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Post by Busta_Bradimus »

You have me mistaken the when I ascend from the dark depths I am refering to the shadows when i come to purify the wicked. The shadows that the wicked thieves hide in. Although you be a thief your shadow is already pure and has no need for cleansing. I am like you but chose a different path in life I bring the justice you bring but with a power only a few can harness. You bring it with the brutality that is need all to often. I am not so different from you. These thieves clame to be one with the shadows yet you and I alike know they fear what they hide in because they always know something is lurking in there with them. That lurking fear they have is us.

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Busta_Bradimus, mighty member of the Council of Mages

From the dark depths I ascend, corrupting all that is life. I am the Darkness you fear.

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Busta_Bradimus, mighty member of the Council of Mages

Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.

From the dark depths I ascend, corrupting all that is life. I am the Darkness you fear.
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Post by Kayless »

Another bout of Mage-bashing comedy courtesy of Kayless! Image
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"Have you perfected the rogaine potion yet?"
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"What's that? Who's talking? I've lost my glassess again!"
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"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! I NEEEEEED PRUNES!!!!!!!!!"

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Assassin of the Shadow Guild

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."

"Contrary to popular belief, a barrel full of monkeys is not half as much fun as previously advertised, and is in fact quite horrifying."
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Post by TheDude »

Originally posted by Jon-e-boy:
wow! when i first signed up for this thing i didnt think anyone else would join in but look at us!! where huge!! congrats dude on a great guild and i am the proud third memeber
thnx Jon-e-Boy and if we contineu whit growing this fast we WILL be stronger then the council of mages Image Image Image

@ Rail nicely done very good how u handled those mages.

@ all mages: why don't u understand that we are the masters of shadows and if u were even thinking of going to the shadow.
U were already death Image

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TheDude Notorious Founder of The Shadow Guild

-"How do u mean there all death ! , they can't be death, there was no one else around, i saw it !!!! " *sigh*-


[This message has been edited by TheDude (edited 04-04-2001).]
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how are my thieves doing today?
killed a lot of mages??
or does some one has any mage-jokes? Image Image

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TheDude Notorious Founder of The Shadow Guild

-they're death?? that can't be there was no one else around i checked twice!!-
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A salute to all you Shadow Guilders out there! Image

We who dwell in the darkness, who find solace where others dare not tread. Masters of stealth and deception, we cannot be truly defeated for where there’s one of us there are countless others waiting in the shadows. We are the night, we are the darkness, we are the thing that men fear in the dead of night. We do not favor the flashy spells of the mage, nor the blunt violence of the barbarian. We are a breed apart. Our ways are subtle and strong, for we know it is better to slay in silence without someone ever knowing we were there. We are not blinded by our ambition as others, but untied by loyalty and mutual respect. We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We are one of the oldest occupations in the world and we have honed our craft to perfection. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.
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Assassin of the Shadow Guild

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."

"Contrary to popular belief, a barrel full of monkeys is not half as much fun as previously advertised, and is in fact quite horrifying."

[This message has been edited by Kayless (edited 04-04-2001).]
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Post by Kayless »

Okay, enough melodramatic sh*t. More Mage-Bashing!! Image Image

The Mages go dungeon crawling...
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"It's chilly and damp down here!"
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"I'm scared of the dark! Let's leave!"
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"I ate too many prunes!!! Where's the toilet?!!"

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Assassin of the Shadow Guild

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."

"Contrary to popular belief, a barrel full of monkeys is not half as much fun as previously advertised, and is in fact quite horrifying."

[This message has been edited by Kayless (edited 04-04-2001).]
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Post by TheDude »

Originally posted by Kayless:

We who dwell in the darkness, who find solace where others dare not tread. Masters of stealth and deception, we cannot be truly defeated for where there’s one of us there are countless others waiting in the shadows. We are the night, we are the darkness, we are the thing that men fear in the dead of night. We do not favor the flashy spells of the mage, nor the blunt violence of the barbarian. We are a breed apart. Our ways are subtle and strong, for we know it is better to slay in silence without someone ever knowing we were there. We are not blinded by our ambition as others, but untied by loyalty and mutual respect. We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We are one of the oldest occupations in the world and we have honed our craft to perfection. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.
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really cool Kayless, but could u make a shorter version so every Shadow Guild member could put it under their messages as a personal text?

---------------------------------------------TheDude Notorious Founder of The Shadow Guild
- if i survive death, i probably survive everything-
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Originally posted by Kayless:
We who dwell in the darkness, who find solace where others dare not tread. Masters of stealth and deception, we cannot be truly defeated for where there’s one of us there are countless others waiting in the shadows. We are the night, we are the darkness, we are the thing that men fear in the dead of night. We do not favor the flashy spells of the mage, nor the blunt violence of the barbarian. We are a breed apart. Our ways are subtle and strong, for we know it is better to slay in silence without someone ever knowing we were there. We are not blinded by our ambition as others, but untied by loyalty and mutual respect. We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We are one of the oldest occupations in the world and we have honed our craft to perfection. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.
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really cool Kayless, but could u make a shorter version so all the members of The Shadow Guild can use it as a personal text under their messages?

