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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:03 am
by DesR85
Granted. You are now stripped of all weapons and ammunition. With nothing to fight with, you don't need to fight the war anymore. :p

I wish that I have a tool that can set off mines at will. :laugh:

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:48 am
by SithAssassin
Granted: you stilll can't find the mines so when you test it you get blown up because you are standing atop a mine :eek:

I wish i had every superpower in the world to use for evil purposes :devil:

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:29 am
by Sean The Owner
granted, but you only have one minute to use them before you die

i wish i had a 6 leaf clover

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:40 am
by DesR85
Granted. You got yourself a six-leaf clover. However, you forgot to note that the number six is a bad luck number. Seconds later, an artillery shell landed on your spot and you were blown into pieces.

I wish that I am immune to bullets. :D

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:51 am
by moltovir
Granted. An angry mob stabs you to death with forks.

I wish I had a rolls royce

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:24 pm
by Sean The Owner
i dont know what that is, but you get it and its broken

i wish i had a new skateboard

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:20 am
by Patrick
Granted but it comes attached with a super model who get all the guys. You get to skate around a few times but the crowds and lonf hours with soial freaks is overwhelming so you send your new skate board with its acompaning model back to hell from where it came.

I wish I grew rootbeer floats.

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:14 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, but they grow soooo big that the united states take them as a threat and bomb your rootbeer floats

i wish i could be rich without doing anything

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:50 pm
by Tricky
Granted, but it turned out donating all of your blood wasn't such a good idea.

I wish Uwe Boll would stop making movies.

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:35 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, you take his job...and his movie ideas...

i wish people would make these wishes harder to counter...

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:40 pm
by dragon wench
Sean The Owner wrote: i wish people would make these wishes harder to counter...
Granted. All of a sudden every wish is impossible to turn towards the worse. As a result this thread dies, denying you of a place to spam :p

I wish it snowed during West Coast winters instead of all this damnable rain... :rolleyes:

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:39 am
by Kipi
dragon wench wrote:I wish it snowed during West Coast winters instead of all this damnable rain... :rolleyes:
Granted! To change rain to snow, the temperature must get lower. Unluckily, the lowering doesn't stop when it snows, but keeps going and going to lower. Hopefully you enjoy 0 K temperature... :p :devil:

I wish this thread never dies...

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:04 pm
by Patrick
Do the natural pure raw energy of this thread that always comes and goes, like a heavy breathing cow. The thread dies, a long Sigh, and it is reanimated into an undead thread, where it never dies again, but live a sick but happy life in the thread underworld. Its a silent forum, but cheary.:speech:

I wish to get a date with Miss September Playboy model Vanessa Hoelsher and Miss July Sara Jean Underwood. And maybe have kids and a wealthy universal family:} :o

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:41 pm
by wing
granted. you get AIDS from her.

i wish i wasnt so tired

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:12 pm
by Patrick
Meohahahaha ha
Granted , you finally deciede to use that subscription to cable and tune to the Metal Station and listen to music that varies with great depth, so much so that you never sleep again.

I wish that there was a better STD I could get than AIDS from being with Miss Septmeber and July

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:35 pm
by Sean The Owner
dragon wench wrote:Granted. All of a sudden every wish is impossible to turn towards the worse. As a result this thread dies, denying you of a place to spam :p
WHOA! i dont spam in this thread, ive only put like...50+ posts in here :D (maybe closer to 100+ but anyways...)

granted, you get genital herpes, it wont kill ya, but you wont be getting any anytime soon

i wish i was a fake door that could walk around tricking everyone:laugh:

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:37 pm
by Tricky
You got one, the disease being my secret redneck family. After a one-night stand with me you're treated to an unexpected but traditional shotgun wedding. You also get a pig for dowry.

(Edit: too late) I wish Sean could up with something. ;)

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:45 pm
by Sean The Owner
Tricky wrote:You got one, the disease being my secret redneck family. After a one-night stand with me you're treated to an unexpected but traditional shotgun wedding. You also get a pig for dowry.

(Edit: too late) I wish Sean could up with something. ;)
ok...so edit your post for my wish then

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:54 pm
by wing
um... ill just go with sean's wish

granted. you are now a moving door and cant talk, hear, or see.

i wish mom hadnt gone to the parent-teacher conferences

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:44 pm
by dragon wench
Sean The Owner wrote:WHOA! i dont spam in this thread, ive only put like...50+ posts in here :D (maybe closer to 100+ but anyways...)
Actually, 111 to be precise :p

btw, on a different topic, I checked your photo link last night. Your kitten is completely adorable!
Wing wrote:i wish mom hadnt gone to the parent-teacher conferences
Granted. Your mother had an important meeting come up and couldn't make it to the conference. In fact..she is unable to make it to any of the parent/teacher conferences this year, and thus has no idea how badly you are actually doing in school. With nobody to kick your tuckus, you continue to goof off... and then you get your final report card which informs you that you must repeat a grade :p


I wish that... poverty were eliminated everywhere in the world