Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:40 pm
So I was sitting on the toilet and I started to wonder, why don't more people die when they smoke and void? This makes sense to me. Flame, flammable gas in minute amounts in a small poorly ventilated area. You see we must start to take over in small subtle ways. I think a good way to start is to eliminate those who smoke and void. Then we need to figure out what games will be the benchmark for testing for our new perfect world. If you can't beat it or at least make a good dent or maybe a damn good effort, then you should die. I also may add that euthanasia after 60 is a must and people with collage stickers on the back windows of their cars should also be put out of our misery. We also need to name our movement. Now I know that there are many Mexican, Italian, and Asian groups that have the cool name market cornered, but with perseverance and diligence we in the U.S. of A. can actually come up with an awesome name that doesn't sound rednecky or to comic book like. Latin always sounds really harsh. Lets face it we need to strike fear into the hearts of non gamers and non believers, Oh and those who smoke and void. We shall stick it to everyone.
Now I really doubt the level of commitment to this movement. I'm just not feeling it from most of you. If you do not join us, we few, we proud. You will be subjected to eating stale peeps year around. You will be forced to watch PBS. (Not the fun animal shows either, nope, home improvement shows and Antiques Roadshow for you, pal). You will NOT get to sit on a really comfortable chair. There will be no fluffy pillows for you, nonbeliever. You will also have to endure motivational speeches by Tipper Gore and Rush Limbaugh. Oh and need I even mention that you will play no games. None. Well, maybe those archaic board games. Yes. Candyland. That is all you will get. So nonbeliever sit, feast upon your Turkey and the lies of the historical world. Enjoy your time. This Empire will be the strongest, most feared in all the galaxy.
Have a happy birdday everyone. May you get fat and pass out.
Now I really doubt the level of commitment to this movement. I'm just not feeling it from most of you. If you do not join us, we few, we proud. You will be subjected to eating stale peeps year around. You will be forced to watch PBS. (Not the fun animal shows either, nope, home improvement shows and Antiques Roadshow for you, pal). You will NOT get to sit on a really comfortable chair. There will be no fluffy pillows for you, nonbeliever. You will also have to endure motivational speeches by Tipper Gore and Rush Limbaugh. Oh and need I even mention that you will play no games. None. Well, maybe those archaic board games. Yes. Candyland. That is all you will get. So nonbeliever sit, feast upon your Turkey and the lies of the historical world. Enjoy your time. This Empire will be the strongest, most feared in all the galaxy.
Have a happy birdday everyone. May you get fat and pass out.