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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 4:55 pm
by Fiona
10. Wherever there are Scots, that is Scotland
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 4:57 pm
by Aramant
9. Hand him a business card simply bearing the message "You have just been annexed."
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 5:22 pm
by TheAmazingOopah
8. Pull a Ned Flanders
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 5:24 pm
by Aramant
7. Say your ancestors used to own it, then block all entry to it, brandishing baseball bats and hunting rifles. *grumbles about the Native American/Caledonia, Ontario debacle*
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 5:38 pm
by Ravager
6. Grow a Leylandii fence...
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 5:55 pm
by TheAmazingOopah
5. Steal his sun with a giant bean stalk in your garden
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 5:59 pm
by Chimaera182
[QUOTE=Fiona]10. Wherever there are Scots, that is Scotland[/QUOTE]
Wasn't that Hitler's justification? ^.o
4.) Make a pact with their other neighbor to split the property up.
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 6:02 pm
by Ravager
3) Falsify ancient land rights belonging to your family...and a crest of course.
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 7:47 pm
by TonyMontana1638
2). Kill your neighbor and purchase his/her land via a government auction. Maybe the car and garden gnomes too.
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 9:28 pm
by TheAmazingOopah
1. Ask your whole neighbourhood to sign a petition - including the neighbour you want to get rid off.
Top Ten Ways to Stay Awake
10. Deep, black, strong coffee
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 9:57 pm
by Aramant
9) Don't go to sleep, jackass.
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 10:39 pm
by TonyMontana1638
8). Party, but don't get drunk.
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 12:06 am
by TheAmazingOopah
7. Cold showers
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 12:20 am
by Beldin
6) Post in SYM.
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 4:38 am
by Ravager
5. Attempt to escape Nano's designs on you...

Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 4:39 am
by ik911
4) Thinking of CE.
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 4:53 am
by Beldin
[QUOTE=ik911]4) Thinking of CE.[/QUOTE]
3) Play with yourself. Repeat from (4) ...
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 4:54 am
by ik911
[QUOTE=ik911]4) Thinking of CE.[/QUOTE]
2) Trembling in fear
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 7:02 am
by TheAmazingOopah
[QUOTE=Beldin]6) Post in SYM.[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah, that one also worked like a charm last night

Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 8:12 am
by Chimaera182
1.) Think of Magrus naked, and be afraid of the nightmares that would spawn. :laugh:
Top ten worst things to say during in a job interview.