The Flop House

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:28 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
Immortalized in song...*flutter, flutter* *Smooch*

[Extreme Blushing] Only for you ....[/Extreme Blushing]

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:28 pm

ROFLAO...Sad thing is I actually remember that song. My DAD had the record...LOL

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:29 pm

Originally posted by Weasel

[Extreme Blushing] Only for you ....[/Extreme Blushing]

Oooo Weasel You're so pink

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:30 pm

@ BS

*wiggle*

@ Scayde

I remember we had on radio station that played it when I was a kid

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:31 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
@ BS *wiggle*
@ Scayde I remember we had on radio station that played it when I was a kid

See, I knew we were sisters...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:33 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
Oooo Weasel You're so pink

@Ms.T ...I have even more tricks up my sleeve.

My memory is my best trait.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:33 pm

@ Scayde LMAO Ysh and DW are our sisters too

I hope I didn't send BS into shock there

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:34 pm

I knew it...twins

@T...oooo....*grope*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:35 pm

Originally posted by Weasel

@Ms.T ...I have even more tricks up my sleeve. My memory is my best trait.

LOL Weasel, now I'm worried

@ BS

Hmm you are comfortable to lounge on

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:37 pm

@Ty: *Huggs* *smooch* That's a beautiful song Ty, But to match Weasel you have to sing it nekid....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:38 pm

All these lyrics, I am being out done.

*Thumbs through Mercyful Fate and manowar lyrics sheets*

Now T, you know what winking at me does to me

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:40 pm

@ Scayde

We've managed to have live entertainment almost every night around here

@ BS

Now what could a little wink do?

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:41 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
@ Scayde LMAO Ysh and DW are our sisters too
I hope I didn't send BS into shock there

LOL... great, Ysh is a doll, I don't think I've met DW yet, but Ive heard a lot about her..I look forward to meeting her someday...

*grabs 2 beers and flops down next to weasel*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:42 pm

@T.... alittle will get you a lot

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:42 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
@ Scayde We've managed to have live entertainment almost every night around here
@ BS Now what could a little wink do?

*Beer Toast*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:44 pm

@ BS promises , promises

Hmmm I can think of lots of lyrics

Errr Hmm I can't post half of them

(filter violations)
@ Scayde

*cheers*

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:44 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus

Harumpf! Fine then....
*starts to take off shirt*

*listening to weasel but keeping an eye on Ty...* I love being a girl...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:45 pm

Here you BS.

As Scayde sits down..Weasel...though he hates to rise leaving the lovely lady along, he must sing another song.

Shriner's Convention
Here they come down main street, drums a flailin' and the sirens a wailin', what a roar
Bands are a playin' and flags are a waivin, and the Vanguard's and Motorcycle Corps
Clowns are a clownin' to the crowd and pinchin' every pretty girl who dares to smile
It's a glorious mess, everybody wears a fez the parade stretches out for a mile

(Chorus)

It's a typical American phenomenon where all the members have a fine old time
It's the forty-third annual Convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order
Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine
Girls

Meanwhile back at the Motel.....
Spoken

"Hello, Operator, give me room 321, please, thank you Hello, Noble Lumpkin? This here is the illustrious Potentate. I said it's the illustrious Potentate. The illustrious...BS! Dad blame it! This here's Weasel! BS, why an't you at the parade?! What?! Well, how'd you get that big Harley up there in your room? What?! I can't hear ya' BS! Quit revvin' it up, son! Turn it off! Listen I just want you to know one thing. You have embarrassed us all, the whole Hahira Delegation! Now I'll see you at the banquet tonight, son. And you be there BS, you hear me? Black tie! Seven o'clock! Be there! And BS, don't answer the phone, udden udden! Mercy"
Well, it was all arranged by the Ladies Auxiliary in the downtown Convention Hall
Cold Roast Beef, String Beans, Mashed Potatoes and nine boring speeches in all
And all the tables looked fine with their Mogen David Wine and Chrysanthemums on each side
And the Hahira leaders in their rented Tuxedos made the local hearts swell with pride

(Chorus)

It's a typical American phenomenon where all the members have a fine old time
It's the forty-third annual Convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order
Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine
Girls

Meanwhile back at the Motel.....
Spoken

"Operator, 321, please. Thank You. Hello, BS? What are you doin'?! What do you mean, who is this! This is Weasel? Why wasn't you at the banquet? What do you mean all you had to wear was a Hawaiian flowerdy shirt? Well, you may think you're foolin' some people, but I know what's goin' on. Yeah, Ever'body seen the little redhead. That's right, ever'body! Why she come runnin' right through the dinner, right in the middle of the pineapple sherbet. Didn't have nothin' on but your fez, BS! BS, you the only one's got a fez with a propeller on top!! Yeah, yeah and she was a yellin' out the secret code, too, BS. Dad blame it we gonna have to change it now, BS! We gonna have to have a special meetin', we get back to Hahira, about your conduct at this here convention. Embarrassin'!! Now BS, you be at the secret conclave tonight! You hear me?! And BS, keep it a secret! Hah!"
Well, it was a secret meeting in the dead of the night with mysterious sanctimony
In accordance with prescribed rituals of time honored ceremony
Matters of grave concern were weighed with dedicated caution
Like whether or not to raise at stud or draw or spit in the ocean

(Chorus)

It's a typical American phenomenon where all the members have a fine old time
It's the forty-third annual Convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order
Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine
Girls

Meanwhile back at the Motel.....
Spoken

"Operator, room three-twenty...How'd you know? Oh! Hello! BS? Where have you been? No, you wasn't at the meeting! Well, I found out that at three o'clock this mornin' you was out there in your Fruit of the Loom's in the motel swimmin' pool with a bunch of them waitresses from the ****tail lounge! I just hope your mama don't find out about this, BS! What? Well, how'd you get that big motorcycle up there on the high dive, BS? Now BS, dad blame it, that ain't no way to act. We supposed to be pillars of the community. When we get back to Hahira you can just turn in your ring and your tie tack 'cause BS, heh-heh, you are out of the Shrine! You gonna be blackballed, boy! That's right! You might even have to pack your bags and leave town! What do you mean you might join the Hell's Angels? BS! Don't you hang up on me! Hello, hello...Don't you crank that motorcycle! Who's that gigglin' in the background, BS? Hello, hello operator! Yeah, we's cut off! Rroom 321. Dad blame it BS! You don't hang up on the illustrious Potentate! I said the illustrious Potentate! This is Weasel! Weasel! BS!............."

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:46 pm

LMAO....I have run into that proble,s myself T....I don't think I can post the lyrics to W.A.S.P.'s Animal

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 10:47 pm

ROFL Weasel

Hmmm you gonna do Gitarzan?

@ Scayde being a girl is the best

@ BS

Probably not

I think the filter would melt