Originally posted by fable You want a ray of the sun? We can supply that, but I have to warn you, it does get rather hot even with the air conditioning on full.
Unless, of course, you mean a cigar. We have a special on our non-tobacco, no-tar, no-nicotine, no-smell virtual cigars today!
LOL.well I was thinking of the iced cold long neck variety with a slice of lime.. ...but I have been known to enjoy a good cigar now and then with my beer
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(Pronounced Shayde) The virtue of self sacrifice is the lie perpetuated by the weak to enslave the strong
Originally posted by Bloodstalker Audio? I still don't get it, you slurr your speech, make rude and obnoxious noises, pick random fights with people you have no hope of beating, and don't even drink? Do not mock my people so
I don't do any of those things. I merely strive to achieve sober the level of cameraderie and non-causal dialog that some people only find in drink.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Originally posted by Bloodstalker If you don't do any of those, then you don't sound drunk
This is, of course, a matter of opinion. And as they are a dime a dozen, you'll need to come up with at least 24 to play the jukebox in the corner.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Well, if you can reach the same level of casualness....IE. dancing on top of tables while playing air guitar and making passes at every female that moves while screaming out the lyrics to whatever song happens to be on, welll, I salute you sir
This place has a jukebox?
Lord of Lurkers
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
Originally posted by Bloodstalker Well, if you can reach the same level of casualness....IE. dancing on top of tables while playing air guitar and making passes at every female that moves while screaming out the lyrics to whatever song happens to be on, welll, I salute you sir
Um...I think I'll pass on *that* particular level of casualness, thanks.
This place has a jukebox?
Oh, but of course. Latest 1915 model. What would you like to hear, Hawaiian medleys, Sousa marches, or music hall tunes?
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Originally posted by Bloodstalker You got hula girls to go with the Hawaiian music?
Well, CE has volunteered to bellydance here, in the past, so I think we can safely assume she'd done a grass skirt for a few hip swings. And who knows, maybe we can convince the fair T'lainya to join us?
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
For some reason Tom Lehrers Masochism Tango is running through my brain
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Talk about bringing in business! I think I shall have to start growing miniature umbrella plants to manufacture enough of those miniature umbrellas they use in Polynesian drinks. We may even need to add on a new wing, or at least a pocket dimension.
Of course, there remains the matter of getting Hawaiian musicians, but if worse comes to worst, I suppose we can purchase some Don Ho albums--or just make believe the music is playing. (Or use Tom Lehrer--great suggestion.) With CE and T'lainya dancing, no one will notice, anyway.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Originally posted by thaGforce Why don't you just get chia pets?
And, I am willing to dance on a table, singing random lyrics and make passes at every woman that comes near me. Its the team player in me coming out.
We already have chia pets. They're on the menu, under quiche.
As for singing loudly and making passes at women without permission, don't try. You will either be thrown out and kept out, or you will be heckled so badly that you won't even show your face in SYM for a year.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
As for singing loudly and making passes at women without permission, don't try. You will either be thrown out and kept out, or you will be heckled so badly that you won't even show your face in SYM for a year.
Tell that to BS and Tibbs!
"There are worse things in the world than serving the whims of a deadly sex goddess." - Zevran
Originally posted by Aqua-chan Tell that to BS and Tibbs!
Well at least he classified it as "singing". But I like my lyrics!
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