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I'd tell you, but you would require therapy

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I'd tell you, but you would require therapy

Bring it on....I can bet you that it won't faze me I hope

"Oh yeah, Z. Take a shot at him AFTER he leaves. How manly of you." - Aqua-Chan

Bloodstalker: "Well, I gotta run. Later all"
Taco Magus: "hes afraid of me"
Bloodstalker: "I will deal with this later"
Taco Magus: "By running some more? "
The Z: "And hugging CM some more?"

"Well I'm just getting busy with BS and Johny Walker here" - KidD01

"Thugs naked and babbling somewhere near the Canadian border, Scayde and Chan are about to get kinky And Z is for some reason egging Thug on.... Oh yeah, and I'm drinking" Bloodstalker

"Daaaaang.... and Dammy." - Chanak

"I say we stomp him! Then we tattoo him! Then we hang him! And then we kill him!" - High Lord Dave

"*hugs Gwally* " -Bloodstalker

"Please let me hug you.... Take a deep breath and let me in...." -Fairmaiden to CM

"My heart belongs to Kameleon, to be honest." - Fairmaiden

"Excuse me, but i dont flirt with women on SYM! I loathe them and their attempts to Hug me. Remember i am the sole CHauvinistic Male on SYM. Remember that Bub!" - CM

I'm taking everyone down with me !

"Thug is the American hero, he has the strength of a grizzly bear, the speed of an American Bald eagle, the knowledgeof the wise owl and the heart of a true patriot... kinda like captain america but without the super soldier stuff. Plus I surf so I know all about frozen nads, I can hang.." RandomThug

"No beer! *puts duct tape over own mouth*" AquaChan

"Bloodstalker wants to duct tape every female SYMer's mouth shut." The Z

"BS, when you talk to me, I hope you now realize my face is another foot up from where you're looking." AquaChan

"So your face is about waist high and on your back" BloodStalker

"How about frozen nads that cling to your leg? Or our peregine falcons? Our osprey? Our annoying crows and seagulls?" The Z

"If I were to describe Vancouver he'd willingly come here guns blazing. All we have is a regiment of fast ferries that don't work." The Z

"Don't forget to take out Shatner while you are up there" Scayde

"I'm BLINDED!!!!!" The Z

Rollin Rollin Rollin !

"I'm actually into scratching more than whips" TacoMagus

"err....no...nope...nada...zilch...never....over taco's dead body!" CM/Fas

"NOW that is just plain evil No hugs, me no want hugs! MOMMY!!!!" CM/Fas

"I am ready for anything now...wait where did my armor go?" CM/Fas

"i took a solemn oath of no hugs from any females of SYM." CM/Fas

"Rejection? HA! I wasn't even trying and i got 3 hugs!" CM/Fas

"Its just you and me... and the lurkers." -BS

Not sure if I remember that right, but the thread was deleted so I can't check.

CM: "So any help would be nice."
Fairmaiden: "A big hug might help. You never know..."
CM "Hug NEVER!!! What is wrong you females? NO means NO!"

"What is it with you females i said no hugging! err...wait...that wasnt a hug....hmm let me get back to you on that." -CM

"What if I said *I* needed a hug? Would you deny me so cruelly in my hour of need?" - Fairmaiden

"So Fas, would it be better if *I* hugged you?" - Bloodmist

"Oh, so you can't accept it from women, but when BS or Gwally hug you, you don't care? It makes me wonder about your sexual preferences, Fas." - Aqua-Chan

"*HUG* @Fas" - Gwalchmai

"Why is Fas constantly talking about me when I am not here? Does it seem to anyone else like he is obbssessed" - Bloodstalker

"I note those dogs are too busy "hugging" your legs to bother with 'getting' me..... What sort of relationship do you have with those dogs, anyway?" -Gwalchmai to CM

"Note the last sentence, Fas is telling me what is "becoming" or not about me. He seems to want to change me, this is a sign of his fantasy about making me into the type of man he would like to spend more "quality" time with." -Bloodstalker on CM

"Did someone mention females...and slippery?" -Mr. Sleep

"Yeah. Edit your earlier post and make me look like I don't pay attention. How manly of you." - Aqua-Chan

"You hoosier. Your directions were COMPLETELY off!" - Aqua-Chan

You forget this

"I am NOT for sale. But I will sell you any other member you take a liking to." Bloodstalker

"Stand back, I'm going in, she may need mouth ot mouth" Bloodstalker

"Shut up. Just.... Shut. Up." Aqua-chan

"I don't know who holds the throne- but prepare to be demoted!" Morlock

"Lurkers of the world unite!" Morlock

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel." Mr. Sleep

Why does it seem this thread is just a smear campaign against me?

