. That hapens accidentally.[/QUOTE]
There's lessons for lurkers?!
[QUOTE=Datlaw]Then, I would like to thank the New England community college for the wonderful classes. [/QUOTE]
Someone's eaten the evil stryofoam?!
[QUOTE=Datlaw][QUOTE=Ravvy]You've tasted styrofoam? Why?[/QUOTE] I wanted to try something different, other than eating paint chips.

No, really somebody handed me what looked like those rice thingys in the Chinese resturant. It turned out to be styrofoam chips instead.[/QUOTE]
Am I being confusing?
[QUOTE=Ravvy]I'm not that scary... or am I? No, really, am I?[/QUOTE]
Hope this is rhetorical...
[QUOTE=Yeltsu]Oy hill1, easy with the triple postings, that's one of the things that SYM frowns upon, edit your posts instead. (how come we have to say this to almost every single newcomer in SYM?)[/QUOTE]
Another advance warning:
[QUOTE=Ravvy]I see Mag's going to Canada, hide your liquor and your women . And anything else that isn't nailed down. Hurricane Mag is on the way...[/QUOTE]
Naturally...
[QUOTE=Fiberfar]Too be proud of spamming... Oh the glory! [/QUOTE]

Phew. That's Pages 1-100

Page 2 will cover the next bunch...but that's for later.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:16 am

Anyone here?
Or have I again succeed to log in when no-one else is on?

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