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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:52 pm
by Scayde
@ DW, Should we put the tree in the livingroom, or the cellars ? :D

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:55 pm
by dragon wench
@Jopperm, aww that is so sweet :D

@Scayde,
maybe we should have two trees, the one in cellar could have an especially pointy top to better support the "angels" that will.. 'volunteer' for the job :D :eek:

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:57 pm
by Scayde
[QUOTE=dragon wench]@Jopperm, aww that is so sweet :D

@Scayde,
maybe we should have two trees, the one in cellar could have an especially pointy top to better support the "angels" that will.. 'volunteer' for the job :D :eek: [/QUOTE]

LOL..indeed, and lots of electric lighting :D

Speaking of volunteers, we are going to need one to play Santa... :D

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:57 pm
by jopperm2
I couldn't resist. :cool:

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:00 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=jopperm2]I couldn't resist. :cool: [/QUOTE] Nor have many others...you'll find them in the cellars... traumatised and in need of therapy
:p :D :eek:

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:01 pm
by Scayde
LOL..Our first auditioner :D

*Tests out Jopperm's lap* :p

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:04 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Scayde]LOL..indeed, and lots of electric lighting :D

Speaking of volunteers, we are going to need one to play Santa... :D
[/QUOTE]

Quite, we'll likely need to construct our own generator just to take care of *all* our power needs :p

Hmm... where did we put that application form? Should we post it? :D

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:04 pm
by garazdawi
Hey! Tha flop house is up again. Long time no see :) too bad I can't stick around and enjoy that eggnob with you, but I'll just atke it to go for now. I'll be back to enjoy more before not to long :)

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:07 pm
by Scayde
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Quite, we'll likely need to construct our own generator just to take care of *all* our power needs :p

Hmm... where did we put that application form? Should we post it? :D [/QUOTE]

Indeed..after all of the careful thought and planning you put into it, it would be a shame not to benefit from the initial screening process :p

Hi Garaz..good to see you too Sugar..hurry back :)

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:09 pm
by jopperm2
My lap is always open for you to test Scayde, holidays or not, but I'm not really the Santa type, I only wear a 36 trouse and my beard is red.

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:17 pm
by Scayde
[QUOTE=jopperm2]My lap is always open for you to test Scayde, holidays or not, but I'm not really the Santa type, I only wear a 36 trouse and my beard is red.[/QUOTE]

LOL ..well Sis, looks like we have already scared off our first applicant :p

Hmm..red beard?..I like pirates :D ;)

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:19 pm
by dragon wench
Hmmm... okay :D

Official Santa Application Form

The ideal applicant will:

*have a generous and giving disposition

*be able to exercise self-restraint at various present-seekers climbing onto his lap

*possess a vigorous stamina, keeping up with all of those reindeer can be a daunting challenge

*have an appreciation for both giving and receiving

*look good in fire engine-red spandex

*must pack a substancial candy cane

*be adapt at sliding down chimneys

:p

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:22 pm
by jopperm2
Oh, I never said I was scared.. I'm just not sure I'm exactly what you're looking for.

ARRRRR! :D

Pirates are cool..

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:22 pm
by Scayde
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Hmmm... okay :D

Official Santa Application Form

The ideal applicant will:

*be able to exercise self-restraint at various present-seekers climbing onto his lap


:p [/QUOTE]


*giggle*..erm, Sis, you may have precluded most of the applicants with that one :p

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:23 pm
by jopperm2
4/7 isn't too bad is it?

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:26 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Scayde]*giggle*..erm, Sis, you may have precluded most of the applicants with that one :p [/QUOTE]Well I did say "ideal," the applicant may have to work themselves up to some of the requirements :p

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:27 pm
by Scayde
[QUOTE=jopperm2]Oh, I never said I was scared.. I'm just not sure I'm exactly what you're looking for.

ARRRRR! :D

Pirates are cool..[/QUOTE]

*refers Jopperm to the online application form* :p

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:28 pm
by Scayde
[QUOTE=jopperm2]4/7 isn't too bad is it?[/QUOTE]

That depends on which 3 you left out :p

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Well I did say "ideal," the applicant may have to work themselves up to some of the requirements :p [/QUOTE]

Indeed, and I have always held the belief that one should exercise in order to stretch themselves :p

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:30 pm
by jopperm2
The ideal applicant will:

_*have a generous and giving disposition

x*be able to exercise self-restraint at various present-seekers climbing onto his lap

x*possess a vigorous stamina, keeping up with all of those reindeer can be a daunting challenge

x*have an appreciation for both giving and receiving

_*look good in fire engine-red spandex

x*must pack a substancial candy cane

_*be adapt at sliding down chimneys

Hows that?

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:31 pm
by dragon wench
I knew Jopperm was feeling bashful at admitting his ability to flash about in red spandex :D