Dear Buck, Since you asked

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 12:55 pm

First things first I've been quiet about this mainly because I fear the outlash that will follow but.

SHATNER RULES.

BUT Canada still sucks. Horribly. Without a doubt. Horribly.

Never will I enjoy the word "canada" and always will it leave the taste of death within my mouth.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 12:58 pm

Re: Good grief - first Nippy the Paladin, and now der Moench the Monk!

Originally posted by der Moench
Awww! Look - Scayde and Enchantress have made up! Good! Now I want you to give each other a nice firm handshake and look in the eye .... good! How about a little hug between friends? .... good! Maybe a little sisterly kiss would show everyone here that there's no hard feelings? .... wonderful! Now if you both would like to step over here to the hot-tub area ....

*der Moench whispers covertly into his lapel: you getting all this Bloodstalker?*

Loud and clear....now, see if you can get the conversation around to bunny petting, break out the whipped cream , and encourage them to "explore" their re-established emotional bond.

If they resist, tell'em to do it in Grunt's memory...he'd like that kinda thing

@Z...technichally, Thug just moved up a bit from her leg

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 1:12 pm

I'm with RT on Shatner. You've got backup, man. The guy cracks me up.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 1:46 pm

Hey, if you're gonna get that drunk, at least offer your friends some

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 2:53 pm

Re: Re: Good grief - first Nippy the Paladin, and now der Moench the Monk!

Originally posted by RandomThug
*grabs a big handfull of scaydes arse*

Group Hug... I uhh yeah.

LOL....Down Boy

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Loud and clear....now, see if you can get the conversation around to bunny petting, break out the whipped cream , and encourage them to "explore" their re-established emotional bond.

LOL....I had no idea you were an Oprah fan !

*Sends BS a ticket to see Oprah interviewing reunion of over-emotional, estranged PETA members' featuring a cooking segment with Martha Stewart*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 6:52 pm

Re: Re: Re: Good grief - first Nippy the Paladin, and now der Moench the Monk!

Originally posted by Scayde
LOL....I had no idea you were an Oprah fan !

*Sends BS a ticket to see Oprah interviewing reunion of over-emotional, estranged PETA members' featuring a cooking segment with Martha Stewart*

ROFLMAO!

Of course by the time BS gets to do his cooking show with Martha she'll be dressed in a fetching, orange jumpsuit and inhabitating a nice, cosy room courtesy of the state..

Which means that BS will have the pleasure of visiting old friends and acquaintances in the Big House

No doubt... he will be touched....

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 7:11 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: Good grief - first Nippy the Paladin, and now der Moench the Monk!

Originally posted by dragon wench
ROFLMAO!

Of course by the time BS gets to do his cooking show with Martha she'll be dressed in a fetching, orange jumpsuit and inhabitating a nice, cosy room courtesy of the state..

Which means that BS will have the pleasure of visiting old friends and acquaintances in the Big House No doubt... he will be touched....

LMAO...Oh my

Well, it does sound like he is wanting to connect with his sensitive side

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 7:44 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Good grief - first Nippy the Paladin, and now der Moench the Monk!

Originally posted by Scayde
LMAO...Oh my

Well, it does sound like he is wanting to connect with his sensitive side

*giggle* I think this er... emerging trait... is linked to his... recently exhibited... interest in playing alone

Or maybe it is the reverse... and he is actually ... reaching out...

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 8:16 pm

Is William Shatner eating the microphone at the top of the page? And what is he wearing?

And am I allowed to say this here, or is the fact that I've done so mean somebody's going to call me an anti-Canadian bigot?

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 8:49 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Good grief - first Nippy the Paladin, and now der Moench the Monk!

Originally posted by Scayde
LMAO...Oh my

Well, it does sound like he is wanting to connect with his sensitive side

Why was I not informed of BS's sensitive side?

@BS...Give me a hug to prove their theory....please?

@fable....You anti-Canadian bigot! Now we shall mail precioussss to you....Complete Episodes of every Original Star Trek........

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 8:56 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Good grief - first Nippy the Paladin, and now der Moench the Monk!

Originally posted by The Z
@fable....You anti-Canadian bigot! Now we shall mail precioussss to you....Complete Episodes of every Original Star Trek........

Not that, please! (At least he doesn't know about Nimoy's singing records!) Please, I'll do anything, anything but that! Display an autographed photo of Lorne Greene! Cheer on the Lakers! Buy a copy of Strange Brew! Anything but Star Trek with Shatner!

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 9:05 pm

OMG..LMAO.......

@fable:....Maybe it is time to take the on topic spam only out of the title to this thread.

*Sends crates of Fire Ants to Shatner's residence*

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 9:07 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
@fable:....Maybe it is time to take the on topic spam only out of the title to this thread.

Your wish is my command, especially since it's your thread, to begin with.

*Sends crates of Fire Ants to Shatner's residence* [/QUOTE]

Such a cheerful thought...! Reminds me of a board I once took a look at that had a sticky thread entitled 1000 Ways to Kill William Shatner.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 9:09 pm

Originally posted by fable
Your wish is my command, especially since it's your thread, to begin with.

*Sends crates of Fire Ants to Shatner's residence*

Such a cheerful thought...! Reminds me of a board I once took a look at that had a sticky thread entitled 1000 Ways to Kill William Shatner.

LOL...I wish I had time to post more, I could probably launch off a good start

Night all, I am heading home

*HUGS*

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 9:13 pm

Night, @Scayde. We'll have to work on that thread.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 9:22 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Good grief - first Nippy the Paladin, and now der Moench the Monk!

Originally posted by The Z
Why was I not informed of BS's sensitive side?

@BS...Give me a hug to prove their theory....please?

I will do better than that.

*Spray's Z's leg with Thug Attractant*

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 10:43 pm

Originally posted by fable
Not that, please! (At least he doesn't know about Nimoy's singing records!) Please, I'll do anything, anything but that! Display an autographed photo of Lorne Greene! Cheer on the Lakers! Buy a copy of Strange Brew! Anything but Star Trek with Shatner!

I see a chink in fable's Babylonian armor.

*takes notes for good measure*

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 11:46 pm

Originally posted by fable
Is William Shatner eating the microphone at the top of the page? And what is he wearing?

And am I allowed to say this here, or is the fact that I've done so mean somebody's going to call me an anti-Canadian bigot?

The Hatred of Shatner transcends race, creed, religious affiliation (or lack thereof), and national boundaries. This is due to the simple fact that William Shatner is not human. No, the truth is, ol' Bill is a Zerg.

Look at the astounding similarity between William Shatner, and the Zerg:

Unsettling, isn't it?

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 11:48 pm

OMG......LMAO...you are right.....I never realized.....but I do see the resemblance

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 11:50 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
OMG......LMAO...you are right.....I never realized.....but I do see the resemblance

I know *I* can't tell the difference between the two photos above. I need a drink.