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2). KOTOR ;)


1). Civilization III
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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Ten Worst Pick-Up Lines You've Used/Heard/Been Subjected To

10). Well screw me if I'm wrong, but I'm sure we've met before. :D
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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9) Let's go to my place, order a pizza and make love, unless you don't like pizza, in which case we can skip that part.
8) Nice shoes. Wanna f#ck?
7) I'm gay, but I think you might be able to cure me..
6) Your place or mine?
5) I'm having wood, we might as well do something useful with it.
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omg I thought of a perfect one just for this Top Ten while I was hi.... er, on the highway home. I forget what it was now, ugh... It'll take a while to remember it now.

4.) "Would you like to go to a barbeque? One where I put my meat in your grill." A friend's brother said this to a girl once.
General: "Those aren't ideas; those are special effects."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
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3. I like your outfit, it will look great on my floor!
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2. I've forgotten my new phone number, could I have yours instead?
1. You stink. Let's shower
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[QUOTE=ik911]4) Thinking of CE.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Beldin]3) Play with yourself. Repeat from (4) ...[/QUOTE]
So you to pleasure yourself on the thought of tiny worm then? :D


New List: Top Ten of Most Delicious Smells

10)Cinnamon
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Well, whatever that cheesy pick-up line I thought up yesterday was, it's forgotten forever. Shame; it was hilarious, too. Thankfully, a lot of the other stuff I thought of yesterday is still intact; some of it was quite good (like how I was thinking of incorporating Norse mythology into one story, and yesterday decided how to do that) and the real reason why nerds get beat up (I swear, I'm a regular Nietsche when I'm having a good time :laugh: ). Ah, well, such as life.

9.) sizzling italian hot sausage when mom's cooking her pasta
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Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
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8. Freshly washed linen
7. Mint
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6. A perfume called Malmaison made by Floris (smells of pinks (wee carnations) and they are my favourite scent)
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5.) To some, the aroma of a fresh cup of paint varnish (more commonly referred to as coffe) is the best part of waking up.
General: "Those aren't ideas; those are special effects."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
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4. Vanilla, Jasmine, and especially a combination of the two as a massage oil. ;)
3. Fresh baked apple pie.
2. The scent of a woman.
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1)The smell when you open a new jar of coffee.
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[QUOTE=GregtheSleeper]1)The smell when you open a new jar of coffee.[/QUOTE]
So what do you choose as the new Top 10 Greg?

If you end one you have to start another. ;)
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[QUOTE=DaemonJ]If you end one you have to start another. ;) [/QUOTE]

Really?

Thats why you left it at 2...

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10) Generally badmouthing Queen in front of OS/Chu
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9. Scientific sounding claims without the proper sources to back it up (unless you like to be pounced on by CE)
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
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8. Sorry
Spoiler
but I have a licence *smiles*
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[QUOTE=Fiona]8. Sorry[/QUOTE]Only when you're you. :p

7. Dammy
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
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@ Lestat. Au contraire (see spoiler :p )

6.The name of almost any animal at all
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5.) "Dammy is a guy? But I think about her--er, him, every night!"
General: "Those aren't ideas; those are special effects."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
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