Celebrity Matchmaker Test

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 8:10 am

Isn't she on a show on the science fiction channel?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 8:19 am

Originally posted by Vivien
Isn't she on a show on the science fiction channel?

Could be, but her fans won't recognize her if clothed...

**hug** @ Viv !

Beldin

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 8:22 am

Originally posted by Vivien
Isn't she on a show on the science fiction channel?

It's a TV series called "First Wave"

Nice pic, HLD

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 8:57 am

Originally posted by KidD01
It's a TV series called "First Wave"

Nice pic, HLD

Has anyone here actually seen this show?

Beldin: Hi

How are you?

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 10:30 am

Charlotte Casiraghi

Jodie Sweetin

Jennifer Hoffman

Lucy Clarkson

Utada Hikaru

Hmph

I guess I am lucky not to get anyone lovlier than my existing girlfriend....

Kam, I'll trade you Christina Ricci...

EDIT - That said, Charlotte is the millionaire Princess of some obscure European country IIRC, so maybe we could make it work

and I am sure that they have ignored my date of birth, because to be frank, all these women are way to old...

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 10:59 am

Originally posted by Vivien
Has anyone here actually seen this show?

It's about an alien invasion that somewhat predicted by Nostradamus. So Kay Foster, the main role use Nostradamus predictions to guide him on thwarthing aline moves. Tracy play as Jordan Kay's sidekick.

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Wed Oct 16, 2002 3:31 am

Originally posted by frogus
....... because to be frank, all these women are way to old...

Don't throw them away, Frogus!! I'm sure others here would be happy to accompany them despite their "age".

Pe Ell · Post by **Pe Ell** » Wed Oct 16, 2002 3:50 am

I think I remember a show called "First Wave". Not my favourite I have to admit. It was only one season right? It ended kind of wierd too.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Wed Oct 16, 2002 5:12 am

Originally posted by Osiris
Don't throw them away, Frogus!! I'm sure others here would be happy to accompany them despite their "age".

It's a deal...First lot, Eastern European Princess, millionaire, excellent condition, high maintenance. We start the bidding at one part time lingerie model...do I see one part time lingerie model?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Oct 16, 2002 2:46 pm

Originally posted by Pe Ell
I think I remember a show called "First Wave". Not my favourite I have to admit. It was only one season right? It ended kind of wierd too.

IIRC Jordan played by Tracy appears on the second season

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Oct 17, 2002 2:55 am

Originally posted by Vivien

Beldin: Hi How are you?

Not so great..... Work is a real pain nowadays, and my favourite Symette (YOU) is not around much....

....

But I feel always better after a *hug*

No worries, I'll cope.

Beldin

Ah - and **hug** @Viv again

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 4:04 am

Another one...

...even if I'm not sure WHAT this test does....

Enter HERE.

No worries,

Beldin

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 4:18 am

Jack Daniels+Bodacious Babe=

a mere 17% chance of true love
a 62% chance of a sexparty
a 53% good start
and a 95% chance of friendship for life

Of course, I could be reading too much in it

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 5:25 am

Talking about Matchmaking...

....The real meaning behind the abbreviations in personal ads

FIRST THE WOMEN

40-ish.................. 48
Adventurer.............. Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic................ Flat-chested
Average looking......... Ugly
Beautiful............... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile........ Bring your penicillin
Educated................ College dropout
Emotionally Secure...... Medicated
Feminist................ Fat; ball buster
Free spirit............. Substance user
Friendship first........ Trying to live down reputation as slut
Fun..................... Annoying
Gentle.................. Comatose
Good Listener........... Borderline Autistic
New-Age................. All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded............. Desperate
Outgoing................ Loud
Passionate.............. Loud
Poet.................... Depressive Schzophrenic
Professional............ Real Witch
Redhead................. Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque............. Grossly Fat
Romantic................ Looks better by candle light
Voluptuous.............. Very Fat
Weight proportional
to height............. Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.......... One step away from stalking
Widow................... Nagged first husband to death
Young at heart.......... Toothless crone

THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST

40-ish.................. 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic................ Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking......... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................ Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit............. Sleeps with your sister
Friendship first........ As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun..................... Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking............ Arrogant
Honest.................. Pathological Liar
Huggable................ Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Like to cuddle.......... Insecure, overly dependent
Mature.................. Until you get to know him
Open-minded............. Wants to sleep with your sister but she's
not interested
Physically fit.......... I spend a lot of time in front of mirror
admiring myself
Poet.................... Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual............... Once went to church with his grandmother.
on Easter Sunday
Stable.................. Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Thoughtful.............. Says "Please" when demanding a beer

Pe Ell · Post by **Pe Ell** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 5:35 am

You're a horrible person Beldin, where do you find all these wierd things?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 5:41 am

Originally posted by Pe Ell
You're a horrible person Beldin, where do you find all these wierd things?

Being a SLURRite Linkmaster certainly has its advantages

.

...and thank's for the "horrible person"....

.

What's your problem PL ? Do you have a death wish like Mah supposed ? **snaps his fingers for the cattle prod again**

Pe Ell · Post by **Pe Ell** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 5:45 am

I live for the thrill...

(You do know I don't really mean any of those things, right? You are a very funny and nice person *Hugs Beldin* )

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 5:50 am

@PL - I know that it's all in jest and fun...but if you *hug* me one more time I'll rip your head off and do terrible things down the hole....unless of course you can convince me that you're of the female persuasion...

...

NO WORRIES !

Beldin

Pe Ell · Post by **Pe Ell** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 5:52 am

*lurk mode*

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Oct 24, 2002 6:13 am

Testing again....

...are you a REAL MAN ?

No worries,

Beldin