The Great SYM Summer Barbecue

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:45 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]My other only question: Who's going to help me put on my sunscreen?

[/QUOTE]I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy today, so I suggest that Ysh and I take turns

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:47 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy today, so I suggest that Ysh and I take turns

[/QUOTE]

score one for Gwalchmai.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:47 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]This explains his missing toe! (and here I thought it was the costela!)[/QUOTE]

Gwally, never missed one toe... or did I?

Croc? I mean, I'm cooking them, never fear. Want a new croc purse? (I'm running from greenpeace these days)

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:47 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]

*pours gas on BS mouth. Sets him on fire. BS runs*

Now thats a fire elemental...

[/QUOTE]

*stops, drops, and rolls*

*pulls out slingshot, takes aim, and fires on shot, hitting Luis right between the eyes*

Hey, are there ribs anywhere around this place?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:48 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Don't look at me. I <snip> wanna wear the dress. Just don't hit on me though

[/QUOTE]BS, I can honestly say, Yes, that dress makes your butt look big. No one will be hitting on you.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:48 pm

*rubs some oil on Gwally*
What gets me, is how easy it is to inspire such puerile behaviour in the space of an hour!

Now i know why I check back once in a while!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:48 pm

*As BS is set on fire, all the alcohol is thrown over the cliff* Atleast this stuff wont fly back

Hey Luis i suggest you hug BS, he loves your hugs even more an anoweenies

Ysh BS never ever had a heart. He has an alcohol distiller instead

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:49 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]score one for Gwalchmai.

[/QUOTE]

I don;t know...sounds like a chance to score two to me

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:49 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Hey, are there ribs anywhere around this place?

[/QUOTE] Yep, simmering gently on the BBQ, and perfectly cooked too

*hands BS a rib*

*cleans off another rib, hands Fas the bone*

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:49 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]
Hey, are there ribs anywhere around this place?

[/QUOTE]
They are over the table.

I think you just need a *hug* to realize how much meat we have here!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:50 pm

You were actually just supposed to shoot the 999 bottles of beer on the wall, but that's not much along the lines of disaster. well done.

**grabs a slingshot and removes loin cloth to tie into a pouch to hold sunstone bullets (and it will be able to hold a lot

)**

I'm on the prowl.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:50 pm

[QUOTE=CM]Ysh BS never ever had a heart. He has an alcohol distiller instead

[/QUOTE]

Hmm...would that be the once distilled of Bourbon, the twice of Scotch or the thrice of Irish Malt? How smooth do you think he is, Fas?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:50 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy today, so I suggest that Ysh and I take turns

[/QUOTE]Woo hoo! Score one for me! Waitaminute... who's keeping score?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:50 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]BS, I can honestly say, Yes, I will be hitting on you.

[/QUOTE]

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:51 pm

Smooth? He is as rough as mixing Champagne and vodka

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:51 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]You were actually just supposed to shoot the 999 bottles of beer on the wall, but that's not much along the lines of disaster. well done.

**grabs a slingshot and removes loin cloth to tie into a pouch to hold sunstone bullets (and it will be able to hold a lot

)**

I'm on the prowl.[/QUOTE]

Oh my!! Ned is playing Staff of Ram again - but I daren't reminisce, not good! Not good....

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:52 pm

[QUOTE=Yshania]Hmm...would that be the once distilled of Bourbon, the twice of Scotch or the thrice of Irish Malt? How smooth do you think he is, Fas?

[/QUOTE]

He's in the south, where the hell do scotch or irish malt come into play. There's only baptists down yonder.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:53 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]Woo hoo! Score one for me! Waitaminute... who's keeping score?

[/QUOTE]

If you read back, you have had a back rub from me already. Pretty earthmoving right? *rolleyes*

Fas, must be a Bourbon then...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:53 pm

[QUOTE=Yshania]Oh my!! Ned is playing Staff of Ram again - but I daren't reminisce, not good! Not good....[/QUOTE]

You are so naughty. You're not foolin' anyone you know.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:54 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]You are so naughty. You're not foolin' anyone you know.

[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that must have been the biggest... laugh I have ever had on SYM. Truly eyewatering

LMAO!