What I mean to say is that once she has proven herself sufficiently devient, I'm sure I can find positions that will require even greater flexibility. As the key member of my henchteam, I’ll be giving her constant input, and will set aside time for frequent intercourse on her progress.
I think I've just said to much... such is the curse of the evil genius
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
Originally posted by Waverly Shhh. All part of the great plan, DW.
What I mean to say is that once she has proven herself sufficiently devient, I'm sure I can find positions that will require even greater flexibility. As the key member of my henchteam, I’ll be giving her constant input, and will set aside time for frequent intercourse on her progress.
I think I've just said to much... such is the curse of the evil genius
Such.... magnanimous support and encouragement, you are a true benefactor possessed of the most chivalrous virtue....
but why do I have the feeling you will find need for an extensive training period...?
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Extensive training. Good idea, I’ll have to look into that. Ideally I’d like a sidekick that has the tools to train my team of henchwomen as well. Again, I think film is a great training aid. Whipping a team of henchwomen into shape takes a lot of stamina, and organizing group activities and filling the team out with members in the proper positions is an invaluable skill.
Excuse me... I must visit the evil shower room to cool off. I just get so excited when visions come together like this.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
Originally posted by Vivien I thought that was a pig with a cold!
But, I missed you? How did that happen, I wrote down the names to thank and I missed someone! Forgive me? *hug*
Awrigt... *hug*
A pig with a cold? Maybe it is... Whatever it is, it's me.
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Originally posted by Vivien What you two seem to forget: I learn quickly! No extensive training needed, just send me to a few night classes and I'm ready to go!
Ah... a natural adept in other words
Or maybe those are actually accelerated immersion classes... At the very least, no doubt some kind of accelerated learning curve is involved! Given Waverly's nefarious predilections you had better be wary!
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@Viv: You might want to find out if there are any special training seminars at the Evil Overlord Ltd. company retreat in Hawaii. Find out the schedule and sign up just in time to attend.
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
