1). Civilization III
Top Ten Game
- TonyMontana1638
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Ten Worst Pick-Up Lines You've Used/Heard/Been Subjected To
10). Well screw me if I'm wrong, but I'm sure we've met before.
10). Well screw me if I'm wrong, but I'm sure we've met before.
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
9) Let's go to my place, order a pizza and make love, unless you don't like pizza, in which case we can skip that part.
8) Nice shoes. Wanna f#ck?
7) I'm gay, but I think you might be able to cure me..
6) Your place or mine?
5) I'm having wood, we might as well do something useful with it.
8) Nice shoes. Wanna f#ck?
7) I'm gay, but I think you might be able to cure me..
6) Your place or mine?
5) I'm having wood, we might as well do something useful with it.
[size=-1]An optimist is a badly informed pessimist.[/size]
- Chimaera182
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omg I thought of a perfect one just for this Top Ten while I was hi.... er, on the highway home. I forget what it was now, ugh... It'll take a while to remember it now.
4.) "Would you like to go to a barbeque? One where I put my meat in your grill." A friend's brother said this to a girl once.
4.) "Would you like to go to a barbeque? One where I put my meat in your grill." A friend's brother said this to a girl once.
General: "Those aren't ideas; those are special effects."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
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[QUOTE=ik911]4) Thinking of CE.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Beldin]3) Play with yourself. Repeat from (4) ...[/QUOTE]
So you to pleasure yourself on the thought of tiny worm then?
New List: Top Ten of Most Delicious Smells
10)Cinnamon
[QUOTE=Beldin]3) Play with yourself. Repeat from (4) ...[/QUOTE]
So you to pleasure yourself on the thought of tiny worm then?
New List: Top Ten of Most Delicious Smells
10)Cinnamon
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - H.L. Hunt
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Well, whatever that cheesy pick-up line I thought up yesterday was, it's forgotten forever. Shame; it was hilarious, too. Thankfully, a lot of the other stuff I thought of yesterday is still intact; some of it was quite good (like how I was thinking of incorporating Norse mythology into one story, and yesterday decided how to do that) and the real reason why nerds get beat up (I swear, I'm a regular Nietsche when I'm having a good time :laugh: ). Ah, well, such as life.
9.) sizzling italian hot sausage when mom's cooking her pasta
9.) sizzling italian hot sausage when mom's cooking her pasta
General: "Those aren't ideas; those are special effects."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
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4. Vanilla, Jasmine, and especially a combination of the two as a massage oil.
3. Fresh baked apple pie.
2. The scent of a woman.
3. Fresh baked apple pie.
2. The scent of a woman.
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a person does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses their intelligence.
[QUOTE=GregtheSleeper]1)The smell when you open a new jar of coffee.[/QUOTE]
So what do you choose as the new Top 10 Greg?
If you end one you have to start another.
So what do you choose as the new Top 10 Greg?
If you end one you have to start another.
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a person does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses their intelligence.
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