Why men are like Bunny's

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jun 04, 2002 5:17 am

Originally posted by Beldin

They're soft and - well - CUDDLY ....

Surely there must be more to it than that.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 04, 2002 5:23 am

Not really sure...can anybody answer that really?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jun 04, 2002 5:26 am

I think we need to study this more in depth...

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 04, 2002 5:31 am

I say we do feild experiments with different variables, like texture, size etc etc.

So who is ready to help out with this?

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 5:57 am

@Fas-How are you going to measure the texture of it?

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:17 am

With my five sense of course. Theres got to be on that works with texture!

Well maybe two.....

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:21 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
While we're on the topic, exactly what is it that's so fascinating about breasts?

I can't explain it, but the power of breasts is exemplified by the fact that the E! True Hollywood Story featuring Anna Nicole Smith has repeatedly racked up high and consistent ratings despite the fact that it has been re-run several times.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:25 am

@HLD-Coincidence? I think not.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:36 am

@Fas-Hmm...how many times should we(re: you) repeat the experiment to get a more accurate result?

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:37 am

How how about that show on FOX, The Bachelor. He's got all of those girls to choose from, and who does he pick? The smartest? No. The funniest? No. The one with the best rack? Yes.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:38 am

Whoa now who said i will be doing the experimenting? I am just setting it up that is all. I must remain innocnet above all things. Now i do believe we should repeat until we are satisfied completely

. All for the sake science of course!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:40 am

The Linkmaster strikes again...

...have a look, boys, and tell us what you think...

I.Q. ?

No worries,

Beldin

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:44 am

Originally posted by CM
All for the sake science of course!

But of course

.This experiment has nothing to do with our raging hormones or lack of a sex life

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:45 am

So you're not a big fan of the 'hands-on' approach then Fas?

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:48 am

Correct Brink. We are doing this for the sake of man kind, not for our lack of female contact and sorry lives we lead!

And link master that rocked!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:49 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
So you're not a big fan of the 'hands-on' approach then Fas?

In private or in public?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:53 am

Either. Both. They're both fun, each has it's good points and (comparatively speaking), bad points.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:57 am

Personally go for private. Not too much display of that "sort" in public do to cultural constraints, which bite big time.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jun 04, 2002 7:00 am

It's not quite so bad in Oz, you get a few annoyed looks from old ladies is all. However there are constraints on how involved you can get before being arrested, so that's where in private wins out every time.

Noticing the lack of any female presence here and the direction this once-feminist thread has taken, I'm inclined to remember the old adage that starts "When the cat's away..."

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 04, 2002 7:14 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
It's not quite so bad in Oz, you get a few annoyed looks from old ladies is all. However there are constraints on how involved you can get before being arrested, so that's where in private wins out every time.

Noticing the lack of any female presence here and the direction this once-feminist thread has taken, I'm inclined to remember the old adage that starts "When the cat's away..."

Last para agree 100%.

But for me it is far different. As i am Pakistani and in our facted up culture for some reason dating is a sin, which it is not from what i know about my religion. It is the act of pre-martial sex which is a sin. Not dating. Yet these idiots don't know what they are talking about and say that the only reason for dating is to get laid. I do agree that is a part of it, but not the whole thing. Plus i know friends who have dated without ending up in bed with the girl.

So me walking around with a girl arm in arm is a big social taboo, and there is pretty small pakistani community in geneva. So once the word is out you are marked for life. And old women have nothing facting better to do than gossip and say this and that. That just really annoys the bloody hell out of me. It is none of their business. Thank God to date they haven't see me.

Interestingly enough my parents a cool with the idea, as they know if i get married it will be to a Pakistani girl, so they have nothing to worry about. But within the pakistani society 50% of the stuff i do, ie going to bars, hanging with girls as friends etc etc would have blacked listed me for life if i was in pakistan at this moment.