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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:52 pm
by Scayde
@ DW, Should we put the tree in the livingroom, or the cellars ?
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:55 pm
by dragon wench
@Jopperm, aww that is so sweet
@Scayde,
maybe we should have two trees, the one in cellar could have an especially pointy top to better support the "angels" that will.. 'volunteer' for the job
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:57 pm
by Scayde
[QUOTE=dragon wench]@Jopperm, aww that is so sweet
@Scayde,
maybe we should have two trees, the one in cellar could have an especially pointy top to better support the "angels" that will.. 'volunteer' for the job
[/QUOTE]
LOL..indeed, and lots of electric lighting
Speaking of volunteers, we are going to need one to play Santa...
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:57 pm
by jopperm2
I couldn't resist.
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:00 pm
by dragon wench
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:01 pm
by Scayde
LOL..Our first auditioner
*Tests out Jopperm's lap*
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:04 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Scayde]
LOL..indeed, and lots of electric lighting
Speaking of volunteers, we are going to need one to play Santa... [/QUOTE]
Quite, we'll likely need to construct our own generator just to take care of *all* our power needs
Hmm... where did we put that application form? Should we post it?
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:04 pm
by garazdawi
Hey! Tha flop house is up again. Long time no see
too bad I can't stick around and enjoy that eggnob with you, but I'll just atke it to go for now. I'll be back to enjoy more before not to long
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:07 pm
by Scayde
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Quite, we'll likely need to construct our own generator just to take care of *all* our power needs
Hmm... where did we put that application form? Should we post it?
[/QUOTE]
Indeed..after all of the careful thought and planning you put into it, it would be a shame not to benefit from the initial screening process
Hi Garaz..good to see you too Sugar..hurry back
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:09 pm
by jopperm2
My lap is always open for you to test Scayde, holidays or not, but I'm not really the Santa type, I only wear a 36 trouse and my beard is red.
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:17 pm
by Scayde
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:19 pm
by dragon wench
Hmmm... okay
Official Santa Application Form
The ideal applicant will:
*have a generous and giving disposition
*be able to exercise self-restraint at various present-seekers climbing onto his lap
*possess a vigorous stamina, keeping up with all of those reindeer can be a daunting challenge
*have an appreciation for both giving and receiving
*look good in fire engine-red spandex
*must pack a substancial candy cane
*be adapt at sliding down chimneys
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:22 pm
by jopperm2
Oh, I never said I was scared.. I'm just not sure I'm exactly what you're looking for.
ARRRRR!
Pirates are cool..
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:22 pm
by Scayde
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Hmmm... okay
Official Santa Application Form
The ideal applicant will:
*be able to exercise self-restraint at various present-seekers climbing onto his lap
[/QUOTE]
*giggle*..erm, Sis, you may have precluded most of the applicants with that one
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:23 pm
by jopperm2
4/7 isn't too bad is it?
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:26 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Scayde]
*giggle*..erm, Sis, you may have precluded most of the applicants with that one [/QUOTE]Well I did say "ideal," the applicant may have to work themselves up to some of the requirements
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:27 pm
by Scayde
[QUOTE=jopperm2]Oh, I never said I was scared.. I'm just not sure I'm exactly what you're looking for.
ARRRRR!
Pirates are cool..[/QUOTE]
*refers Jopperm to the online application form*
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:28 pm
by Scayde
[QUOTE=jopperm2]4/7 isn't too bad is it?[/QUOTE]
That depends on which 3 you left out
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Well I did say "ideal," the applicant may have to work themselves up to some of the requirements
[/QUOTE]
Indeed, and I have always held the belief that one should exercise in order to stretch themselves
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:30 pm
by jopperm2
The ideal applicant will:
_*have a generous and giving disposition
x*be able to exercise self-restraint at various present-seekers climbing onto his lap
x*possess a vigorous stamina, keeping up with all of those reindeer can be a daunting challenge
x*have an appreciation for both giving and receiving
_*look good in fire engine-red spandex
x*must pack a substancial candy cane
_*be adapt at sliding down chimneys
Hows that?
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:31 pm
by dragon wench
I knew Jopperm was feeling bashful at admitting his ability to flash about in red spandex