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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:47 am
by EvilBelgian
[QUOTE=Lonewolf]How does 10 bucks sound? Note : I Dont take no for an answer
:laugh:[/QUOTE]
How about an "I don't think so" then?
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:01 am
by Dragon Reborn
or, if you dont want to risk permanent horrible scarring for life or even death you could hire me!
I can rip into shreads,*burn,**eat,***and just generaly destroy**** all your enemies***** for the low,low,price****** of: a small pile of gold,sliver,gems,and other shiny things about 30lbs. in weight*******
*shreads my auctually be chunks
**may casue horrible scarring or even death
***only avaible on organic targets
****may destroy everything in vincinity also
*****may not auctually end up being your enemies
******compared to asking your soul
*******ask rav for real measurments
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:41 pm
by Dragon Maiden
So....violent...
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:16 am
by Damuna_Nova
Here at Spammers Unanimous, we have also found a cure
* for violence.
That's right, only one
** asterix this time.
* Loss of life, motor control, sex drive, ambition, hearing, taste, will to live and bladder weakness are all common side effects of this treatment*.
** This may be misinformation.
*** In name only.
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:23 am
by Dragon Maiden
[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]Here at Spammers Unanimous, we have also found a cure
* for violence.
That's right, only one
** asterix this time.
* Loss of life, motor control, sex drive, ambition, hearing, taste, will to live and bladder weakness are all common side effects of this treatment*.
** This may be misinformation.
*** In name only.[/QUOTE]
Do we have to pay for the vial of violence cure too?
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:27 am
by Fiona
Well, I suppose you could mug him.........
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:35 am
by Dragon Maiden
Attack and run...I like it.
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:39 am
by Fiona
Are you sure you are really ready to give up violence, though? It takes will power as well as the "cure", I hear.....
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:42 am
by Dragon Maiden
Yeah, being a dragon and all, and then losing the ability to be violent? Kinda sucky. Screw the violence cure! Let's destroy!! :mischief:
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:44 am
by Fiona
What this we, kimosabe?
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:56 am
by Dragon Maiden
Uhm...yes...?
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:58 am
by Fiona
Well you can't expect me to get involved in mindless destruction, now can you?
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:11 pm
by Dragon Maiden
Well...no. But, what about carefully planned destruction?
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:15 pm
by Fiona
Er....I think there are a number of people who could help you with that. I am not one of them, however
Try Demortis
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:01 pm
by Lasher
spam... its whats for dinner.
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:04 pm
by JonIrenicus
[QUOTE=Fiona]Are you sure you are really ready to give up violence, though? It takes will power as well as the "cure", I hear.....
[/QUOTE]
Give up violence? Next thing we'll be asked to give up is sex and drugs...
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:06 pm
by Lasher
outrageous
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:09 pm
by Damuna_Nova
Flabbergasting.
It's simply shocking.
So how about it? 45 Banshees per treatment.
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:12 pm
by Lasher
argh banshees? new currencies were handed out while i was away? BS
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:15 pm
by Damuna_Nova
Read [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/speak-your-mind-16/europe-get-rid-euro-get-78042.html#post872251"]this[/url].
