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the actions of Eerhardt

** Blubblblbl...SLUUUUUUUUuuuuurrrrr...blublblbl...SLUUUUuuuurrrr ** Ah, well, can't say we didn't try... damn, my glass is empty ** pours himself another glass of J.D. and continues drowning himself **

Ah well. It's not like I would've shaved her hair off anyway...

Pass along a glass of the JDs, @Eerhardt.

the actions of Eerhardt

** managing to drown himself and pouring a glass of J.D. with his right hand at the same time (which is particularly a great achievement, since he's left-handed ), Eerhardt slides a glass of J.D. over to Ode ** Blublblbl...SLUUUuuurrr...blublblblbl...SLUuuuurrrr... cheers, mate!

ThankslublbblbublSLUUUURRRRR...**Odie starts drowning himself in the JDs too.**

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@Ode: after dualwielding drinks, I think we've just invented dualdrowning ** blublblblblbl...SLUUUuuurrrr...blblblblb...SLUUUuuurrr ** damn, empty again ** fills another glass of J.D. and dualdrowns himself in it **

This is just not working. **Goes and gets a barrel from the lab (No not your sleeping barrel @Eerhardt!)** Now let's try it. SLUUUURRRRRbuglubbleshlubrugububble....

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** establishes he has reached the bottom of the glass for the 3rd time ** Good idea, Ode ! ** gets another barrel and continues dualdrowning himself, along with Ode ** Blublblblblblbl...SLUUUuuurrr...blblblblblbl

Tch, look at this, Georgi and Beldin go and what do we do? We try and drown our sorrows in Jack Daniels.

Are we SLURRs or what? GLubublublubgluggle...

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You betcha! Can't keep a good SLURR down - even in the face of adversity, he'll continue SLURRing... ** continues dualdrowning himself SLUUUuuuurrrr...blblblblblblbl...SLUUUuuurrrr... **
[size=0]only a SLURR can turn drowning himself into a way to feel better [/size]

Actually I don't really feel better, but on the plus side Georgi's probably gone to get some sleep, and had probably been up all night too.
And I do feel more drunk...

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[Yoda voice]You wìll feel better... you WILL [/Yoda voice]
Remind me what Georgi had to do with this again ? ** continues dualdrowning himself in Jack Daniels **

Time and alcohol heals all wounds, you mean? Umm, she was definitely involved somehow...**Looks down at the comb in his hand** That was it, we irritated her and made her leave, and now we're (or I am) attempting to drown my sorrows in barrels of booze.
I knew there had to be a logical explanation.

the actions of Eerhardt

I was rather referring to the fact that you can destroy a lot of memory cells with alcohol, but now that you mention it... ** stops dualdrowning himself, gets the electrical razor and shaves off his own hair in an act of penance, then continues his dualdrowning ** Ok, if that doesn't do it, I don't know what else will...

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

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I was rather referring to the fact that you can destroy a lot of memory cells with alcohol, but now that you mention it... ** stops dualdrowning himself, gets the electrical razor and shaves off his own hair in an act of penance, then continues his dualdrowning ** Ok, if that doesn't do it, I don't know what else will...

To help Eery in his penance, McBane rythmically smacks Eery in the forehead with a flat wooden board. Could we start a little chant here??

**grabs some shine**

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Hi *ouch* Mc...*ouch* Bane *ouch* Hey, cut it out already... no woman is worth that much penance ! Drowning on the other hand... ** continues dualdrowning himself in a barrel of J.D. lblblblblb...SLUUUuuuurrr...blblblblbl...SLUUUuuurrrr ** Ok, that's it! Another empty barrel ... I keep instinctively SLURRing away the booze, before I can effectively drown myself, unless... ** shudders at the thought of drowning himself in a barrel of water ** Like I said, no woman is worth that kind of penance...

I'm not shaving my hair, but as long as the razor's around...**Grabs the razor and shaves his now-whiskery chin in an act of penance**

**Goes back to his drink**

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Ok, if anything... I think Georgi now owes us an apology and a *hug* or two ** orders Dusty to pour Ode, McBane and himself a GIGGLE each ** Cheers, mates! ** takes a drink from his GIGGLE and instantly feels happier **

Actually, I needed to shave anyway. But hey, as long as the GIGGLE's there...**SLURRs down his GIGGLE**

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Well, that's it for today (and this week) for me: have a great weekend and C U on Monday! ** finishes his GIGGLE and heads for the lab **

Seeya Eerhardt, I should be around for some of next week. **Starts packing away his things**