Spam Factory

[Fiona]

It's just a well known saying as in: "Sooner or later liars get stomped on because the truth will out whether it is tomorrow or next year or the next decade."

I'm sorry I can't remember the source.

[Bloodstalker]

I believe the missing word of translation is "come"

[Hill-Shatar]

Its all Junis fault, she just couldnt resist my charms.

[dragon wench]

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I believe the missing word of translation is "come" [/QUOTE]

Given I stated several pages back that the title of this thread was disturbingly close to "Sperm Factory," that is a strangely accurate assessment

[Bloodstalker]

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Given I stated several pages back that the title of this thread was disturbingly close to "Sperm Factory," that is a strangely accurate assessment [/QUOTE]

Why don;t I find your traine of thought surprising?

And who is Junis

[Hill-Shatar]

Given I stated several pages back that the title of this thread was disturbingly close to "Sperm Factory," that is a strangely accurate assessment

Several hundred pages back?

you know, when I said those perverted comments, I thought that would throw you off for a while... event though your a granola your surprsingly funny, in an intelligent way of course. and with a nasty sense of humour too.

Considering what youve posted in other threads, this is mundane. whats happening to you DW?

And who is Junis

Juni is the most harrassed...and possibly third or fourth most perverted... in this thread.

[dragon wench]

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Why don;t I find your traine of thought surprising?

And who is Junis [/QUOTE]


Erm.... guilt by long association?



I think she is one of the newer members

[Hill-Shatar]

Erm.... guilt by long association?

*cough*

Trains coming again. Ew, I just read what I posted, and that long train coming is nasty... is the train red?

[dragon wench]

[QUOTE=hill1]Several hundred pages back?

you know, when I said those perverted comments, I thought that would throw you off for a while... event though your a granola your surprsingly funny, in an intelligent way of course. and with a nasty sense of humour too.

Considering what youve posted in other threads, this is mundane. whats happening to you DW? [/QUOTE]


I have had a nasty headache for most of the day due to trying to skip morning coffee. So I was both sluggish and in pain. I finally gave in and brewed myself a pot, I just couldn't take it anymore Yep! I'm a true addict

[Hill-Shatar]

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I have had a nasty headache for most of the day due to trying to skip morning coffee. So I was both sluggish and in pain. I finally gave in and brewed myself a pot, I just couldn't take it anymore Yep! I'm a true addict [/QUOTE]

I just read what you said about red tools. now, now, DW, youve got to stop talking about things that you find som easily within your grasp.

[dragon wench]

[QUOTE=hill1]I just read what you said about red tools. now, now, DW, youve got to stop talking about things that you find som easily within your grasp. [/QUOTE]

Why's that? Are you suggesting I might be dangerous if I get too close to certain tools..... *innocent whistle*

[Bloodstalker]

Thinking or hoping? Probably a toss up

[dragon wench]

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Thinking or hoping? Probably a toss up [/QUOTE]

Are you looking for a companion that shares your fondness for sundry tortures and abuse?

I know Hill was stripping for you, but don't you consider this a bit of an extreme...response?

[Bloodstalker]

Don't need a companion. I can get compatible companionship for a decent hourly rated in most places. If not, I can always get arrested and manhandled if a female cop is close by

don't confuse me

[dragon wench]

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Don't need a companion. I can get compatible companionship for a decent hourly rated in most places.[/QUOTE]

Now I know where all of those computer viruses came from.....

[Bloodstalker]

That's me, the poster child for surfing without protection

[dragon wench]

BS' confession just reminded me of this..... so I thought I'd provide the lyrics to his theme song



Medical Love Song

Inflammation of the foreskin
reminds me of your smile
I've had ballanital chancroids
for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU
that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling
and I hope you get well soon.

My penile warts, your herpes
my syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infection
how I miss you more and more
You dobie's itch, my scrumpox
our lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
when we said that we were clear

Our syphilitic kisses
sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules
with a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis
sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus
when your spirochetes met mine.

Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.

My clapped out genitalia
is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes
are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange
and my balls are turning green.

My heart is very tender
though my parts are awful raw
You might have been infected
but you never were a bore
I'm dying of your love my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science
but I'm afraid they've turned it down.

Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.

Monty Python

[Hill-Shatar]

I bet you she had this one bookmarked.

[Bloodstalker]

Dammit, what ever happened to doctor patient confidentiality

I suspect I spelled that correctly

[Hill-Shatar]

Does this mean that DW is your doctor? That would explain a couple of things.