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Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>What's going on in my lab???</STRONG>

Er....... nothing......Well maybe a backrub.

@ C , It seems that DP has developed a "fascination" for one of your anatomical models
@ DP

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>@CE Waverly begins free associating. The word fellatio seems to come up quite often, and not always in context. In fact, very little seems to be proper context, or in any way relevent.</STRONG>

Do not worry about things coming up out of context, that is expected in free association. You are doing good, Waverly.

It is interesting that the word fellatio occurs frequently in you mind. Is this perhaps a case of the classical Freudian "wish thinking"?

@C, meet Oscar. I was telling him, how beautiful and smart you are. I have to warn him about T'lainya, though.

Sorry C DP..Get back to your romm now and NO you can't take the nice model I knew I shouldn't have let him out today..

@CE: I could be mistaken, but In my professinoal opinion it's quite normal. If on any given day I found myself not thinking about it at least once an hour, I would check myself into the hospital

<Waverly contininues. There is some mention of the Doc... In second and third person, but never first. The name Darkpoet also comes up in conjuntion with a vivid description of drawing and quartering. Just as he begins to speak in terms of himself and his feelings...he falls asleep>

T' and DP: LOL both of you

@T': I don't mind DP being interested in my anatomical models, although I am a little surprised that is seems to be the *animal* models hat interest him the most. I thought that was Foul's stuff...

Edit: @Waverly: I've read studies that show that both men and women think about sex about 40 times/day

Hmm...patient falls asleep as soon as deeper feelings are surfacing. That means we have to deal with very tough defense mechanisms.

(Awakens Waverly with a gong gong)

Time for the last examination: a stress test. Are you prepared?

[ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: C Elegans ]

"Animals ick."

LMAO C
@ DP..Flamed again

Doc. C, I swear, I'm not that type of person. All I did was drink some water, that was in that cup on the counter. Then everything went fuzzy.

Do I want to know what goes on in this thread???

@DP: YOU DRANK FROM THE CUP ON THE COUNTER? Alas, you should not have done that DP, that cup contained a drug that immediatly make people sexually affiliated to invertabrate species, and then they suffer a complete mind blank. (Fortunately for them, I would say)

T': Since DP is such a nice person, we should keep quiet about the observations we have made today.

Um, Doc C, what observations are you talking about??? You didn't make a video or something like that did you??

Sorry, I was off for a minute. Stress test, eh? Does this involve physical exertion, is someone going to sweat?

I'm ready then....

Waverly, we have to shave your head. Now hold still, while I use this laser.

@DP: Of course I made a video, documentation is essential in research But if you continue to be as nice to me as you have been hitherto, I will keep it here in a locked safe

@Flagg: No, you don't want to know what is going on here. You are a moderator

@CE 40 times a day. Seems like a low estimate... Though men and women are probably thinking quite different things on the same topic.

Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>@DP: Of course I made a video, documentation is essential in research But if you continue to be as nice to me as you have been hitherto, I will keep it here in a locked safe </STRONG>

Look I bought you a new lab coat. And here is a new sethethscope.

DP: How nice of you You know, one day that video I mentioned might just...disappear

@Wave: 40 times per day is what people REPORT when asked. Probably it is a great underestimation due to the facts that
1. People tend to under report sexual thoughts 2. People might not remember to report every single occation

And yes, I suppose women and men think of different things...about 95% of the women will think of men, whereas only 6-7% of men will think of men.

Watch his hands Doc. C, I heard he's like an octopus.