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812. Use Groin Grabber (TM) on RandomThug
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Originally posted by RandomThug
798. Hate canada.


813. Pour Canadian Beer on Thug
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Originally posted by RandomThug
798. Hate canada.


814. Remind Thug that he hates everything and -one
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815: Beat up BS
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816: watches Fas.......
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817. Watch Fas get beat up by BS
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818; try and connect to BG2 multiplayer in vain, because my computer is crap
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819: pull out stick, head out in no particular direction, come back in two days.
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820: almost set fire to the bedroom curtains using a homemade candle and tinfoil
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
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The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
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821. While you only buy the cheapest cereal's, rice, food in general. Spend over five bucks a day at work getting those little dollar bags of beef jerky like a fool.

822. Love the jerky... mmm
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823. Go ahead and give Random Thug a *kiss* ;)

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Originally posted by Scayde
823. Go ahead and give Random Thug a *kiss* ;)
824. Kick back and watch the monster that Scayde creates by doing this. :D
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Originally posted by Chanak
824. Kick back and watch the monster that Scayde creates by doing this. :D
825..Runs and hides behind Chanak :D

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826. Take your pants off.....
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827. Eye ball chanak and scayde creeply without pants on. Begin to plot evil doings.
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Originally posted by RandomThug
827. Eye ball chanak and scayde creeply without pants on. Begin to plot evil doings.
828. Tie Thug back to his post out back before he can wreck havoc in SYM :D

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829. Stop falling for scyades line "Hey lets go out back and get kinky" after the third time she continues to tie you to a stake in the ground.
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Originally posted by RandomThug
829. Stop falling for scyades line "Hey lets go out back and get kinky" after the third time she continues to tie you to a stake in the ground.
830...LOL...think of new ways to tie Thug up :D

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Originally posted by Scayde
830...LOL...think of new ways to tie Thug up :D


831. Laugh A.O. at Thug's rude and primitive behavior, and supply Scayde with plenty of "flea powder" to relieve our dear Thug of his itching malady. :D
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832. Hug Thug to piss him off

833. While he is running away from attempted hug, chase him to the post like a sheepdog and let Scayde do the rest
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