Your wish is granted

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:08 pm

granted, its an hour later here if that makes you feel any better...

i wish for a battery that won't die.

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:09 pm

granted. it is alive. it gets up and walks away.

i wish i had a tail

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:11 pm

granted...omg i cant stop laughing at it tho! hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

err...ya... I wish i had more books to read.

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:12 pm

granted. you have just won the entire encyclopedia britanica!

i wish my comp had more RAM

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:13 pm

granted, but its has to disc drive plugin things...

i wish for chewing gum that doesn't lose it's flavor.

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:16 pm

granted. it turns to flavored liquid after a few hours of chewing.

i wish i had some beef jerky

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:20 pm

granted but it came from YOU instead of a cow...

I wish I lived somewhere else.

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:22 pm

granted. you live at george dubya's mansion.

i wish i had this song on a cd...

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:23 pm

granted, IM listening to rise against though i hope you like them...

i wish i could fly lol

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:26 pm

granted. you hit a tree and break your nose. it heals and you do it again... and again... ow.

i wish i had some applesauce(apples rock)

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:29 pm

granted, but its blueberry flavoured apple sauce

i wish everyone had simple COMMON SENSE!!!

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:31 pm

granted. everyone thinks completely rationally. no fun at all

i wish i could be invisible or visible when i want to be.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:34 pm

granted, but then you hit a lampost and are unconscious for 10 minutes and you wake up not knowing how to become invisible again

i wish for a 1/4 inch adapter.

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:36 pm

granted. you dont know how to use it.

i wish i didnt have to breathe to live.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:38 pm

granted, you have to bleed to live, but you can still die from blood loss...

i wish lamposts werent able to make nukes to take over the world with...(stole that from you didnt i?)

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:39 pm

granted. lampposts blow up the world. you die knowing that you STOLE MY IDEA

i wish i had a comfier bed

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:41 pm

granted but *she* cant go in it with you anyways

I wish to roam the world endlessly finding great kindness and care everywhere.

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:43 pm

granted. you get annoyed by all the kindness and punch someone. they completely forgive you and you punch them more. you wipe out tokyo.

i wish i didnt have to go to bed

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:45 pm

granted, you are still addicted to this thread...

i wish i had my own house.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:18 am

Wing and Sean,
You know... there is a really great invention out there... it's called "Instant Messaging"

i wish i had my own house.

Granted, you now have your very own igloo and a dog sled team outside. Only problem is that you weren't wearing your special, pink, fur-lined mittens when you summoned the wishing djinni...so now your fingers are in danger of falling off owing to frostbite...

I wish... I didn't feel almost constantly at war with myself.