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Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 8:33 pm
by fable
Originally posted by VoodooDali
Did somebody say TEQUILA? I'll have a shot please.
Will that be with lemon, salt, or both?
He's a fiendish arachnophobic stage actor haunted by an iconic dead American confidante. She's a green-fingered hip-hop cab driver with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 9:00 pm
by Obsidian
Given Hollywoods fasination with the pointless, I'm sure we could establish a script as amusing and pointless as many of the current sitcoms out there.
What exactly does misogynist mean anyways?
I'm so lost,
back to my tequila and salt.
Lemon is just gross!
Dont eat the worm, no matter how much anyone pays you *shudder*
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 9:23 pm
by fable
Don't tell me you have, @Obsidian?
A misogynist is a woman-hater.
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 2:08 am
by Tamerlane
She is a well known and respected governess of the Tri Island Area. And he is a wannabe pirate with poor communication skills and a penchant for monkeys. They fight crime!
Brought to you by LucasArts Entertainment.
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 6:11 am
by Xandax
He is a man, she is a women. They *should* be figthing crime, but they can't get out of the door, cause she can't decide what to wear
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 8:30 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Xandax
He is a man, she is a women. They *should* be figthing crime, but they can't get out of the door, cause she can't decide what to wear
THAT one's a winner !
No worries,
Beldin
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 9:19 am
by fable
Originally posted by Tamerlane
She is a well known and respected governess of the Tri Island Area. And he is a wannabe pirate with poor communication skills and a penchant for monkeys. They fight crime!
Brought to you by LucasArts Entertainment.
Cute.
A shame Lucasarts has killed off the series, due to poor sales.
He's a sword-wielding skateboarding card sharp with no name. She's a high-kicking hypochondriac soap star descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2002 7:44 pm
by fable
He's a benighted Republican grifter with acid for blood. She's a blind Buddhist cab driver descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 1:02 am
by Beldin
The Rolling Thunder....
They are two drunkards in a "Mack" truck, he is a pothead with a 4-person party hookah. They fight crime.
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 1:27 am
by CM
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 1:36 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
There's also a vampiric lawyer, a barman with a strange fondness for skipping sheep, and a halfling who used to be a gnome and wanted to take over the world, but we couldn't include everyone.
Do we really
fight crime?
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 1:40 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Do we really fight crime?
I had to stay on topic - sorry 'bout that ...
But if you see it like this - PROHIBITION of alcohol and marijuana is a crime. So we fight it every step of the way
No worries,
Beldin
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 1:43 am
by CM
More like you guys are the cause of most crimes!
Or responsible for them!
This is not supposed to be funny.
He is an average simpleton, with a high school degree. She is an average female. They raise a family.
That above is not supposed to make sense either.
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 1:52 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 1:57 am
by Beldin
@Ode: A crime against humanity. Cannabis has some medical uses which are denied the people because of the prohibition.
That's what *I* call a crime...
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 2:00 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
And of course it's been scientifically shown that cannabis is less harmful and addictive than cigarettes and alcohol, both of which are legal.
Arrest the lawmakers!
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2002 3:14 pm
by fable
Okay, here's the link:
http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm
Have at it!
He's a sword-wielding flyboy waffle chef in drag. She's a radical Bolivian angel on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2002 4:44 pm
by Weasel
He's a leather-clad voodoo master criminal with a passion for fast cars. She's a tortured motormouth traffic cop from a different time and place. They fight crime!
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2002 5:41 am
by fable
He's a shy guerilla gangster possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a mistrustful punk bounty hunter from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!
(You know, I think they've increased the number of selections since we visited that site, last.)
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2002 5:48 am
by Georgi
He's a Nobel prize-winning skateboarding assassin who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a psychotic belly-dancing safe cracker with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!