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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:45 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]My other only question: Who's going to help me put on my sunscreen?

[/QUOTE]I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy today, so I suggest that Ysh and I take turns

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:47 pm
by Ned Flanders
[QUOTE=dragon wench]I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy today, so I suggest that Ysh and I take turns

[/QUOTE]
score one for Gwalchmai.

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:47 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]This explains his missing toe! (and here I thought it was the costela!)[/QUOTE]
Gwally, never missed one toe... or did I?
Croc? I mean, I'm cooking them, never fear. Want a new croc purse? (I'm running from greenpeace these days)
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:47 pm
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]
*pours gas on BS mouth. Sets him on fire. BS runs*
Now thats a fire elemental...

[/QUOTE]
*stops, drops, and rolls*
*pulls out slingshot, takes aim, and fires on shot, hitting Luis right between the eyes*
Hey, are there ribs anywhere around this place?

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:48 pm
by Gwalchmai
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Don't look at me. I <snip> wanna wear the dress. Just don't hit on me though

[/QUOTE]BS, I can honestly say, Yes, that dress makes your butt look big. No one will be hitting on you.

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:48 pm
by Yshania
*rubs some oil on Gwally*
What gets me, is how easy it is to inspire such puerile behaviour in the space of an hour!

Now i know why I check back once in a while!

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:48 pm
by CM
*As BS is set on fire, all the alcohol is thrown over the cliff* Atleast this stuff wont fly back
Hey Luis i suggest you hug BS, he loves your hugs even more an anoweenies
Ysh BS never ever had a heart. He has an alcohol distiller instead

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:49 pm
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]score one for Gwalchmai.

[/QUOTE]
I don;t know...sounds like a chance to score two to me

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:49 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Hey, are there ribs anywhere around this place?

[/QUOTE] Yep, simmering gently on the BBQ, and perfectly cooked too
*hands BS a rib*
*cleans off another rib, hands Fas the bone*

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:49 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]
Hey, are there ribs anywhere around this place?

[/QUOTE]
They are over the table.
I think you just need a *hug* to realize how much meat we have here!
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:50 pm
by Ned Flanders
You were actually just supposed to shoot the 999 bottles of beer on the wall, but that's not much along the lines of disaster. well done.
**grabs a slingshot and removes loin cloth to tie into a pouch to hold sunstone bullets (and it will be able to hold a lot

)**
I'm on the prowl.
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:50 pm
by Yshania
[QUOTE=CM]Ysh BS never ever had a heart. He has an alcohol distiller instead

[/QUOTE]
Hmm...would that be the once distilled of Bourbon, the twice of Scotch or the thrice of Irish Malt? How smooth do you think he is, Fas?

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:50 pm
by Gwalchmai
[QUOTE=dragon wench]I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy today, so I suggest that Ysh and I take turns

[/QUOTE]Woo hoo! Score one for me! Waitaminute... who's keeping score?

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:50 pm
by Bloodstalker
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:51 pm
by CM
Smooth? He is as rough as mixing Champagne and vodka

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:51 pm
by Yshania
[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]You were actually just supposed to shoot the 999 bottles of beer on the wall, but that's not much along the lines of disaster. well done.
**grabs a slingshot and removes loin cloth to tie into a pouch to hold sunstone bullets (and it will be able to hold a lot

)**
I'm on the prowl.[/QUOTE]
Oh my!! Ned is playing Staff of Ram again - but I daren't reminisce, not good! Not good....
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:52 pm
by Ned Flanders
[QUOTE=Yshania]Hmm...would that be the once distilled of Bourbon, the twice of Scotch or the thrice of Irish Malt? How smooth do you think he is, Fas?

[/QUOTE]
He's in the south, where the hell do scotch or irish malt come into play. There's only baptists down yonder.
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:53 pm
by Yshania
[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]Woo hoo! Score one for me! Waitaminute... who's keeping score?

[/QUOTE]
If you read back, you have had a back rub from me already. Pretty earthmoving right? *rolleyes*
Fas, must be a Bourbon then...
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:53 pm
by Ned Flanders
[QUOTE=Yshania]Oh my!! Ned is playing Staff of Ram again - but I daren't reminisce, not good! Not good....[/QUOTE]
You are so naughty. You're not foolin' anyone you know.

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:54 pm
by Yshania
[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]You are so naughty. You're not foolin' anyone you know.

[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that must have been the biggest... laugh I have ever had on SYM. Truly eyewatering

LMAO!