Just an intellectual guess, COMMrade...

...they find you simply irresistable (hug)?

Been digging a few stuff myself...

oh my gosh!! it's buck!! i didn't think he actually existed. so, who thinks buck is a cold, bitter administrator who loves to ban members? cuz i certainly don't! --- a banned member who would later pester Buck among others a gazzillionth time...

wait a second, does that mean [another banned member]won't have a third name? does that mean there will be no prize?!? maybe buck is cold and heartless. (but he's not, of course) --- same person as above

Yeah, Buck would be the perfect admin if he made me a mod. --- BS

Can't be me. I may get silly, sly, sarcastic, obfuscating or simply incomprehensible, but I'm never mean. --- fable on being allegedly mean according to the banned member.

That would be ....ME --- Weasel, on fable's above post.

One of the funniest conversations I have seen

Ah yes...it's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic contained within - dragon wench

Whew. It's a good thing I brought the staff of the ram +6 along. – Ned Flanders

@ Ned But is the staff rechargeable? - T’lainya

is this another stamina question? - Yshania

I am limited to three uses per day. sorry if that disappoints. However, I have learned that if i put my staff in the bag of holding (not sure what this means) and then pull it right back out, it is ready to go immediately. - Ned Flanders

Maybe it ressembles the ring of regeneration - dragon wench

@ Ned A wondrous staff indeed - T’lainya

To comment here may result in a suspended membership. However, I could claim moderator entrapment – Ned Flanders

Pehaps it can be upgraded to multiple uses per day, with the correct amount of pure illithium – dragon wench

The staff just went +7. – Ned Flanders

Dare I inquire as to its new special abilities? – dragon wench

Dare I say, there's only one way to find out – Ned Flanders

Um......an identify spell.....? – dragon wench

I suppose, but it isn't every day you can get your hands on a +7 staff. – Ned Flanders

Conjure up a wild dog and test it out? - Gwalchmai

test out your own staff pal – Ned Flanders

Well in that case you should be the first to handle it. I believe it unwise to stand between a man and his new toy – dragon wench

Is it sentient? - Gwalchmai

It doesn't have a conscience but it does a have a memory. – Ned Flanders

So... its semi-sentient?
Does it shout out random things like "Lets go kick some butt!" and "Yuck! Your palms are sweaty!"? - Gwalchmai

I haven't heard that but I have heard, "Sure is dark in there." and "I can't breathe with that on."
As we've lost all the ladies Gwally, I refuse to continue this discussion of innuendos. Guess DW got bored, oh the shame and humiliation. - Ned Flanders

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if you get him right between the eyes."-Moi.

I know there's a few good ones I've done, but I can't remember where.

ROFL Ysh!

That was certainly one of those rather humourous DF spam fests! *giggle*

Maharlika:...but I have always believed that "...it's not the size of the ship... but the motion of the ocean..."
Kayless: That may be, but it takes a long time to cross an ocean in a rowboat, if you get my drift.

CM:So who is cuter?
1. Reno
2. Albright
3. Thatcher
4. Roseanne
So who is it folks?
Kayless: How to decide... They're all so damn hot! I'd do them all in magnificent five-some! YEE-HAW! Let's get it on! The only way it would be better is if Gollum was there to film it all. Sweeeeet........Come on, don't you want to join the orgy? The more the merrier...........Hey don't knock it until you've tried it. It's like doing a sasquatch and three bears!

"I pick Fas." - VoodooDali

"Now i have glass in my stomach i am all wet and on top of that the tea sucked. I think i am not wanted around here... " CM/Fas

"He came back when Pikachu invaded his hangman thread" Bloodstalker

"Many wish for my throne, but few want it after tasting the duties that come with the mantle of Lordship" Bloodstalker

"You need help, you seriously need help frog-man." CM/Fas on frogus

"beer is for the weak, only drink it when it's free" Harry2052

"Wohoo! Now is the perfect time to go joy riding in a public bus" frogus

"When you notice you don't have 1000 posts anymore and need a place to direct your anger, try Tyb...he deleted his tavern" Kameleon

CM : *bangs the bar* Where is my tea?; Bloodstalker :*Shoves tea...glass and all, down Fas's throat*

"*Even from the nine hells, The Z is blinded by the "light"*" the Z on Buck Satan

Originally posted by Scayde
*Next Morning under Harsh Light of sobriety*

OMG: I do hope everyone knew I was talking about the Delivery Guy Buck, and NOT Buck Satan. Looks Like I'm gonna need to hire a new guy to avoid confusion

I'm going to be awfully devilish and not reveal the post written out by our dearest Scayde whilst under the influence of alcohol.