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Hmmm....I didn't know that Trainspotting went to America....anyway, on a related note:


Choose Spam. Choose a username. Choose a password. Choose an email address. Choose a ****ing big games forum, choose Baldur's Gate, ToB, Morrowind and Vampire: The Masquerade - Redemption. Choose Speak Your Mind, Banshee Classifieds, and Tech Support. Choose a fixed posts per day count. Choose a cult. Choose your friends. Choose an avatar and matching signature. Choose a printer/scanner software suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing monitor sizes. Choose SYM and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that swivel chair reading mind-numbing, spirit-crushing GIF cartoons, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, preaching your last in a miserable Moderator status, nothing more than an embarrasment to the selfish, ****ed up n00bs you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your forum. Choose spam.

But why would I want to do a thing like that?

Begby didn't do drugs. He did spam.

"I'm Tony Montana! You spam with me, you spammin' with the best!" - Scarface

"Look at you. <stuff about calling Elvira beautiful> All these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you ain't been spammed in a year." - Scarface

"You've got 19 hours and 58 minutes. I'll get spam into your system before then. Just stay alive! I'm not going to spam you!" - MI2

"Pliskin!" ... "Call me Spam." - Escape from L.A.

"Spam! I hate Spam! Even with strawberries!" - Spaceballs

continuing from that scene from Spaceballs:

"But sir, you have the spam too." ... "Yeah, but ya see he got the good side I got the bad side. See, there's two sides to every spam."

"How do you spam, John?" ... "Day by day." - Rambo: First Blood, Part II

"With these hands, I can make...SPAM!" ... "We have spam." - Black Knight

EDIT

"You got heart, kid, but you fight like a God-spammed ape!" - Rocky

"Whaddya wanna do, John?" ... "Well, spamming them's out." - Rambo III

"The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the spammer." - Star Wars

"Alright, you've been around a lot of spammers, is that normal?" ... "What, the feet thing?" ... "Yeah, the feet thing." ... "Yeah, it happens." ... "Well, I'm having kind of a hard time concentrating, can you do something about it?" ... "Like what? Spam him again?" - The Rock

what!?!

Someone saw black knight??!?!?



"I'm spaming in the rain. *KICK* just spaming in the rain *kick* - A clockwork orange

Love the adaptation. I was going to use that big trainspotting quote but didnt wanna touch it.

"No more rhymes and I mean it"
"Anybody want a Spam"
- Princess Bride

"Hello My name is Spam you killed my father, now prepare to spam" -same

It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of spam, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Spam it.

Ooohh good

"Your mr spam"
"I dont wanna be Mr.Spam cant I be Mr.Purple"
"No I got another man on another job whose Mr. Purple, Your Mr. Spam"

"SHE SPAMMED ME, THAT (beep) SHE SPAMMED ME - same movie

by badkarma
The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the spammer

Only a master of spam.

fight club anyone?

"In death members of project mayhem get a spam his spam was robert..."

"Bob. Bob had big spam ****"

"Whats that spam?"

"Whats my name... say it whats my name"
"Tyler Spam, Tyler SPAM you spam me and spam me"

MR. PINK
Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about some
***** who's a regular ****machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam.

MR. BLUE
How much spam was that?

MR. WHITE
A lot.

tombstone

"that's what i want.

to go places, and move, and never look back.

forever.

that's my idea of heaven.

i need spam to share it with, though." (someone)

This might have been posted before...

"I find your lack of Spam disturbing!" - Darth Vader

There's some gems in here, but BS's really had me ROFL . Also check out Spam: "A concise overview of theatre, movie and book quotes and titles" .

I am the master of the spam! I make it work! It does what ever the hell I tell it to do! No one rules the spam like me!
(off Silent Bob)
Not this little wanker! None of you little wankers out there! I am the spam commander!!! Remember that--commander of all spams! - [size=0]Jay; Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back[/size]

EDIT - side-note: don't forget to get your copy of the Spam song album either .

Originally posted by HighLordDave
It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of spam, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

LMAO!!!

-"The spam...the spam.."
-"DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?!"
-"THE SPAM!!!"
-"DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?!!"
-"What light?!"
-"DO YOU SEEEE THE LIGHT?!"
-"YES!! YES!! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST...I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!"

Same Movie, another scene:

" They broke my spam !"

Coming to America

Man on balcony:
"Good moring America!'

Voice of street:
Spam you!

Man on balcony:
YES! YES! SPAM YOU TOO!!

"The Life of Brian"

JESUS CHRIST: How blest are those who know their need of Spam.

not a movie, but hey, who cares?

The smurfs
(or better, the spams )

Baby Smurf - Baby Spam
Papa Smurf - Papa Spam
The Baking Smurf - The baking Spam
The Brainy Smurf - Brainy Spam
The Clumsy Smurf - Clumsy Spam
The Dandy Smurf - Dandy Spam
The Dreamy Smurf - Dreamy Spam
The Farmer Smurf - Farmer Spam
The Funny Smurf - Funny Spam
The Handy Smurf - Handy Spam
The Lazy Smurf - Lazy Spam
The Smurfette - Spammette
The Strong Smurf - Strong Spam
The Stupid Smurf - Stupid Spam
The Tinker Smurf - Tinker Spam

A rather long Spaceballs scene:

Lone Star: "We're not just doing this for spam..."

*Barf's ears perk up*

Lone Star: "We're doing it for a ****load of spam!"

Barf: "Oh, you're right. And when you're right you're right. And you, you're always right! Okay, we spam her, but how? The minute we move in there they're gonna spot us on their radar."

Lone Star: "Uh-uh."

Barf: "Uh-huh."

Lone Star: "Uh-uh."

Barf: "Uh-huh!"

Lone Star: "Uh-uh, not if we SPAM it!"

Barf: "Ah-ha! You're right!"

Lone Star: "Down scope."

Barf: "Down scope!" ... "Radar...about to be...SPAMMED."
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"Spam...why did it have to be spam?" - Raiders of the Lost Ark

"So you're here to spam the world, huh? What do you say to something like that?" - The Matrix

Taxi Driver

Deniro:...."You spammin to me...You spammin to me....

Deniro? Ok then.

Pecshi

"What am I some type of Clown here to spam you?"