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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:10 am
by Waverly
OMG
This is a new low, even for you, GB. Tip for the kids: Maraschino cherries add just the right touch
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:12 am
by Gruntboy
Good point but I didn't jump up and down on the bed afterwards. *Some* girls might find that a turn on...
Especially the kind who appear on American chat shows.
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:17 am
by Chrissy
Gruntboy: Jump up and down on the bed? Where the hell does that come from... have you been watching Jerry again?
Waverly: You have a thing for fruit right?
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:19 am
by Aegis
Please! Your all corupting my pure (HA) 15 year old mind! My god... What did I start here... By the way, GB, I didn't know Manacins counted as real women
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I am not what you think I am.
I am not what I think I am.
I am what you think I think I am...
(Ponder over that one for a bit...)
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:22 am
by Waverly
@Chrissy:
Sweet, sweet, sweet poison.
-more culture from Shakespeare
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:25 am
by Chrissy
Waverly: Yes more culture... typical what quotes you remember hon..
Aegis: I don't think there's anything corruptable about your 15-year-old mind...
[This message has been edited by Chrissy (edited 02-08-2001).]
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:26 am
by Ubik
Ice cream? Gosh, that poor girl must have some serious problem afterwards...
From my (endless
) experience, the three best things for this kind of use are:
- Honey (extremely sticky but it fits very well with brunettes. Don't try it with blondes, it is kinda bitter after the use. And remember to wash afterwards, alot of honey stays on - especially in the hairy areas)
- Chocolat cream (this is the ultimate must for blonds and red-headed. Tasty, high calories and hard to get off the sheets)
- Whip cream (better try it with a non-hairy woman, it tastes delicius and comes off pretty fast and easy. No need for a quick shower afterwards)
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a few words of Wisdom, from old uncle Ubik
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:29 am
by Waverly
Random comments Ubik:
Everything is bitter after it has been on a blonde
How 'hairy' are these women?????
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:31 am
by Gruntboy
ROFL
Thanks for the advice "uncle" Ubik.
Don't let any 15 year olds say that to you - you might get done in as a sex offender!
Afterthought: *anything* tastes good when its licked off of woman - LOL!
[This message has been edited by Gruntboy (edited 02-08-2001).]
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:35 am
by Chrissy
Ubik: Honey? now that's sticky... And now I can never look at my breakfast quite the same again... LOL
All in favour of the chocolate cream tough.
Waverly: They're probably from the mediterranian area... very hairy..
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:41 am
by Waverly
Originally posted by Chrissy:
They're probably from the mediterranian area... very hairy..
Ouch!, that's going to leave a mark
Want me to send over some razors, old boy???
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:42 am
by Ubik
@Waverly: You must have something against blondes
Hairy like a french woman, you know the kind, they never shave
@Chrissy, you would look at your breakfast in a more... creative way
@Le Grunt: Not really, not if they haven't washed properly
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a few words of Wisdom, from old uncle Ubik
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:50 am
by Chrissy
Ubik: How the hell do you get honey to actually come off without using your teeth... Um, no never mind I said that... Mental picture suddenly kicked in.
And the non-shaving is what I was talking about too... plus facial hair... *shivers* I'm so happy my hair's not that dark... and... omnipresent.
Creative? I don't need to be turned on everytime I eat my breakfast...
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:53 am
by Waverly
Originally posted by Chrissy:
I'm so happy my hair's not that dark... and... omnipresent.
Does this indicate what I think it does?
<Waverly doubles over with gleeful perverted laughter.>
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:57 am
by Gruntboy
ROFL
You pervy bum-bag, how did you tease that out of her
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:58 am
by Chrissy
Waverly: No, I don't think so... pervert.. LOL
Hey, I've got over 700 posts... This can't be happening...
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 12:02 pm
by Chrissy
Melosh: Why the hell should I decide... It's your story... use your imagination... (not too much of it tough...
)
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 12:02 pm
by Gruntboy
Melosh: They could graft your nuts to his forehead?
[This message has been edited by Gruntboy (edited 02-08-2001).]
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2001 12:03 pm
by Ubik
Originally posted by Chrissy:
Ubik: How the hell do you get honey to actually come off without using your teeth... Um, no never mind I said that... Mental picture suddenly kicked in.
And the non-shaving is what I was talking about too... plus facial hair... *shivers* I'm so happy my hair's not that dark... and... omnipresent.
Creative? I don't need to be turned on everytime I eat my breakfast...
Chriiiiisy!!! Ohmnigosh, we turned an innocent (well, ok, not THAT innocent) littul Dutch girl into a pervert spammer
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a few words of Wisdom, from old uncle Ubik