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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:31 pm
by Chimaera182
I don't even want to know what I missed...
Phreddie: we were talking getting kicked out of college. They wouldn't be kiddies.
6.) Buy the offended party chocolates (and since I work in a chocolate shop, I get a 50% discount, so hello cheap but elegant chocolate!) :laugh:
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:56 am
by Fiona
5. Stand up in parliament and say you were wrong, then change the policy. (Like that would happen
)
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:00 pm
by qwertitus
4. Brown-nosing never hurt
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:20 pm
by Woozaii
Old School fashion: Deny, deny, deny! If your girlfriend is angry with you because you were cheating on her, just say: I am not a crook! I did not, and i repeat, i did not have sex with your friend!
I just felt funny, dont take this as a no. 3.
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:40 pm
by qwertitus
Originally Posted by Woozaii
I am not a crook!
Who are you? Richard Nixon.
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:18 pm
by Fiona
3. This is not to everyone's taste, but it is certainly a public way to apologise
http://www.sorryeverybody.com/gallery/1/
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:30 pm
by Ravager
2. Treat said person to a meal out or a trip to the pub. Apologise there.
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:41 pm
by Magrus
1. Get on your knees and swear to do anything to make him/her happy.
Top 10 ways to inform a lover they aren't wanted/needed any longer. :mischief:
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:04 pm
by slade
10: you post their picture as an avatar:laugh:
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:06 pm
by Ravager
9. You don't. Just move away and leave no contact details.
Hmm, this topic reminded me of the problems you had with the cheerleader Mag. How did that one go?
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:08 pm
by Magrus
:laugh:
8. But...you're not special, and no, I don't. You can think it if you like though.
Cheerleader girly was cut off, then the computer broke, and I haven't heard from her in months. I actually forgot all about her until you mentioned it...
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:11 pm
by Lestat
8. Start charging a hourly rate.
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:13 pm
by Magrus
:laugh: I've honestly thought of that one, my preference for non-timid females who like drawing blood has prevented me from going that far.
6. The dog seems to like you just as much, can he/she take my spot?
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:14 pm
by Ravager
5. Take up disguises and learn ventiloquism/hypnotism to confuse and placate them.
@Mag, oops, sorry for reminding you.
That easy in the end? After you asked around SYM for tips for 3 weeks or more non-stop?
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:16 pm
by Fiona
4.. Say it and mean it. End of story (sorry, I may be missing some of the nuances here, but I can't see the problem)
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:18 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Ravager]@Mag, oops, sorry for reminding you.
That easy in the end? After you asked around SYM for tips for 3 weeks or more non-stop?
[/QUOTE]
*Nods* That and....rude, evil commentary during the last week and some sobbing. :devil: Oh, and her dad found the pictures she kept taking. *shakes my head*
3. *hands over cucumber* I saw this, and I thought of you. I'm gonna go pack now.
@ Fiona, aye, you're missing the nuances.
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:19 pm
by slade
were not on 4 were on 3 so the next is #2 people!
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:21 pm
by Fiona
You're right Slade. I edited
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:21 pm
by Magrus
2. No, the monkey has gone into hiding, and isn't coming back. Shoo.
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:23 pm
by TheAmazingOopah
1. You eat his or her best friends