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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:36 pm
by the_limey
Toffs are the "upper echelons" of society- wine-spitting, self indulgent, arrogant, stuck-up, two-faced, inbred, buck-toothed wankers who pronounce "years" to rhyme with "jars"- i.e. the Queen and her ilk.
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:40 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=the_limey]Toffs are the "upper echelons" of society- wine-spitting, self indulgent, arrogant, stuck-up, two-faced, inbred, buck-toothed wankers who pronounce "years" to rhyme with "jars"- i.e. the Queen and her ilk.[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah, I cannot stand those people. Should get drunk and set them on fire or something. Well, I'm halfway there so maybe it's a bad idea.
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:51 pm
by the_limey
[QUOTE=Magrus]Oh yeah, I cannot stand those people. Should get drunk and set them on fire or something. Well, I'm halfway there so maybe it's a bad idea.[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't work anyway- they'd "release the hounds" before you crossed the grounds. Although, if you could get hold of some naplam and a B-52 in prepation for S-Day, maybe we could deal with two problems at once?
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:55 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=the_limey]Wouldn't work anyway- they'd "release the hounds" before you crossed the grounds. Although, if you could get hold of some naplam and a B-52 in prepation for S-Day, maybe we could deal with two problems at once?[/QUOTE]
I have no problem cooking dogs...I'll see what I can do. Napalm is easy to make, it's the plane thats a problem.
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:59 pm
by the_limey
[QUOTE=Magrus]I have no problem cooking dogs...I'll see what I can do. Napalm is easy to make, it's the plane thats a problem.[/QUOTE]
Maybe we could make one out of balsa wood and glue, like those cissy mummys-boys who sit at home on a Friday night making airfix models pretending they're doing something cool- we could even kidnap one and make him build it for us.
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:04 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=the_limey]Maybe we could make one out of balsa wood and glue, like those cissy mummys-boys who sit at home on a Friday night making airfix models pretending they're doing something cool- we could even kidnap one and make him build it for us.
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Hmm, I have a few engineer friends...if I give them beer, they'll do anything.
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:07 pm
by the_limey
[QUOTE=Magrus]Hmm, I have a few engineer friends...if I give them beer, they'll do anything.
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Beer is good- sex is better- naked women wanting a good seeing to and bringing plenty of beer is best
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:57 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=the_limey]Beer is good- sex is better- naked women wanting a good seeing to and bringing plenty of beer is best[/QUOTE]
I know one for you then but definately not someone I'd go near. I'd need one of those enviromental suits those virus specialists wear.
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:00 pm
by Darth Zenemij
Ah, behold the terrors of Drinking and having sex with some women you met out of random.
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:00 pm
by the_limey
[QUOTE=Magrus]I know one for you then but definately not someone I'd go near. I'd need one of those enviromental suits those virus specialists wear.
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A bit manky is she? But there again if there's grass on the pitch...
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:02 pm
by Demortis
[QUOTE=Brynn]Why is that? Why can't I get everything I want for free, immediately?
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you have anger problems and roast those who help you. thats why.
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:08 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]Ah, behold the terrors of Drinking and having sex with some women you met out of random.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, the term "bumpy ride" took on a whole new meaning with her. A friend of mine didn't believe me when I told him and found out later what I meant by that.
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:16 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Magrus]Yeah, the term "bumpy ride" took on a whole new meaning with her. A friend of mine didn't believe me when I told him and found out later what I meant by that.
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What do you mean by that?
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:18 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]What do you mean by that?[/QUOTE]
Ha, you have those commercials for creams and such to prevent breakouts down below the equater too or is that just up in America?
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:20 pm
by Luis Antonio
Breakouts???
Man I'm lost.
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:21 pm
by the_limey
Chocolate ass cream!! Woohoo!!!!
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:22 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Breakouts???
Man I'm lost.[/QUOTE]
You know what "the clap" is? VD? All that stuff?
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:23 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Magrus]You know what "the clap" is? VD? All that stuff?
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Hm... to be honest, no.
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:24 pm
by the_limey
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Hm... to be honest, no.[/QUOTE]
He's talking about gonnorhea(sp?). That rather nasty disease on one's genitals.
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:26 pm
by Luis Antonio
Oh my goodness, I was thinking about shaving cream
Yeah, that happens here too. But, of course, they taught us primitives to use condoms. And that is -thank the Goddess - very rare, at least in the not so poor places.