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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:25 am
by galraen
Harry Potter and the Awful Authoress
If you thought the writing of the film was bad Fable, don't ever try reading the books. The dialogues (especially in the early books) are all 'he said, she said, he said' never a replied, uttered, stated etc. etc.
What I found interesting is when the first book came out my nephew (who was the same age as Horrible Harry) thought the book was great. But as he grew older, and better educated his opinion of each successive book went down further and further. To the point where he slagged off the last book even more than I did, and has no intention of wasting his time on the ultimate book in the series.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:38 am
by QuenGalad
"Harry Potter and the Parry Hotter"
as to "he said he said he said", Tolkien has that, too :laugh: so it's a good company.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:43 am
by galraen
QuenGalad wrote:"Harry Potter and the Parry Hotter"
as to "he said he said he said", Tolkien has that, too :laugh: so it's a good company.
Which is probably why so many educationalists were furious when LotR was added to the 'Classics' for the school curriculum.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:17 am
by Vicsun
Harry grows up!
Harry Potter and the Broken Condom
Harry Potter and the Feelings of Wasted Opportunities and Regret
Harry Potter and the Quarter Life Crisis
Harry Potter and the Premature Balding
Harry Potter and the Alcohol Addiction
Harry Potter and the Child Protection Agency
Harry Potter and the Divorce Papers
Harry Potter and the Horrible Realization of What He Has Become
Harry Potter and the Sleeping Pills
Critics argue J. K. Rowling was dragging it out towards the end.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:46 am
by Tricky
"Harry Potter and the Embarrassing Slashfic"
"Harry Potter and the False Identity Card"
"Harry Potter and the Early Korsakoff Diagnosis"
"Harry Potter and the Scholarship Debt"
And we all want but will never see,
"Harry Potter and the Final Supper"
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:52 pm
by Siberys
Harry Potter and the Half Baked Companion
Harry Potter and the answer to the ultimate question.
Choose your Own Adventure Harry Potter: Co Written by R.L. Stein.
Harry Potter and the Wizards of the Lost Ark.
Harry Potter and the School of Wizardry Strikes Back.
Harry Potter and the Return of the Sorcerer.
Harry Potter and the Eight Thousand Morrowind Cliff Racers
Harry Potter: A Sci-Fi Original Movie.
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:46 am
by QuenGalad
Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Muggles
Harry Potter and the Overflowing Mailbox
Harry Potter and Two Left Shoes
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:15 am
by Siberys
Harry potter: A Rob Schneider Story.
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:43 am
by fable
Harry Potter and the Vegetarian Restaurant
Harry Potter and the Third Rate Fantasy Series
Harry Potter and the Shrub of Turin
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:29 am
by triline beta
Harry potter and the chamber of chamberpots
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:56 am
by lythium
Harry Potter and the Drunken Rambler
Harry Potter: Confessions of a Wizard with an invisibility cloak.
Harry Potter and the Nights of Methamphetamine.
Harry Potter and the Innocent Nobody who turned out to be a Complete Waste of Time