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granted, its an hour later here if that makes you feel any better...

i wish for a battery that won't die.

granted. it is alive. it gets up and walks away.

i wish i had a tail

granted...omg i cant stop laughing at it tho! hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

err...ya... I wish i had more books to read.

granted. you have just won the entire encyclopedia britanica!

i wish my comp had more RAM

granted, but its has to disc drive plugin things...


i wish for chewing gum that doesn't lose it's flavor.

granted. it turns to flavored liquid after a few hours of chewing.

i wish i had some beef jerky

granted but it came from YOU instead of a cow...

I wish I lived somewhere else.

granted. you live at george dubya's mansion.

i wish i had this song on a cd...

granted, IM listening to rise against though i hope you like them...

i wish i could fly lol

granted. you hit a tree and break your nose. it heals and you do it again... and again... ow.

i wish i had some applesauce(apples rock)

granted, but its blueberry flavoured apple sauce


i wish everyone had simple COMMON SENSE!!!

granted. everyone thinks completely rationally. no fun at all

i wish i could be invisible or visible when i want to be.

granted, but then you hit a lampost and are unconscious for 10 minutes and you wake up not knowing how to become invisible again

i wish for a 1/4 inch adapter.

granted. you dont know how to use it.

i wish i didnt have to breathe to live.

granted, you have to bleed to live, but you can still die from blood loss...

i wish lamposts werent able to make nukes to take over the world with...(stole that from you didnt i?)

granted. lampposts blow up the world. you die knowing that you STOLE MY IDEA

i wish i had a comfier bed

granted but *she* cant go in it with you anyways

I wish to roam the world endlessly finding great kindness and care everywhere.

granted. you get annoyed by all the kindness and punch someone. they completely forgive you and you punch them more. you wipe out tokyo.

i wish i didnt have to go to bed

granted, you are still addicted to this thread...

i wish i had my own house.

Wing and Sean,
You know... there is a really great invention out there... it's called "Instant Messaging"

i wish i had my own house.

Granted, you now have your very own igloo and a dog sled team outside. Only problem is that you weren't wearing your special, pink, fur-lined mittens when you summoned the wishing djinni...so now your fingers are in danger of falling off owing to frostbite...

I wish... I didn't feel almost constantly at war with myself.