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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:13 pm
by Hill-Shatar
[QUOTE=Ravager]Well, uh, yeah...I wasn't going to say it though... :p [/QUOTE]

:eek:

Neither was I, originally. No worries, though, Lestat only mentioned it so he could bring attention to the fact that he's got a slightly used one. :D

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:14 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar] :eek:

Neither was I, originally. No worries, though, Lestat only mentioned it so he could bring attention to the fact that he's got a slightly use one. :D [/QUOTE]

And you are probably hoping to borrow it :p

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:15 pm
by Fiona
[QUOTE=Lestat]Have I ever been careful? :confused: [/QUOTE]


Ooook

[sings]
Three craws sat upon a wa',
Sat upon a wa', sat upon a wa',
Three craws sat upon a wa',
On a cauld and frosty mornin'.

The first craw was greetin' for his maw,
Greetin' for his maw, greetin' for his maw,
The first craw was greetin' for his maw,
On a cauld and frosty mornin'.

The second craw fell and broke his jaw,
Fell and broke his jaw, fell and broke his jaw,
The second craw fell and broke his jaw,
On a cauld and frosty mornin'.

The third craw couldny flee at a'
Couldny flee at a',couldny flee at a'
The third craw couldny flee at a'
On a cauld and frosty mornin'

The fourth craw wasny there at a'
wasny there at a', wasny there at a'
The fourth craw wasny there at a'
On a cauld and frosty morning'
[/sings]

Satisfied? :p

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:16 pm
by Hill-Shatar
[QUOTE=dragon wench]And you are probably hoping to borrow it :p [/QUOTE]

Hey, your the one who said you wanted it anonymously. Do you want me to go through with the exchange or not? :p :D

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:18 pm
by Ravager
Oooh, watch out the Candians have arrived. *sigh* Now, this'll be real perversion... :laugh: ;)

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:19 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Hey, your the one who said you wanted it anonymously. Do you want me to go through with the exchange or not? :p :D [/QUOTE]

Hey, don't drag me down to your nefarious dealings :D What happens between you, Lestat, and the strap-on is a private affair :D

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:19 pm
by Lestat
[QUOTE=Fiona]Ooook

[sings]
Three craws sat upon a wa',
Sat upon a wa', sat upon a wa',
Three craws sat upon a wa',
On a cauld and frosty mornin'.

The first craw was greetin' for his maw,
Greetin' for his maw, greetin' for his maw,
The first craw was greetin' for his maw,
On a cauld and frosty mornin'.

The second craw fell and broke his jaw,
Fell and broke his jaw, fell and broke his jaw,
The second craw fell and broke his jaw,
On a cauld and frosty mornin'.

The third craw couldny flee at a'
Couldny flee at a',couldny flee at a'
The third craw couldny flee at a'
On a cauld and frosty mornin'

The fourth craw wasny there at a'
wasny there at a', wasny there at a'
The fourth craw wasny there at a'
On a cauld and frosty morning'
[/sings]

Satisfied? :p [/QUOTE]Ah so this craw is actually crow?

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:21 pm
by Fiona
[QUOTE=Lestat]Ah so this craw is actually crow?[/QUOTE]

It is. Or you might prefer to call it a corbie?

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:21 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Hey, don't drag me down to your nefarious dealings :D What happens between you, Lestat, and the strap-on is a private affair :D [/QUOTE]
Private? Here? That's crazy! :D ;)

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:22 pm
by Hill-Shatar
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Hey, don't drag me down to your nefarious dealings :D What happens between you, Lestat, and the strap-on is a private affair :D [/QUOTE]

When it comes to these sort of dealings, it's not so much me dragging anyone down as it is someone else using the fruits of my labours to go sideways, upwards, into... :p

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:24 pm
by Lestat
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Hey, don't drag me down to your nefarious dealings :D What happens between you, Lestat, and the strap-on is a private affair :D [/QUOTE]Well, If anything is going to happen between me and hillyboy, no strap-on would be needed now, would it? Or are you not telling me everything... ...Hillda?

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:27 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Ravager]Private? Here? That's crazy! :D ;) [/QUOTE]

"Private" or Privates? :D

[QUOTE=Hill]When it comes to these sort of dealings, it's not so much me dragging anyone down as it is someone else using the fruits of my labours to go sideways, upwards, into... [/QUOTE]

Such penetrating insights Hill... All things considered, I hope for your sake that there are no detours involved :D

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:28 pm
by Hill-Shatar
[QUOTE=Lestat]Well, If anything is going to happen between me and hillyboy, no strap-on would be needed now, would it? Or are you not telling me everything... ...Hillda?[/QUOTE]

That's all I need now. Wannabe Vampiric Cowboy Lestat wants to meet the famous Cowgirl Hillda, dressed in her *favourite* little black dress. Sorry hun, but I don't feel like handling two fronts tonight. :D

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:29 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=dragon wench]"Private" or Privates? :D [/QUOTE]
Ba Dum Chaa! :rolleyes: :laugh:

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:31 pm
by Hill-Shatar
Such penetrating insights Hill... All things considered, I hope for your sake that there are no detours involved :D
Now, now, when did you ever go halfway? I'm sure both of my clients, you and your SO, that is, will be very pleased at what I managed to procure for them. :D

Of course I have penetrating insights. I am, of course, apparently, male IRL. I think I'll leave that phrase there... :D

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:34 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Now, now, when did you ever go halfway? I'm sure both of my clients, you and your SO, that is, will be very pleased at what I managed to procure for them. :D [/QUOTE]
Your clients? I don't know what's scarier, that they chose you as an agent or you allowed them to be your clients.... :D

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:35 pm
by Lestat
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]I am, of course, apparently, male IRL. [/QUOTE] :confused: of course apparently???
Apparently off course seems more probable?

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:36 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Now, now, when did you ever go halfway? I'm sure both of my clients, you and your SO, that is, will be very pleased at what I managed to procure for them. :D

Of course I have penetrating insights. I am, of course, apparently, male IRL. I think I'll leave that phrase there... :D [/QUOTE]


I had no idea Albertans were that way inclined... :eek: I thought you were all such stiff and upstanding members of our national community :D


You are "apparently" male in RL? You mean you aren't sure? :p

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:38 pm
by Hill-Shatar
Lestat wrote: :confused: of course apparently???
Apparently off course seems more probable?
Rewording in progress, slight inebriation detected. :p

[I am, as you all know, male in real life. Apparently.] :D
Your clients? I don't know what's scarier, that they chose you as an agent or you allowed them to be your clients....
They threatened me with bodily harm! That's all they have left. They took care of me mentally a long time ago. :D

@ DW: I am stiff and standing. Oh, upstanding. Never mind. :D At least we're better than our hippy free love, hug-a-tree, cruch granola cousins. :eek: Where the nudist colonies run free... :D

I'm sure. Whisky just means you have to check. Especially when you've got Lestat the cowboy over here hitting on you. With bad pickup lines, I might add. :D

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:40 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar][I am, as you all know, male in real life. Apparently.] :D [/QUOTE]
Yeah, so is Damuna_Nova...apparently...your point? :p ;)