Flaming Pickles and Drowning Porcupines!

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Fri Dec 14, 2001 11:44 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
*pulls out her glaive and strongly considers turning Fas into a girl*

Would that be a good or bad thing?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Dec 14, 2001 12:56 pm

@Fas: A killer whale isn't a fish... fool...

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Dec 14, 2001 12:59 pm

Posted by Shadow -

Would that be a good or bad thing?

That would be a female chauvinist

CM · Post by CM » Fri Dec 14, 2001 4:35 pm

Aegis It swims..its a fish.

But have it your way

*Grabs a piranha*

Nahh...the spammer can take it.

*takes a tiny gold fish*

There you go that is more than enough to deal with you!!

Queenie of nothing as a COMMic Chauvinist i am immune to all your powers.
So you can't change me into a woman!

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Dec 14, 2001 4:44 pm

Originally posted by Fas:
Queenie of nothing as a COMMic Chauvinist i am immune to all your powers.
So you can't change me into a woman!

How can you be immune to a blade up your crotch? Are you saying you don't have anything there to get sliced off?

CM · Post by CM » Fri Dec 14, 2001 4:57 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
How can you be immune to a blade up your crotch? Are you saying you don't have anything there to get sliced off?

No it is call a COMMic displacer.

When ever spammers come near body an automatic field generates around me.
So i am attacked the attacking weapon or part is transported through a vortex away from my body.
Thus your pathetic pen knife

gets sent to the other part of the universe and i am left unharmed.

Anyway got back from a party i am bushed.
COMM with you later queenie of nothing!

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Dec 14, 2001 5:06 pm

Originally posted by Fas:
Nope. I'm really just a girl pretending to be a COMMic Chauvanist.

Anyway got back from a party i am bushed.
Spam with you later, Queen!

Au revoir, spammer.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Dec 14, 2001 6:06 pm

Originally posted by Fas:
Aegis It swims..its a fish.
But have it your way

*Grabs a piranha*

Nahh...the spammer can take it.

*takes a tiny gold fish*

There you go that is more than enough to deal with you!!

Queenie of nothing as a COMMic Chauvinist i am immune to all your powers.
So you can't change me into a woman!

So, your saying a Gold Fish is more dangerous then a Piranha? Well, if you say so... I'll just have to smite you with my Sturgeon of power...

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Dec 14, 2001 6:18 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
So, your saying a Gold Fish is more dangerous then a Piranha? Well, if you say so... I'll just have to smite you with my Sturgeon of power...

*joins Aegis' cheerleading squad*

Go Aegis!
Smite with your mighty fish!
Go Aegis!

*giggles* Hey, Aegis, who else is on your cheerleading squad?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Dec 14, 2001 6:39 pm

Whoever you want...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri Dec 14, 2001 10:23 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
So, your saying a Gold Fish is more dangerous then a Piranha? Well, if you say so... I'll just have to smite you with my Sturgeon of power...

...not if I can help it! Here Aegis, kiss my Whale Shark goodbye...

*whack!*

*Teddy R voice over*I may have a soft voice but I carry a BIGGER fish!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Dec 14, 2001 11:01 pm

Originally posted by Maharlika:
...not if I can help it! Here Aegis, kiss my Whale Shark goodbye... *whack!*

*Teddy R voice over*I may have a soft voice but I carry a BIGGER fish!

Why? Where's your whale sharkl going?

CM · Post by CM » Sat Dec 15, 2001 3:53 am

Originally posted by Aegis:
So, your saying a Gold Fish is more dangerous then a Piranha? Well, if you say so... I'll just have to smite you with my Sturgeon of power...

No.... i am saying you can't handle me weilding a piranha.
You would be scared of a gold fish.
And to prove my point:

*smacks aegis with is gold fish sword and turns him into a baby!*

Hmmm...this is going to be fun!!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Dec 15, 2001 9:14 am

Originally posted by Fas:
No.... i am saying you can't handle me weilding a piranha.
You would be scared of a gold fish.
And to prove my point:

*smacks aegis with is gold fish sword and turns him into a baby!*

Hmmm...this is going to be fun!!

Uhh, Fas... I don't thik you quite know what your doing...

*Having withstood the blatent disregarde for his safety, Fas now faces an oppenant of great strength and power, and a master of the fishy arts. Staring helplessly as he watches his pathetic Gold Fish attack fail miserably, he is frozen with fear, unable to defend himself in any way.*

*Aegis lifts his mighty Sturgeon of Power, high above his head, and begins the downward motion that will crush Fas where he stands, and eliminate him as a competetior*

SMACK
SMACK
SMACK

SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK

SMACK
SMACK

THUD

*Fas hits the groun under the assault. The fish hit his true self, completly immobilizing him, and putting him out of commission.*

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Dec 15, 2001 2:30 pm

Ouch... That had to hurt

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Dec 15, 2001 10:18 pm

Well, it always does when you fight the master....

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 8:20 am

*quickly changes into Sailor Mercury and uses Shine Aqua Illusion and Shabon Spray to make a thick bubble full of water to put a pet plesiosaurus in*

I have a plesiosaurus. I win.

*quietly hands Sailor Mercury her henshin stick back before walking away...*

The cheerleading team? *gets the five Gundams* Rah Rah! Slash that man!

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 8:21 am

Oh yeah. XD@Maharlika "female chauvanist"

Maybe Saturn, you should make turn him into a male feminist

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 8:47 am

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
Oh yeah. XD@Maharlika "female chauvanist"

Maybe Saturn, you should make turn him into a male feminist

Explicarius necessitus colloquium...

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 12:15 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
I have a plesiosaurus. I win.

1.)A Plesiosaur is a reptile, IIRC.
2.)You don't win until you put your fish into action.