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Originally posted by C Elegans


This is of course a question of whether we think Astafas evil is spread in his entire system, or localized to the brain. Also, I'm not sure whether he's more entertaining to you with or without brain But I do think I only need his neocortex, and that won't make any difference to you since he lack higher functions anyway

Hmmm *thinks for a while*Unfortunately CE I think he'd be more entertaing with a brain Evil isn't much fun if it's not accompianied by intelligence although there's something to be said for obedience too j/k

Originally posted by Astafas


I've got a feeling I don't get the respect due a highly intelligent and entirely evil supposed vampire...

Of course we respect you Asty Hopes the flattery won't dilute the evil streak

Originally posted by T'lainya

Hmmm *thinks for a while*Unfortunately CE I think he'd be more entertaing with a brain Evil isn't much fun if it's not accompianied by intelligence although there's something to be said for obedience too j/k

Gonna meet CE again this week. Let's hope for both our sakes there will be something left of me to... how shall I put it... work with?

Originally posted by T'lainya

Hmmm *thinks for a while*Unfortunately CE I think he'd be more entertaing with a brain Evil isn't much fun if it's not accompianied by intelligence although there's something to be said for obedience too j/k

I actually don't think the difference will be noticeble, and as for his intelligence, I can guarantee that removal of the frontal and temporal cortex will not make any difference other than a possible increase in intelligence If you want him more obedient I can give him an implant so that you will able to remote control his body.

posted by Astafas

Gonna meet CE again this week. Let's hope for both our sakes there will be something left of me to... how shall I put it... work with?

Don't mind the scalpel, Astafas

Originally posted by Astafas


Gonna meet CE again this week. Let's hope for both our sakes there will be something left of me to... how shall I put it... work with?

I'm sure she'll leave something to work with I hope

Originally posted by C Elegans
I actually don't think the difference will be noticeble, and as for his intelligence, I can guarantee that removal of the frontal and temporal cortex will not make any difference other than a possible increase in intelligence If you want him more obedient I can give him an implant so that you will able to remote control his body.

And no lessening of the evil or vampiric tendencies?
really?? That has...possibilities

Originally posted by C Elegans


Don't mind the scalpel, Astafas

At the first sign of a scalpel I'll transform into a bat and fly away. You could of course try to put the implant in my food... I mean in my blood... I mean in someones else's blood... which I'll later drink... as usual, that is... *damn, this vampire stuff is hard to remember!*

Originally posted by Astafas


At the first sign of a scalpel I'll transform into a bat and fly away. You could of course try to put the implant in my food... I mean in my blood... I mean in someones else's blood... which I'll later drink... as usual, that is... *damn, this vampire stuff is hard to remember!*

LOL Are you sure CE hasn't started her experiments??

Originally posted by T'lainya

LOL Are you sure CE hasn't started her experiments??

Well, I don't know... Has she? Wait, she has, hasn't she!? And this is your way of telling me of it!!

Originally posted by Astafas


Well, I don't know... Has she? Wait, she has, hasn't she!? And this is your way of telling me of it!!

oops Just forget I said that

Originally posted by T'lainya

And no lessening of the evil or vampiric tendencies?
really?? That has...possibilities

No lessening of evil and vampiric tendencies, they are deeply buried in his subcortical regions I have now removed his frontal and temporal lobes, that's why he's suffering from a little temporary confusion and slight memory problems, but he 'll recover in a day or two. If yo wish an implant, I'd fix that too - it won't change his personality, but you can make him dance whenever you wish

Originally posted by C Elegans


No lessening of evil and vampiric tendencies, they are deeply buried in his subcortical regions I have now removed his frontal and temporal lobes, that's why he's suffering from a little temporary confusion and slight memory problems, but he 'll recover in a day or two. If yo wish an implant, I'd fix that too - it won't change his personality, but you can make him dance whenever you wish

Oh no! It will cost me a fortune to have all that junk removed at the snobby Clinique Vampirique de Londre. Dinner will be on you CE! Or... why not... she does look very tasty, after all... yes, dinner will be you!!! That ought to scare them both into obediance!

Originally posted by Astafas
Oh no! It will cost me a fortune to have all that junk removed at the snobby Clinique Vampirique de Londre. Dinner will be on you CE! Or... why not... she does look very tasty, after all... yes, dinner will be you!!! That ought to scare them both into obediance!

LOL Well, you're a laywer so you can afford treatment at the Clinique Vampirique. Hey, I'm not at all tasty, just think of all the chemicals I've absorbed at the lab...T', help! Use the remote control before something bad happens here! Or I will be forced to defend myself with the laser scalpel

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Re: Now for something completely different...

Originally posted by Beldin
Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.

Wouldn't it be the Oedipus Virus?

Hmm I think she operated on the wtong lobe

Originally posted by Astafas


Oh no! It will cost me a fortune to have all that junk removed at the snobby Clinique Vampirique de Londre. Dinner will be on you CE! Or... why not... she does look very tasty, after all... yes, dinner will be you!!! That ought to scare them both into obediance!

Oh my! Why remove it Asty? It was only a minor experiment
Little does he know I don't scare easily and I'm never obedient

I'm glad you implanted this

Originally posted by C Elegans


LOL Well, you're a laywer so you can afford treatment at the Clinique Vampirique. Hey, I'm not at all tasty, just think of all the chemicals I've absorbed at the lab...T', help! Use the remote control before something bad happens here! Or I will be forced to defend myself with the laser scalpel

She's right, all those preservatives and anesthetics Not the laser scalpel! Quickly turns dial Oh Asty Maybe we could work out an alternate plan. I'm sure we have a few spare "dinners" around here.

@ Beldin: LOL

Re: Now for something completely different...

Originally posted by Beldin
New World Order virus: probably harmless, but it makes a lot of
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This one is gold.

@ Beldin. You got a lot spare time on your hands, don't you.

Re: I'm glad you implanted this

@Beldin: LOL

Originally posted by T'lainya

She's right, all those preservatives and anesthetics Not the laser scalpel! Quickly turns dial Oh Asty Maybe we could work out an alternate plan. I'm sure we have a few spare "dinners" around here.

Thanks T' I have now dissected Astafas frontal cortex, and did not find any EVIL-1A receptors, so he should stay his evil, charming self Now, I'm off to make some nice colour staining of the cortex slices for the autoradiography - then I plan to keep it a jar at my office as a decoration Should he become difficult to handle, or if he just bores you, there is an emergency device in-built in the implant - just press the red button on the remote control, and Astafas will be barbeque