Your wish is granted

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:29 am

Cough cough ok you get a split time line up and going , where on world is cheary and sunny and the other rainy and dreary. But with the proud fact that you live a duel time universe you begin to think you may actually be living a fake life as a clone or missplaced double body of your self and that is just too emotionaly for your fact that you really need to find the color green but life;s fruit is sometimes stale and brown.

I wish I had an wierd encounter with these two chicks, becaue it may be profittable.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:18 am

granted, your nuts have gained a few swells in profit; you made a sexist joke to them...

i wish i had an unlimited supply of food to give to the starving africans

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Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:21 pm

You come up with a 2007 humanist plan that causes international fame. You devope a serium thay is given like a vaccine to the native africans. It allows them to eat them selfs under you nero=vaccine mind control. Not only do you stop alot international distress from starving people but you cure their hunger. You being the crediable vaccines neral source, you have the pleasure of being mind woven with a new generration of african cannabels. Lots of science disputes you imperial claim to fame but none dare trouble you any further.

I wish I had a spyplane.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:38 pm

granted, its invisible too! so you dont know where you left it...probly on a speedway or something just waiting to get intoan accident...

i wish i could find my rughooking thing i did a few years ago...

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Cartell · Post by **Cartell** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:41 pm

Granted, but the U.S. government (sorry couldn't resist:laugh

sees it and determines it is a Russion spy plane. Since you were stupid enough to print your name on it, when they find it they immeadiatly connect it to you. They arrest you for being a Russian spy. Being as inept a government that they are, the Russians forget that they didn't hire you as a spy, so they hire three assasians to kill you. They find you and kill you with a spoon, a a sticker and a rubber glove.

I wish that everyday would be my birthday, without a weird, repeat everyday of existance, time warp.

Tricky · Post by **Tricky** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:27 pm

Granted. Happy birthday, you have roughly sixty days left to live!

I wish romantic love made any sense to me.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:33 pm

granted, it explodes your brain cells 2 seconds after you understood it

i wish i was a parrot

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Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:18 am

Awe isn't that cute and Poof you are a parrot, you forget most of your human life except the sick twisted side of humanity that grieves birds. You become sicken with mankinds unfair treatment of animales, specificlly chicken, and team up with a group of vultures who ardane you a parrot parish cult devoted to the cause.

I wish I worked at a big old music night club and partyed profitably.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:29 am

granted, you even own the clud, but get charged for having underage woman

i wish i had a better internet

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DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:25 am

Granted. You get better internet but you get a higher internet bill as a result. You can't afford it and your connection was reverted back to dial-up.

I wish I am an assassin, just like Mr 47 (Hitman series).

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:12 pm

granted, you you are forced to wear lime green suits so you cant hide anymore...unless youre a REALLY good assassin...which you arent

i wish i had gummy bears

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Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:55 pm

Granted , but being granted as such, by a sleepy and intoxicated Wish Granteer, AKA the genie, you get a pack of gummy bears. Poof .but they are Kodiaks with a mouth full of big red gum and they growl alot when they run out.

I wish My parakeets where ready to have babies.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:12 pm

granted, your...things...i duno what they are, are ready to have babies, theyre all miscarriages

i wish i had a good book to read...

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Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:15 pm

you read the facsinanting health cookbook based on recyceled lyposuction. You love it but all the girls hate you and Me and My parakeets.

I wish Sean was a little nicer to people.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:44 pm

granted, i kill you quickly instead of slow and painful

i wish people wouldnt think i was evil...

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Cartell · Post by **Cartell** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:46 pm

Granted, Sean becomes so nice it is creepy. Because being nice is such an affront to his nature, he becomes split into two separate people. One is the old Sean, and the other is nice. When the old Sean see's the new Sean he goes crazy and kills it. Sean, has killed himself, without killing himself. The rip in space time that is dreated then causes the universe to implode.

I wish, I had Mass Effect, even though it isn't out yet.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:43 pm

granted, but you dont have any way to get to anything that can use it(not sure what it is...so coming up with random stuff here...)

i wish my cat wouldnt have broken my GCN memory card with ALL my save files on it...

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Cartell · Post by **Cartell** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:11 am

Granted. A time shift occurs and your cat no longer breaks it because you already have.

I wish I didn't have to work today

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:30 pm

Granted. You do not need to work today because the company you worked for caught fire and was almost burnt to the ground.

I wish that I have the ability to pass through walls.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:17 pm

granted, you get a room on the 150th floor in a hotel, and fall through the wall, you inconveniently fall onto some railroad tracks, but the second before you hit the ground a train speeds by and spatters you onto the train, you have not only died, but your relatives have to pay for a new paint job on the train because your blood ruined it

i wish i never had to sleep ever again, and not be tired ever again