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I will only say in answer to CE, receding hairlines are evil

@Z...I'll make sure to use that brother thing in my arguments

Curdis wrote:What about a Pinot of glass Noir? - Curdis !

I have no idea what that is, but against my probably better judgment, sure, I'll try one.

The Z wrote: @DW...oh jeez, I've really become quite the pervert haven't I....

"Become?" You are making it sound as though it's actually an evolutionary process.....

dragon wench wrote:"Become?" You are making it sound as though it's actually an evolutionary process.....

I blame Weasel....

After all, he's the reason I'm here.

The Z wrote:I blame Weasel....

After all, he's the reason I'm here.

Given that Weasel was reportedly into "Animal Husbandry" are you sure this is something you want to publicly confess?

C Elegans wrote:I thought you were dying to know.

It depends if it's the alcohol or biological type!
<SNIPAGE>
One may wonder if it is really tweezers and head hair BS is thinking of...

So on the one hand you're trying to be cute by deliberately making a double entendre have to be explicit, due of course to your youthful innocence, and then pointing one out to try to embarrass poor BS and DW.

Tut, tut, tut.

I can see that your extended absence hasn't changed you - Curdis !

HI, I'm old and new at the same time. I'll pass on the lutefisk, mines a Bhang Lassi, cheers.

galraen wrote:HI, I'm old and new at the same time. I'll pass on the lutefisk, mines a Bhang Lassi, cheers.

Hi!

Don't blame you for passing on the lutefisk, I think it's part of the punishment for unruly patrons.....Oddly enough, it seems even more effective than the two burly bouncers at the door, strange that...

lol! excellent choice of drinks there
Do enjoy it ...

Unfortunately I'm about to head to bed, it's past 11:30 PM where I am, not really that late, I know, but sleep seems to be beckoning.

I'm glad you stopped by though, and I hope you do so again

*wakes up
Ohh my head. Dammit, who spiked my drink!? And.. why am I wearing stockings?

Wow, these are very comfy.

I thin I'll take my regular drink... or, lets have it as double!

Oh, and nice to have new pub thread again... it has been some time since we have such with activity...

Screw the lutefisk!

Give me a milk glass and a bottle of vodka!

...waking up

Hey, people!
Where is everybody!
What happened here last night?
Oh, my head is spinning…
Where is my dog?
( to my dog: ) Zap! ZAP!! ZAAAP!!! Zappy?…
Oh, I guess he’s waiting at home for me…
I can’t remember much after that tumblerful of moonshine I had…
I guess I fell unconscious…
But now some things come to my mind…

Oh, what visions did I have…
Tricky was taking orders in a sexy mini-skirt, stockings and high heels…
DW and DF were belly-dancing on the bar, holding a whip in one hand and a Screaming Orgasm in the other…
Kathy was waving to people all the time…
I remember BS pole-dancing! Lot’s of lassies were drooling over him, but he didn’t care!...
Z was trying to draw their attention, but they didn’t notice him…
AC was yelling at him, but he didn’t care…
Curdis was reading his newspaper, which was getting bigger and bigger all the time…
Zap had turned into a Greater Wyvern, focused on depleting the lutefisk supplies...
Fiberfar was slashing him with a 2-handed sword, but he was getting the message “weapon ineffective” all the time…
Galraen was drinking and smoking a pipe, until his beard caught fire…
Fable was getting constantly in and out, bringing new whips whenever needed…
Kipi was trying to keep him from getting in again...
CE was photographing everything...
Des was guarding the perimeter, but he was holding bottles of wine instead of his weapons...
And I remember someone behind the bar making tequila shots for everyone (I estimate he drank half of them)… But cannot figure out yet who he was...
I’m not feeling very well…
I gotta find Zap and head for a pharmacy…

See ya around!

@Andurbal,
lmao! That's great :laugh:

Wish I could reply more fully, but I have an obnoxious cold and I keep sneezing every few minutes...
Which is also why, among other reasons, I haven't really been around today

What orders? I can't hear anything over how sexy I look in this mini skirt!

dragon wench wrote:@Andurbal,
lmao! That's great :laugh:

Wish I could reply more fully, but I have an obnoxious cold and I keep sneezing every few minutes...
Which is also why, among other reasons, I haven't really been around today

Do as the oldtimers... Take a big cup of coffee, add a lot of moonshine. Consume and go to bed. You'll be fine in no time

[QUOTE=Tricky]I can't hear anything over how sexy I look in this mini skirt![/QUOTE]

Yes, but is it the skirt or the black lace stockings and garter belt?

[QUOTE=Fiberfar]Do as the oldtimers... Take a big cup of coffee, add a lot of moonshine. Consume and go to bed. You'll be fine in no time[/QUOTE]

If I drink any more coffee today I'll go bouncing off the walls and right past them I doubt that even adding moonshine would neutralise the effects.
I must have caught this cold belly dancing last night, I'm sure I felt a draft...

drafts can be dangerous. I recommend no clothes at all so that you don;t feel a draft on any one area

BS, I insist you keep your clothes on.

what's up? newb here. : roceeds to headspin:: yeaaaaaaahh......ha ha anyhow, I like this forum stuff. I'm a n00b and I'll take a heini? .....no, not THAT heini....heinikens please?

Bloodstalker wrote:drafts can be dangerous. I recommend no clothes at all so that you don;t feel a draft on any one area

I agree with AC, for the sake of public decency, keep yourself covered! :speech: