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Granted, and beside the ability not having to sleep your brains also start working four times as fast. You live the live of a speed machine, but after three weeks you've done everything you can think of and the only thing left is playing DotA for eternity.

I wish I had a time device so I could sleep 12 hours a day, work 8 hours a day and game 16 hours a day.

GRANTED! *Crack of Thunder!*

*Speeds up your world so that you can fit 36 hours into the average 24 hours cycle, sending you totally out of the loop of the average person, making interaction at normal speed impossable and stranding you alone in your own isolated hell where any time you try and get anything, say anything, do anything or go anywhere you are forced to deal with people who are going almost half as fast as you.*

I wish I could control peoples emotoins. Utter control, at my whim, removing any need for meaningful interaction or serious conversation.

Granted, but just like me you are no longer able to interact with people in a normal way anymore. It's fun for a while, but then it gets boring and you end up alone in your isolated hell. But at least I can shoot twice as fast as other people.

I wish I had uber micro.

granted, your micro is so microscopic not even a microscope can see it, so ya...good luck finding it

i wish i had a "master password" so i could get onto every single persons accounts on every single site/game

#136

Granted, but you are quickly caught and banned from said games, sites. Also they charge you with fraud and you are forced by the strong arm of the law to pay a severe fine. Since you cannot afford to pay the fine your parents are forced to pay it. They make you spend the rest of your life working in their house as a servent to pay off your debts.:laugh:


I wish that Christmas was now.

@ Cartell: your mean lol

granted, christmas is now, but because you were mean to me, no one else likes you and all you get is half a lump of charcoal...they wouldnt even spend the time to make a full sized piece of charcoal for you...but since YOU were generous this christmas you spent $500 on each friend/relative and are now broke, and your boss called, thanked you for the $500 speaker system and told you that you were fired

i wish i was reno from final fantasy

#137

Sean The Owner wrote: i wish i was reno from final fantasy

#137

GRANTED!! You are now two deminsional, poorly translated, doomed to failure as a negotiable annoyance and your clothes are limited to the one suit... FOREVER! *Evil laughter* Eat blazing hot fashion sense!

Ahem...

I wish I could control the cycle of my own life... Live for 1000 years? Be dead for a month? Be old? Be young?...

Granted , but you become so infatuated with your self, you are made into a self sustaining island. You have lots of tourist and a huge trust fund but a poor drivveling fool none the less.

I wish I could be thankfull for something I don't yet realize.

granted, youre thankful that fable hasnt closed this thread, so you thank him and he closes it

i wish i had some mocha flavoured yogurt

#137

Granted, but the yogurt is posioned. You are rushed to the hospital and saved, but left without the use of your arms or legs. Without use of your arms and legs, you can do nothing. You are even unable to post on Gamebanshee. With nothing left to do you commit suicide by refusing to eat, (it's not like you can do it any other way without arms:laugh: ) You are buried in a small grave and in time, forgotton by all.

I wish that space and time were at my control.

granted, but im not and i get paybacks in my spirit world and kill you for killi8ng me, but you skip the spirit world and go straight to "heck"(ever read dilbert comics? )

i wish my brother would stop being emo, and i didnt take over his emoness

#138

GRANTED! Your brother becomes a teeny Bopper instead. SUFFER!!

I wish people could taste sound so that rap would make them physical ill.

granted, you die along with everyone else

i wish i could have 3 wishes of my choice

#139

Granted, but because you make your first wish to be an endless supply of wishes, the genie gets extremely angry and turns you into a frog.

I was I had a quad-core setup.

granted, but then a 5 core setup comes out and they set off a button to break all four cores so yours doesnt work and you are forced to buy the new one, which is $999,999.98+tax

i wish i had $1,139,999.97 just to bug Malta Soron because i could buy that five core setup(we have 14% tax here so it might be a different price for you...)

#140

GRANTED! However the Mafia soon come looking for their stolen money...

I wish pizza was healthy, but still delicious!

granted, it is now vegetables on bread with a little bit of cheese, not cooked so the grease doesnt soak into anything

i wish pizza never ends up like that

#141

Granted. Pizzas are now back to their usual ingredients.

I wish that I am as nimble and acrobatic as the Prince of Persia.

Prince of Persia, are you sure? Well, you wished for it.

After I have posted this, it will immediately take action. It is irreversible, and undeniable.

You wake up in a dungeon, remembering how you just a moment ago met the prettiest girl in your life. But that is when everything went wrong. At the moment you are lying in a dungeon, wearing white clothes, and for some reason you can only look at two directions, to the left or to the right. With closer examination you’ll find out that the prison where you trapped is filled with falling floors, spike traps and strange potions that somehow heal you. Since you are unarmed for most of the time, you will also have to do your best to avoid the turban headed jailors. Eventually you stumble upon a sword and can now finally defend yourself against these jailors.

You progress through jail and escape with success, only to find yourself in the imperial palace filled with even more dangerous traps and swordsmen. After perilous tries you have finally found the room where the beautiful princess has been captive. You approach her and suddenly:

Initial Windows 96 error; please consult the manual or press ctrl+alt+delete to reboot.


I wish people would for now on wish for world peace.

Faberge wrote: I wish people would for now on wish for world peace.

Granted but as this happens aliens come and enslave the human race revoking this law and set this forum so that you can wish for whatever you want

I wish that no-one could ever enslave or hurt anyone ever again as to get the freak aliens off my back