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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:37 am
by DesR85
Granted. You joined the freedom fighters fighting against the alien occupiers. Eventually, they retreated because of rising casualties and the determination of the freedom fighters. The slaves were freed and peace is finally achieved.

I wish that I had a jet-pack.

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:29 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, but you need some dilawrencium trioxide monocloric acid(is that actually something?) to run it

i wish i got my presents today not saturday

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:08 pm
by Bloodstalker
Your wish is granted, however, due to certain scheduling problems beyond our control, you will not actually recieve your wish until Saturday. Hope you enjoy it.

I wish I had a dollar

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:07 am
by Faberge
You'll have a dollar. It's a coin, it weights too much and thus it is harder to spend. As an American your purpose and delight of spending dollars is now hindered. Thus making you depressed and lurk more. Not necessarily a bad thing for rest of us. RAWR.

(I am mad and I am taking my anger at you.)

I wish I had a Euro.

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:38 am
by Sean The Owner
granted, you get a euro man as a sexual slave(unless youre a girl...then you get a euro girl slave, too lazy to check...)

i wish i had 2 cents so i could put my two cents into any conversation and no one can get mad at me for it

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:52 pm
by Patrick
Granted but it comes in the form of Pence rather, so you get to talk all day like a Brittish person.

I wish I knew what a Euro Was.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:13 am
by Sean The Owner
Patrick wrote:Granted but it comes in the form of Pence rather, so you get to talk all day like a Brittish person.
im British, not Brittish, i just dont live there anymore...

granted, you know what a Euro is but forget any other kind of currency, and you live in canada, if you dont already...

i wish i didnt end up staying up until at least 2AM each morning, usually 3AM and waking up at 8AM for school everyday

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:58 am
by Malta Soron
Granted. You now don't wake up at 8 anymore. Every morning you are 4 hours late and within a week you are kicked from school. You now will be homeschooled by a German teacher named Gertruda. :speech:

I wish I wouldn't have to work tomorrow.

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:11 am
by Sean The Owner
granted, instead of just not adding your hours to your payroll, they deduct it

i wish this foot of snow on my roads would be gone, its rather cold on the feet...

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:03 am
by Patrick
Granted but just for a owners milasecond, and it only is realy in your head as far as you can tell, but it sooths and gives you a brief but enjoyable moment of warmth

I wish I had a kiss from your mom wish granter.
Blah, or spew or spit or slurp or licky sounds eminating

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:12 pm
by Sean The Owner
granted, but my moms typing the words i tell her to, so youre actually kissing my moms mom, or my grandma, and shes like 80 something...and shes giving tongue :p *shudders*

i wish i had onion rings

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:21 pm
by Who Cares
Granted.
You get bought in the store and end up on someones chopping board being chopped to pieces to be put in their salad.

My wish:
I wish that any wish ever made (excepting this one) was never made.

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:42 am
by Patrick
Wise wishful words Who cares. grabted, all wishes were never granted and with that tie and life as we know it goes to a default wish that was put up along time ago by someelse to ensure that some nature 'EB' keeps ticking and we keep to our lives like we keep to each other. So we are now in a defaulted wish world that was installed incase someone wished that all wishes were never grated.

I wish to ensure that this is a chaos universe, that all wishes that were wished for were never made also, to check the stablility of wishing a chronalogical promptedness of the wishing world. So

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:15 am
by Sean The Owner
granted, you are now single, because you wished to be with your significant other, and they dumped you the next day

i wish i had no reason to make a wish

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:14 pm
by Cartell
Granted, you have no reason to ever wish make a wish again. However, Just because you don't doesn't mean others don't. Everyone else proceeds to wish themselves better and better stuff, but you don't feel the need. However, your jealosy begans burning and after a short meditation you decide to end all wishes. However, this requires the death of all those who make the wishes, and once you kill one of them, they gang up and all kill you together.

I wish I didn't have to do my math homework

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:30 am
by Sean The Owner
granted, my math skills do it all for you, but since the calculator in my head seems to be malfunctioning for the time your homework takes all your answers are wrong, instead of using Cosine in the Cosine law, i use Sine, instead of using the Sine key in the Sine law, i use the Tangent key

i wish i knew if there was a Tan law

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:08 pm
by Malta Soron
Granted, but the knowledge shocks and horrifies you in such a way that the right part of your brain commites suicide.

I wish I had a job at a computer store.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:11 pm
by Kipi
Granted!
After few weeks you get fired by using all the time surfing on GB, and you even get fined by using company's internet without permission. :D

I wish the Christmas would be over already...

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:31 pm
by Sean The Owner
Malta Soron wrote:Granted, but the knowledge shocks and horrifies you in such a way that the right part of your brain commites suicide.
i found out there is one actually, it makes no sense to me whatsoever, my math teacher is examining it tonight and gonna ask some other math teacher if he doesnt understand it

anyways...the other guys wish is granted, you get no presents for christmas, but the money you were going to spend on presents has disappeared

i wish techno wasnt so addictive

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:26 pm
by Cartell
Granted, Techno no longer consume your life. However, you are in love with rap music. As you become more and more in love with rap music, you begin to fancy yourself, "one of the Gangstas" :eek: One day you decide to take a walk through the inner city. A black gang sees you. Do the math. Needless to say you end up with more holes then the US government.:laugh:

I wish the Ebon Hawk exsisted, and was mine.