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TheDude Notorious Founder of The Shadow Guild
-if i survive death, i probable survive everything-
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Originally posted by TheDude:
really cool Kayless, but could u make a shorter version so all the members of The Shadow Guild can use it as a personal text under their messages?

Will do Image How about: We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.

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Assassin of the Shadow Guild - We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Let's return to our intrepid mages in the dungeon... Image
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"Now we're lost! I thought you were supposed to bring a map?!"
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"YOU were the one who was suppose to bring the map, you old fart!!"
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"OLD FART?!! I'm a hundred years younger then you are you senile bat!!"
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"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHERE'S THE TOILET?!!!!"

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Assassin of the Shadow Guild - We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."


[This message has been edited by Kayless (edited 04-05-2001).]
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Will do Image How about: We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.
**** dubble post :O

@ kayless OK thnx very nice
@ all members: use this line under your message u can still have your one personal line of course Image
or does any one know's a better line?

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TheDude Notorious Founder of The Shadow Guild
-if i survive death, i probable survive everything-

-We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.-
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Originally posted by TheDude:
**** dubble post :O
@ kayless OK thnx very nice
@ all members: use this line under your message u can still have your one personal line of course
or does any one know's a better line?
"Master your Ass" was my second choice but somehow I don't think it's as good. Image

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Assassin of the Shadow Guild - We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."

[This message has been edited by Kayless (edited 04-05-2001).]
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Post by Kayless »

This is for all those mages out there who said pigs would fly before the Shadow Guild would rival them. Image
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Assassin of the Shadow Guild - We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Post by TheDude »

people Edwin asked me about a alliance we would be the most powerfull group ever
how about it or do we keep bashing mages
or just agree and keep bashing them behind their backes Image Image

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TheDude Notorious Founder of The Shadow Guild
-if i survive death, i probable survive everything-

-We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.-
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Post by Kayless »

Yes, an end to all the anger and bad blood. So here's my final animated mage-bash. We'll miss you Mage-Bashing.

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"We've been wandering this dungeon for hours! I need to get back to my tower and take my medication."

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"WHAT'S THAT SMELL?"
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"Wasn't me!"
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"Oh GOD! MONSTERS!!!"
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"Quick! Let's cast Magic Missle! No, Fireball! Wait, maybe Chaos Commands..."
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"Urrrgh! I CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER!!! I'M GONNA EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!"

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BOOM

The End (for now)



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Assassin of the Shadow Guild - We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."


[This message has been edited by Kayless (edited 04-05-2001).]
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Post by Kayless »

Now that we're through with Mage-Bashing Image maybe it's time we get some real thieving discussion on this board! I for one welcome our Mage brothers into this glorious new age. Long Live the Shadow Mages!!
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"We are as one. Infallible and invincible."




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Assassin of the Shadow Guild - We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."

[This message has been edited by Kayless (edited 04-05-2001).]
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Here's the location of the new guild hall. (as if you couldn't figure it out Image) Look forward to seeing you all there! [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/003550.html"]http://www.gamebanshee.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/003550.html[/url]

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Assassin of the Shadow Guild - We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are the Shadow Guild.

"I am become death, destroyer of worlds..."

[This message has been edited by Kayless (edited 04-05-2001).]
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Post by TheDude »

u are absolutely right kayless all of our members are welcome at the Shadow Mages topic.
this doesn't mean we have to close this topic though keep sending those messages and keep asking questions about any thief kit.
(and a little mage bashing is allowed as long as the Shadow Mages don't find out Image Image Image Image Image)

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TheDude Notorious Founder of The Shadow Guild,
Co-Founder of The Shadow Mages.
-if i survive death, i probable survive everything-

-We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are STILL the Shadow Guild.-



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btw Kayless i'm very glad that our master of mage bashing is willing to be a member of The Shadow Mages.
Maybe we could bash something else?
rangers, druids, paladins or the worst SWASHBUCKLER/MAGES Image Image Image Image

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TheDude Notorious Founder of The Shadow Guild,
Co-Founder of The Shadow Mages

-if i survive death, i probable survive everything-

-We are as relentless as the tides and as constant as the stars above. We cannot be broken. We cannot be driven off. We are STILL the Shadow Guild.-
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Post by Garcia »

Originally posted by Kayless:
Now that we're through with Mage-Bashing Image maybe it's time we get some real thieving discussion on this board! I for one welcome our Mage brothers into this glorious new age. Long Live the Shadow Mages!!
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"We are as one. Infallible and invincible."




They still smell right.....we can be friends but they still smell....right??? Image Image
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