Something or another wars episode V: The spam comes back

imawindowlickr · Post by **imawindowlickr** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:40 pm

So I was sitting on the toilet and I started to wonder, why don't more people die when they smoke and void? This makes sense to me. Flame, flammable gas in minute amounts in a small poorly ventilated area. You see we must start to take over in small subtle ways. I think a good way to start is to eliminate those who smoke and void. Then we need to figure out what games will be the benchmark for testing for our new perfect world. If you can't beat it or at least make a good dent or maybe a damn good effort, then you should die. I also may add that euthanasia after 60 is a must and people with collage stickers on the back windows of their cars should also be put out of our misery. We also need to name our movement. Now I know that there are many Mexican, Italian, and Asian groups that have the cool name market cornered, but with perseverance and diligence we in the U.S. of A. can actually come up with an awesome name that doesn't sound rednecky or to comic book like. Latin always sounds really harsh. Lets face it we need to strike fear into the hearts of non gamers and non believers, Oh and those who smoke and void. We shall stick it to everyone.

Now I really doubt the level of commitment to this movement. I'm just not feeling it from most of you. If you do not join us, we few, we proud. You will be subjected to eating stale peeps year around. You will be forced to watch PBS. (Not the fun animal shows either, nope, home improvement shows and Antiques Roadshow for you, pal). You will NOT get to sit on a really comfortable chair. There will be no fluffy pillows for you, nonbeliever. You will also have to endure motivational speeches by Tipper Gore and Rush Limbaugh. Oh and need I even mention that you will play no games. None. Well, maybe those archaic board games. Yes. Candyland. That is all you will get. So nonbeliever sit, feast upon your Turkey and the lies of the historical world. Enjoy your time. This Empire will be the strongest, most feared in all the galaxy.

Have a happy birdday everyone. May you get fat and pass out.

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:04 pm

So I was sitting on the toilet and I started to wonder, why don't more people die when they smoke and void? This makes sense to me. Flame, flammable gas in minute amounts in a small poorly ventilated area.

I thought the Mythbusters busted this one. Didn't they?

imawindowlickr · Post by **imawindowlickr** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:09 pm

Really? I'd actually have to watch tv for that.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:36 am

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:And who is crazier than the Lord of Mischief himself?

The God of Mischief?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:18 am

Leave Weasel out of this...

Sinister · Post by **Sinister** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 6:14 am

Good evening Mr. Odie, we missed you.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:20 am

Ode to a Grasshopper wrote:Leave Weasel out of this...

You don't want them to learn about the Golden Speedos?

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:40 pm

Loki[D.d.G] wrote: So what? He's the General, Buck's the President. So, I don't take crap from anyone except the head honcho.

Same I could say to you

What post do you hold Kip?

Admiral of Royal Navy of GB

I thought the Mythbusters busted this one. Didn't they?

Yup, they did. It was fun episode

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:10 pm

I don't take crap from anyone, unless it's perfumed.

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 6:44 pm

Fiberfar wrote:The God of Mischief?

I don't claim myself to be a God, but a Lord that's more plausible.

I don't take crap from anyone, unless it's perfumed.

Or sugarcoated.

@Kipi

Same I could say to you

Bah, bunch of critics.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:06 pm

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:I don't claim myself to be a God, but a Lord that's more plausible.

I'm humble man, I would be happy with Master

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:35 pm

Kipi wrote:I'm humble man, I would be happy with Master

All hail Master Kipi!

imawindowlickr · Post by **imawindowlickr** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:26 pm

Hail!!!:d

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:03 pm

Now this looks good

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:28 pm

Don't let your head get infalted Kip.

No offense, but we should be hailing General Des too, no?

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:45 pm

Umm... why?

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:04 pm

Loki[D.d.G] wrote: No offense, but we should be hailing General Des too, no?

How many times do I have to say that I'm not General? I'm just a mere captain.

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:10 pm

Kipi wrote:Umm... why?

He is the general, so he basically outranks either of us. Hence, we should also be hailing the top dog, no? :laugh:

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:21 pm

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:He is the general, so he basically outranks either of us. Hence, we should also be hailing the top dog, no? :laugh:

First of all, he claims to be only Captain, so that's fine to me.
Secondly, Admiral and General are at the same level in case of rank, so I would have no need to hail to him

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:24 pm

Kipi wrote:Secondly, Admiral and General are at the same level in case of rank, so I would have no need to hail to him

Really, I didn't know that. Well, just hail him cause hes a friend then

.

@Des

How many times do I have to say that I'm not General? I'm just a mere captain.

All right Captain. Then what rank should I be?