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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 3:46 pm
by oki101
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:22 am
by hwesta_elf
Originally posted by Moonbiter
YOU're a Canuck! And right now they're setting you up for the worst ritual ever! RUN! FLEE!!! 
I like Canada. It's a bit like this reef here. Except for those pesky French they keep as pets.
(1st paragraph) lol! well even if they were, its just like me (in morrowind) to unlock a door but then open it without detrapping it too.
(2nd paragraph) lol. thats politically funny actully (sorry to any frenchpeople) but of course, hockey night in canada's pat quinn got sued or something for making a joke like that though. anyways, in school canadians learn a 2nd language: French. were would i use FRENCH?!?! (i'd rather learn LotR elvish
)
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:48 am
by Moonbiter
Where you would use French? Apart from poncy restaurants and gay bars, there's the small matter of the entire African continent, where French is the number one foreign language. I've kicked myself quite a few times for not learning.
Apart from that, I think it's a good thing to have a stockpile of French. I think it's the only thing preventing the US from invading Canada. "Take one step across our border, and we'll start dropping French on you!" RUN AWAY!!!!!!
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:42 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by hwesta_elf
(2nd paragraph) lol. thats politically funny actully (sorry to any frenchpeople) but of course, hockey night in canada's pat quinn got sued or something for making a joke like that though. )
Pat Quinn isn't really associated with 'Hockey Night in Canada', as he is the coach of the Leafs
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 4:51 pm
by InfiniteNature
Those damn Canadians, first they look all nice and helpful; then they're performing crazy ritualistic things on good sane, errrr, sane, errr, Americans I think.
But I have begun a plan, its so devious and evil those darn Canadians will have to be shocked and repelled and go back to whatever it is Canadians do; first it involves the kidnapping of William Shatner from Canada and the putting of him in some science fiction show, lets call it Star Trek, then after a successfull binge, he goes to movies with that robot image (and all the while the Canadians are laughing at us), then goes through a couple of incarnations on various shows, becomes the sponsor of Priceline.com, and then, then......................................................................................
We send him back!
Hahaooahaohaohfodhaofhodshfosdhfohsdiohhaoooo, ooops wrong keys for evil laugh, insert sinister laugh here.
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:33 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by InfiniteNature
and then, then......................................................................................
We send him back!
Hahaooahaohaohfodhaofhodshfosdhfohsdiohhaoooo, ooops wrong keys for evil laugh, insert sinister laugh here.
You forget Canada has the William Shatner Border Patrol just in case something horrendous like this does happen..
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:38 pm
by hwesta_elf
Originally posted by Aegis
Pat Quinn isn't really associated with 'Hockey Night in Canada', as he is the coach of the Leafs
oooopps! i named the wrong person *slaps forehead expressionally* i mean Don Cherry. ah, same thing (yeah right,) your supposed to be CANADIAN HWESTA! WHO MIXES UP DON CHERRY AND PAT QUINN?!?! ONLY AMERICANS COULD BE IGNORANT ABOUT HOCKEY ENOUGH TO DO THAT! *sniff* (gollum/hwesta fights with herself) sorry, i think i have a split personality!
(and apologies to those few americans who do like hockey better than *shudder* baseball)
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:47 pm
by fable
Originally posted by hwesta_elf
oooopps! i named the wrong person *slaps forehead expressionally* i mean Don Cherry
Don Cherry? Wasn't he a jazz musician, played bebop and thirdstream?
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:55 pm
by hwesta_elf
Originally posted by fable
Don Cherry? Wasn't he a jazz musician, played bebop and thirdstream?
maybe this guy has the same name, but Don Cherry is also one of the hosts for "Coach's Corner" for "Hockey Night in Canada." you probably don't know a thing i'm talking about do you? only us wierd Canadians would...
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:14 pm
by dragon wench
Don Cherry is an ignorant bigot.... who is being paid $700 K per year to spout off complete and utter garbage......
IMO Canadian hockey would be a far better place minus the intolerant, backwater burps of that bumpkin...
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:29 pm
by hwesta_elf
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:44 pm
by dragon wench
lol! I know you are under age, but in this place you'll have to roll out the kegs for your coming of age party
Okay, at least one keg of ice tea amongst the more mind numbing stuff
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:47 pm
by Scayde
Re: Re: Re: Toronto, Ontario, Canada *Canada *
Originally posted by hwesta_elf
i bet the leafs will win! they rock! anyways, they have Eddie Belfour and he is a REALLY amazing goalie.
*sniff*
The Stars miss Eddie
*sniff*
@DW: Hiya Sis !
*HUG*
Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 12:19 am
by Aegis
*waves a tiny Don Cherry flag*
I actually enjoy the guy. I know he's a loud mouth, and he's *ahem* colourful, but that's what he's paid to do, and he does it well. I take everything he says as lip service, and nothing more. He's simply for amusement. Beside, Ron would be bored without Don Cherry (well, Kelly Hrudey would still be around, but he's not as fun
)
Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 5:42 am
by hwesta_elf
I think we can all just enjoy a few cansof Coke and personally, I like Sprite
but we can manage. Also, we must have Doritos, Sunchips and brownies and of course a big cake (similar to the one at Bilbo's Birthday party) (just imagine
)
Eddie Belfour is really good. And after Kujo left,
mad: ) the Leafs needed consolment . anyways, I'm sure the Stars are kicking themselves for trading him.
and Don Cherry isn't a bad guy hes just... how do i say this nicely?... umm... annoying. sure, funny, but annoying.
Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 11:02 am
by Bloodstalker
Well, Coke is fine since I never leave home without my own bottle anyway.
Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 9:52 pm
by Aegis
Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 11:42 am
by hwesta_elf
Originally posted by Aegis
I rue the day my Red Wings picked up Cujo... As well as the day they picked up Hasek, for that matter... I want Osgood back!
Joe Hasek? or another guy? I think, Joe Hasek is a good player. *shrugs* who is Osgood? I might not know because i only got into hockey from a few months before Kujo left until now, i don't know many players (except for the Leafs, by the way, they are SO winning this year
)
Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 11:51 am
by Aegis
Originally posted by hwesta_elf
Joe Hasek? or another guy? I think, Joe Hasek is a good player. *shrugs* who is Osgood? I might not know because i only got into hockey from a few months before Kujo left until now, i don't know many players (except for the Leafs, by the way, they are SO winning this year )
Dominak Hasek. Biggest prick in the league, and I hate him with a passion. He was the goalie before Cujo came to Detroit. Chris Osgood was the goalie before Hasek came. I believe he's on St. Louis this year.
Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 4:35 pm
by hwesta_elf
Originally posted by Aegis
Dominak Hasek. Biggest prick in the league, and I hate him with a passion. He was the goalie before Cujo came to Detroit. Chris Osgood was the goalie before Hasek came. I believe he's on St. Louis this year.
okay. have you noticed that ever since the topic of hockey came up everyones' been dropping out of the thread? lol.