Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:30 pm
#5. You keep cutting yourself on the can opener... 
Don't laugh!
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:32 pm
#4. When you always set fire to the SO's cooking (ie, mine) when he is away.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:33 pm
#3. You want to attempt flambes before you know what a pastry cutter is.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:34 pm
2.You'd rather spam than cook.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:34 pm
#1. When you have watched too many cooking shows and think the best way to improve something is with "a little wine" .
I think Athena should pick the next one.
I think Athena should pick the next one.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:37 pm
Top Ten phone calls you don't wanna miss:
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:37 pm
10. Pamela Lee Anderson wrong number call
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:38 pm
#9. Telemarketers! Seriously.
So you can pull a Jerry Seinfeld...
"Hello, would you like to purchase a subsription to the New York Times?"
"Yes." *hangs up*
Seriously.So you can pull a Jerry Seinfeld...
"Hello, would you like to purchase a subsription to the New York Times?"
"Yes." *hangs up*
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:41 pm
#8. Lotto 649 asking for your address
#7. When the girl calls you. (then again, this is an often occurance for me, as with others, yes?)
#7. When the girl calls you. (then again, this is an often occurance for me, as with others, yes?)
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:41 pm
6. Brad Pitt saying he thinks I'd be perfect starring in a romance film with him
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:42 pm
#5. A radio station call.
I wanna win a prize!
I wanna win a prize!
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:45 pm
4. The one that tells you you've only got __hours to get a gun before terrorists attack.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:47 pm
3. The evacuation call. (Actually, I think Calgary has an active Emergency Broadcast System)
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:50 pm
#2. Surveys. Think of the most outrageous things you can come up with.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:50 pm
1. The call that says you can have tomorrow off. (I need to think of a new topic)
Top Ten ways to get the cop to let you off: (this might be interesting)
(I need to think of a new topic)Top Ten ways to get the cop to let you off: (this might be interesting)
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:50 pm
1. the demolition crew who are carrying out some bussines on you (unbeknownst to you) condemned home.
new topic:
top ten reasons why lawyers lie, and on that note im off to rome...
new topic:
top ten reasons why lawyers lie, and on that note im off to rome...
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:52 pm
#10. To win the case... >.>
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:54 pm
I'm going for Athena's.
10. Tell them you were paying too much attention to the road and not to the speedometer.
9. If female, flash smile.
TWO TOPICS! AH!
10. Tell them you were paying too much attention to the road and not to the speedometer.
9. If female, flash smile.
TWO TOPICS! AH!
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:54 pm
I need to pay attention here, maybe it'll keep me out of trouble. Let's see, k I got one
8. Nark your buddy out! j/k
8. Nark your buddy out!
j/kPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:55 pm
Athena's:
#7. My best friend is giving birth!
#7. My best friend is giving birth!