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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:23 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Aegis]It's called being whipped
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For the most part, doing what it is the girls I've been involved with has never gone against what I want to do in the first place and so long as I kept them happy, I got what I wanted. THAT was a balance. You forget the give and take involved, and your never given anything.
Whipped? Not at all, common sense. A happy partner is more open to what you want.
Real men? Laundry is done a scent scale, when your dog avoids you, its time to wash your clothes and theres no need for a side dish in meals, you grill your cow whole and leave it on the coffee table in front of the table and tear hunks off as you watch football.
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:28 pm
by jopperm2
An addition to the laundry thing.. Socks and underwear go by a firmness scale not scent. When you can stand them up on their own they need to be rinsed at least.
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:40 pm
by fable
[QUOTE=jopperm2]An addition to the laundry thing.. Socks and underwear go by a firmness scale not scent. When you can stand them up on their own they need to be rinsed at least.[/QUOTE]
Exactly. For real me, if the clothes don't stand up on their own when you take 'em off, they're not ready for washing.
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:54 pm
by Aegis
For me, clothes are purely optional
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:56 pm
by jopperm2
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:25 pm
by Aegis
[QUOTE=jopperm2]Mybe in your twisted mind, but not ours.
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You don't know how liberating it is to not wear pants! I finally know why Gruntboy was so enthusiastic about lacking pants!
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:28 pm
by fable
Real men don't wear clothes. If they're intended to die of a combination of frostbite and sunburn, so be it.
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:45 pm
by Gwalchmai
[QUOTE=fable]Exactly. For real me, if the clothes don't stand up on their own when you take 'em off, they're not ready for washing.[/QUOTE]But, when your clothes stand up on their own, walk out to the kitchen, and fix themselves a sandwich, then maybe you've waited too long. Its a fine line, there....
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:51 pm
by fable
[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]But, when your clothes stand up on their own, walk out to the kitchen, and fix themselves a sandwich, then maybe you've waited too long. Its a fine line, there....[/QUOTE]
Real Men's clothes don't go off to make a sandwich. Real men's clothes find a cow and tear into it while still on the hoof.
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:56 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=fable]Real men don't wear clothes. If they're intended to die of a combination of frostbite and sunburn, so be it.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, they wear natural fur. Real man have tons of hairs on their bodies that act like a bulletproof armor.
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:12 pm
by Aegis
Everyone know's that Men's Clothes are the natural predator of the common cow...