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741: plan bloody and dramatic vengance on the creators of starcraft :mad:
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742 - Slip pills into friend's drink. Take friend to car. Watch friend slowly become comatose in car. Strip friend naked. Write in Hebrew all over friend's body, and leave friend in field, elsewhere.
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743: find ways of removing permanent marker from your person
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744: admire Robnarks gundam wing av..... It is gundam right?
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edit - 745: agree with Garaz

you're (gun)damn right. deathscythe is the man! um, robot. or whatever.
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Originally posted by Robnark
you're (gun)damn right. deathscythe is the man! um, robot. or whatever.
hey add a number..... every post counts..... :D

746: Just shine in the glory of for once being right......
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747: edit old posts
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Originally posted by frogus
742 - Slip pills into friend's drink. Take friend to car. Watch friend slowly become comatose in car. Strip friend naked. Write in Hebrew all over friend's body, and leave friend in field, elsewhere.


OKaaaaaayyyyyy....you're one sick puppy, frogus. I worry about you, son. :eek:

The thing is, there are people who have actually done this. :D okay, maybe not writing in Hebrew...Spanish, instead ;)
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748. SCREAM!!!!!! AARRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!!!!
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749

...try to break the record of Kammy's Hold the Button!
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750: realise that we only have 1/4 of the total left.....

751: sing "ohhh happy day" over and over again.....
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752. Tell Mah that there's a way to cheat.... :D
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Originally posted by The Z
752. Tell Mah that there's a way to cheat.... :D
753: ask how? except for putting a weight on the mouse that is.....
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754. Tell garaz that if you manage to left and right click at the same time and let go, the timer will keep going. Unfortunately you can't go to a different window....
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755: tell Z that that is a very sad cheat.......
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756. Agree with garaz

757. Bump threads!!!! :D
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758: state that Z has no life whatsoever.......
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759. Agree with garaz again
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760; talking with the voice of a dysfunctional crossdressing crocodile.
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761 Go to Boston!

762 Listen to music youve never heard before. :cool:
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