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855. Grovel for gas money


856. Inform Z he can get his allowance when he reports for duty in the pantless brigade :D

And some home made cookies too ;)

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857. Inform Scayde that The Z never joins a faction....

858. Retire to bed before being brutally assaulted...

In other words.....G'night all :D
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Originally posted by The Z
857. Inform Scayde that The Z never joins a faction....

858. Retire to bed before being brutally assaulted...

In other words.....G'night all :D


859. Tucks Z in.... Night Son...*HUG* ;)

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wow, we're getting close......

860: blow your nose 50 times a day......

861: feel very sorry for self as one is sick :(
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862. Wonder whay Scayde only loves her one son :(
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Originally posted by Bloodmist
862. Wonder whay Scayde only loves her one son :(
863: chat with ppl.....
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864 Chill on MSN whilst chatting with garaz :cool:
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865. Die of pneumonia from being tied out back in the cold rain.
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866: give thug some medicine.......
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Originally posted by Bloodmist
862. Wonder whay Scayde only loves her one son :(


I have more than one?

867. *HUGS all her sons :D
868. Calls roll, and takes names. Would all my sons please speak up so I will know who they are :p

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Originally posted by RandomThug
865. Die of pneumonia from being tied out back in the cold rain.


869. Feel sorry for Thug...go out, untie him, bring him in, tuck in in a nice warm bed, feed him chicken soup, give him a *HUG* :)

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870. Inform Scayde that Bloodmist's Z's brother... That not neccesarily meaning her son. :eek:
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Originally posted by Bloodmist
870. Inform Scayde that Bloodmist's Z's brother... That not neccesarily meaning her son. :eek:


871. Relieved...goes out and celebrates not having twins :D

872. *HUGS* Bloodmist..... :D gives him cookies ;)

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873....look over last few posts

874....Call Jerry Springer :D



875....edit post due to lateness
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874. Wonders if BS, Chanak, Weasel, and Bobby are Bloodmist's fathers too :D

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880. Inform all that I will be gone the next four-five days on Van. Island

881. Steal Bloodstalker's cigs before leaving

882. Light them and shove them up Fas's nose before leaving

883. Hug Thug before leaving

884. Inform Scayde that Stilgar is Bloodmist's brother and garaz is a relative

885. Steal Chanak's stetson before leaving

886. Insult COMM

887. Pour Canadian beer on Thug

888. Cause havoc before leaving :D
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889: admire Z for all teh havoc he spreads..... wow *total amazement* :D
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Originally posted by The Z
880. Inform all that I will be gone the next four-five days on Van. Island

881. Steal Bloodstalker's cigs before leaving

882. Light them and shove them up Fas's nose before leaving

883. Hug Thug before leaving

884. Inform Scayde that Stilgar is Bloodmist's brother and garaz is a relative

885. Steal Chanak's stetson before leaving

886. Insult COMM

887. Pour Canadian beer on Thug

888. Cause havoc before leaving :D


890. :eek: *Faints* :o

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891. Start up the chainsaw.

892. Gather up what troops you have.

893. Begin the drive towards Canada. The war will begin soon, with Z's absence there will be no notification of our advance

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Originally posted by RandomThug
891. Start up the chainsaw.

892. Gather up what troops you have.

893. Begin the drive towards Canada. The war will begin soon, with Z's absence there will be no notification of our advance

*Picture thug with the big old grandpa pipe, wearing an old green generals outfit with the hat and all sitting shotgun while some hicks drive north*


But your soup will get cold :(

894. Puts up all of Thug's GI-Joe toys..... :D

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