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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 3:56 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Bloodstalker
*reads over the last couple pages*
I'm really staring to like this fairmaiden 
Note the way he writes "staring" for "starting." They should rename this place "The Pheremone Lounge."
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 6:27 pm
by Curdis
Fashion - yuk
Just when you find a place that suits your mood it becomes flavour of the month and all the ambiance is wrecked by hoards of trendsetters on some retro riot.
Surly, a bucket of water if you please.
The next couple who try to make babies in here are going to get it but good. - Curdis !
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 6:48 pm
by Tybaltus
Re: Fashion - yuk
Originally posted by Curdis
Just when you find a place that suits your mood it becomes flavour of the month and all the ambiance is wrecked by hoards of trendsetters on some retro riot.
Surly, a bucket of water if you please.
The next couple who try to make babies in here are going to get it but good. - Curdis !
Dont look at me. Im as flat a trendsetter as flat can be. Not to mention Im too passive for a riot.
What say I order you a beer, man? Or a bucket of water if you want.
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 6:54 pm
by Curdis
Ah Tybaltus,
Your exactly the sort of customer we need in here. I'll take the beer AND the bucket of water. What are you having? - Curdis !
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 6:57 pm
by Tybaltus
Originally posted by Curdis
Ah Tybaltus,
Your exactly the sort of customer we need in here. I'll take the beer AND the bucket of water. What are you having? - Curdis !
I am? w00t!
Im only 19, though.
I wasnt sure whether youngun's like myself are the image set for the Old Mans Bar.
I dunno. Probably just a beer. Im feeling, meh...In the mood for nothing different.
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 7:07 pm
by Curdis
Inside the comfort zone
Originally posted by Tybaltus
I wasnt sure whether youngun's like myself are the image set for the Old Mans Bar.
Just don't go making a spectacle of yourself and I'm sure you'll fit right in.
Originally posted by Tybaltus
I dunno. Probably just a beer. Im feeling, meh...In the mood for nothing different.
Here, have a beer on me, and around here we don't
LIKE any thing different. Heck we didn't change urinal cakes for 25 goldern years. -
Curdis !
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 7:12 pm
by Tybaltus
Re: Inside the comfort zone
Originally posted by Curdis
Just don't go making a spectacle of yourself and I'm sure you'll fit right in.
Here, have a beer on me, and around here we don't LIKE any thing different. Heck we didn't change urinal cakes for 25 goldern years. - Curdis !
Sure. Ill try not to.
Cool. I like a rut...though the urinal cakes...hrm...not sure if thats a comforting fact.
Unfortunetly I got to run for now...Ill be back in a bit.
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 7:16 pm
by Curdis
Where'd he go? Young folk today rush rush rush. - Curdis !
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 7:55 pm
by Gwalchmai
Ah, now this seat is really comfortable (as far as lumpy bar stools go)!
I'll have a cup of that sludgy coffee and a shot of anything close at hand!
Someone turn that damn jukebox down!
*turns to Fable* Hey, pull my finger....
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 8:58 pm
by Tybaltus
Originally posted by Curdis
Where'd he go? Young folk today rush rush rush. - Curdis !
Sorry man. I had a sporting event to watch.
But now that it is out of my system, Im willing to play backgammon or something.
Or I can just sit.
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 9:04 pm
by The Z
Hello all.
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 9:24 pm
by Tybaltus
Originally posted by The Z
Hello all.
Care for a game of backgammon?
Or better yet, since this place is supposed to have no real trends and everything is nothing new, I was thinking a game of chess...except all pieces are grey...I figured the black and white pieces were too loud and trend setting, so I compromised and made a full set of grey pieces.
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 9:29 pm
by The Z
Grey pieces? That would just add to my mediocrity at chess....
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 9:30 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Tybaltus
Sorry man. I had a sporting event to watch.
But now that it is out of my system, Im willing to play backgammon or something. Or I can just sit.
Backgammon? In my day, we took lances, mounted horses, and speared one another to death. Then we hit breakfast. After a hearty meal, we went out an slew a couple of trolls. Following lunch, we invaded another kingdom, and put all its people to slaughter. After dinner, we rescued a gaggle of virgins. That took care of the rest of the night.
Really, you youngsters are far too decadent.
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 9:35 pm
by Tybaltus
Originally posted by fable
Backgammon? In my day, we took lances, mounted horses, and speared one another to death. Then we hit breakfast. After a hearty meal, we went out an slew a couple of trolls. Following lunch, we invaded another kingdom, and put all its people to slaughter. After dinner, we rescued a gaggle of virgins. That took care of the rest of the night.
Really, you youngsters are far too decadent.
*throws arms in air*
Im only 19! What do you expect of me!?! All I can do is admire such things, fable.
Now you gone and made me all jealous of you.
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 9:37 pm
by The Z
*Bows at fable*....I humbly grovel in your presence.
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 9:52 pm
by fable
I'd watch where you put your knees. We spit a lot, down there. Goes well with the checker tournaments.
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 10:09 pm
by The Z
*Puts towel underneath knees then continues to grovel*
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 10:28 pm
by Chanak
*lights up stale cigar, and coughs out a cloud of oily smoke*
Hey, I bet the food here is nice and greasy, simply loaded with saturated fats and good ol' HDL cholesterol. I'll take a generous serving of arterial blockage, thank you.
*looks at Z groveling*
Goodness....kids these days.
*throws Z a quarter* Here, sonny, go get something for yourself...and get up off the floor, for Pete's sake.
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 11:20 pm
by Maharlika
An Old Man's Bar, eh?
...here is my contribution to this joint...
...*puts in to big jars of tuba*...
...These here are what we call "too-BA"... made from fermented coconut juice.
Old folks in the provinces back home love these stuff.
...you could also put a wicker in it, and you'd end up with a blue-flame lamp.